Hacker wanted!

I am paying 10k for this job

What job?

ahllo

Ahahahaba u hav bean hak by anonymoose

- yeezy west

I'm not posting on here.

Let's just say the point is for the FBI to find me.

that depends, 10k what?

I'll take the case I'm the hacker named Sup Forums

Heh, depends on the job... I have quite the resume using a wide variety of tools (CC+, BBS, CE, SS, CSS, SQL) and a few babies i haven't tried yet ;)

Whatever you need, i'm your guy. As long as there won't be any FBI-linked firewalls (Norton 360 etc.), then ill use my magic little key on those sweet walls.

I need you to be good at what you do. And get me enough information to frame myself.i am asking you to put me in jail but there's a certain way I want it, I need you to make it look like I did it all

Wait the infamous famous Sup Forums!!!!

I'm your man, what do you need? I hack FBI, CIA and NSA on daily basis to play CSGO on their computers lol ;)

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Hello.

We have your IP traced. Delete this.

fuck off cia nigger

asking for a hacker on Sup Forums. kek
3/10 made me reply though.

What do you know about the elite hackers?

I am not haxor, I am florest and everything I do is beaitufl. hire me please

Shut it, Ace Ventura

I have heard such great things about Sup Forums. If you are truly one the greatest yoh know how to contact me.

Just gained access to your credit card and bought some nice stuff haha :)

You messed with the best and failed the test. Fuck off, kiddo ;)

It's quite funny you see.
Anyone know Hellboy?