Tfw you're self-employed

>tfw you're self-employed

Is that laughing or crying?

C O O L
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>tfw mechanical turk won't let you take surveys anymore

>tfw not a wage slave

>tfw you work at a factory

So how'd you do it?

What cert. or degree do you have?

>TFW work for yourself from your laptop while you travel the world

tfw you LIVE at a factory and make lods of emone

feels good user

>tfw niito
Subarashi.

They are in pain.

>tfw self employed
>work more hours than wage slaves

lol

>tfw college cuck
>tfw getting gangbanged by assignments and exams
I want to get off this wild ride

...

>tfw NEET
>tfw on welfare
>tfw will never get a job
>tfw elderly parents still take care of me
>tfw wagecucks will pay to take care of me and fund my video game purchases

It's for yourself, though, so isn't that better?

I know I'd rather work 80 hours for myself than 40 for some faceless corporate overlord.

I don't need to work, my parents are in their 70s and they do a great job taking care of me.

Living the life

>working on a website to earn me a little bit of money, with hard work
>almost finished
>suddenly get a million dollar idea, which requires a lot less work
>not sure which idea to finish first
I think I'll work on my current site first.

>tfw cook
>Shit hours, shit pay
But goddamn, it's fun

Jealous wagie? Wish you had parents who let you live with them and eat their food for free? It's what they owe me after all.

>tfw if international monetary system doesn't completely fail in the next 90 years, i don't need to do anything but enjoy myself.

>tfw electrical engineer in small office

>tfw NEET

Is this meme speak for neet?

Good job. Fuck society, you don't owe it anything, it owes you.

that's how it was when I worked parks and rec, shit pay but god damn getting paid to ride around trails all day was the shit

>be neet
>stop getting autism bux
>have to work like pic related
This is what happens when natural selection is no longer a thing

>tfw when Sup Forums is mostly underage who pretend to be proficient with technology and spend all day in their Mother's basement spouting memes

What the fuck do you do? I'm saying fuck all this and joining the navy to be a nuclear engineer.

I voted for bernie sanders to avoid this. Fuck trump, facist is going to take away welfare I deserve.

>tfw my own boss

you don't need a fucking degree to hire yourself. are you retarded?

kek too bad for you that bernout is done for

>tfw make ~$1,000 from apps every month and work only a few times a month
>tfw parents only charge $400 for rent and let me eat dinner with them for free
Sell your code you niggers, it's the only way out of this hell.

Honestly, we should embrace communism. It'll end wage slavery for good.

Working on it senpai.

But it doesn't fucking work you dumbass (see USSR) despite all the hype.

Please provide source

Under communism you not only have the right to work, but also the obligation to work.

why does that pepe look like hans moleman

It wasn't implemented properly

You work for yourself and to help everyone not to make some kike boss rich. The means of production deserve to be in the hands of the 99% rather than the 1%

>only make $1000 a month

lol what a fucking poorfag. I make about 4.5 a month. Seriously if you were on your own that $1000 is barely anything.

Shut up wagecuck.

>when u realize nuclear engineer just means you drive underwater boats

gl faggot

>Tfw you were cubicle jockey and wanted to switch careers and ended up in a cubicle

Me in the front

What's wrong with it?

Trump Coin my boys, Trump Coin. Soon I'll be living the life!

>tfw you realise money isn't real
>tfw you realize good survival skills are more important than money

I don't even have proper job (technically a NEET) but I earn $1000 per week
LMAO
>Programmers

I'm an industrial engineer and that sounds cool as shit. Where do I sign up?

>everytime communism was implemented it wasn't real communism
kys

Did you study for it? Why are you in an office? Shouldn't you be with a team with a drawing board on the table?

>dont have to work for kike bosses
lol communism is as jewish as yom kippur

>1000 a week
If you think this is a good salary, then you're sadly mistaken

>NEET
>Salary
More jokes pls

>NEET
>earning 4k a month
There's your next joke.

>4k
>Worth anything
hahaha

How to? what kind of app? How did you monetize it?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Don't want to sound like a shill but basically most coin comes from ads and app purchases.

tfw get flown around the states to build automated systems & robotics and work whenever I want whatever time I want

he said per month not per week rofl

That's even more hilarious.

Although I do respect him for honestly trying to earn his money. Best wishes for him.

not technology

>4k a month
>every month
You're retarded, most people don't make nearly that much even with a job.

>tfw you're a student with not enough time and all your money goes to /dev/null
>tfw you're not earning 100k a year from bug bounties like you could be

I actually do earn a little bit more than that. But my job is shit tier

I do too, but I'm IT support so it's ok.

Even if it's a shit tier job you're still above most of the population. The point is that nobody is making 4k a month off neetbux

sorry to disappoint you, but I don’t think this user is talking in yens

Not everyone lives in weabooland, hiro

>be 14
>really into guitar, bass, piano and sax
>hell yeah imma be a musician when I grow up
>get into music production on the computer at 16
>family can't afford to send me to a music university
>be 22
>work at a shitty store with shit hours and shit pay putting shitty groceries on shitty shelves
>friend encourages me to start a Patreon to fund my music production
>why the fuck would anyone want to give me money for music
>fuck it
>have a small following of loyal fans so it might work
>spend entire vacation two years ago setting up everything
>two years has passed and I'm streaming me making music every weekend, release songs every two weeks or couple of months and give away free lessons and material for people starting out making music
I still work at the shitty job, but if everything continues to go well with the music I'll be able to quit my shitty job and do music and vidya gayming for a living in a little over a year.
I'm going to sing, play guitar and piano live at a pretty big event where I live in a month.
Pray for me.

post your social media (youtube, bandcamp, whatever)

i wanna see your songs m8

>Anonymous image board

gl man, hope u get what u want and more

If you want to get big you can't be shy user. Maybe a certain producer frequents this board and would help out

I'm still pretty local and I use my real name, so I'd rather not have it on Sup Forums right now as it's really easy to find me with Google.
Thanks mate.
I feel safer not using Sup Forums for that.

It'll be okay in the end guys.
We're all going to be daijoubu.
Just think about what you love and focus a ton of energy on it.
Not all of your energy, just enough to get started.

Test

Just give me the million dollar idea and ill work on it for ya.

kys

That's cool, user
I used to do construction, but the night shifts were killing me.

>tfw you're posting from prison and only get an hour a week to shitpost as much as possible

No you are joining to be a retarded tech who looks at valves for 80 hours a week. I was one. Dont fucking sell your soul to uncle sam

>beat me to it
>fucking shit

>static image
>webm
jesus you're one of those fucking retards

>one
>maybe

i'm currently planning to do web developing, concept illustation, and music production on the side while going to university. can i make enough cash off all 3 of these to sustain a decent living?

>Wasting 28KB
>On a webm

>brother worked his ass off to start a successful business
>tfw I got extremely lucky and get paid to work my own hours from the comfort of my home

I got so lucky. Still live the NEET life though.

doing?

drawing anime tiddies.

after years of getting shit on at fly by night hosting companies I finally got a sweet six figgie gig at a huge tech company with real benefits and resources out the ass. have fun playing quarterly taxes and getting shafted by clients while you make your own hours.

nice

Editing photos mostly, I can do actual labor any time for real money but I have to get over my shitty anxiety and anti-social attitude first.

You win at life. I bet your job must be really really hard. :^)

what kind of photos?

Your mom's nudes :^)