Linux

>Linux
>can't play Halo 2 after 9 years
What can Linux do?

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it doesn't game.

Install gentoo.

Be bad

No, that's just you retard.

>what can it do
Not waste time on your NEET games, I guess.

Uh, Halo 2 is for Windows and Xbox. You MIGHT want to try installing it on Windows, or buying an Xbox. You can get an Xbox for like $20.

Just install a virtual machine. If your computer is not a toaster, it'll run fine.

but the input lag thoo
I can't play halo with my friends online on the xbox

Isn't Halo 2 Vista dead online, though? I heard the servers were pulled, and that you can't even buy a copy of it anymore.

At least I got to relive Halo 2 twice. Thank you, H2V... at least while you were alive.

>You can get an Xbox for like $20.
Fucking where

you can still connect directly to personally hosted servers

I see. I might do that sometime, then.

Do you have an online handle I can grab a hold of? Maybe we should play sometime.

>What can Linux do?
It can play flash eroge.

Except Linux can't play Halo 2 pal

>Linux
>Can't do random thing in random time constraint that nobody ever expected it to do
You're right, it's obviously worthless.

have you tried halo online/el dewerito?

I wish it did play halo but fucking Microsoft.
Anyone want to play reverse engineer and rewrite halo?

Oh yeah I have all those games I haven't even touched :o
Yeah and the el dewerito thing required dll functions that wine didn't have implemented and using the native dlls from vcrun2010 iirc weren't sufficient.

I also have a Windows machine, and I use it to play games because getting any Windows games to work on Linux is a waste of my time.

THIS GAME. STOP REMINDING ME, guys. Ugh. Why is Liru so cute? Why is the artist behind that shit so amazing that I'm actually willing to play a hentai game?

Ugh. Fucking Liru. Those ears.

Render fonts outside the kernel.

glad everyone makes hacked versions that just go straight to h-scenes fuck your pic

Yeah, maybe Linux has that. But BSD has rendering Lua in the kernel.

netbsd.org/gallery/presentations/mbalmer/fosdem2012/kernel_mode_lua.pdf

It won't do this

You are the worst dude
Nice attempt at doxing me but nah

>dox

I wasn't, honest, user-san. I just wanted a gamertag or something, because I'm too cowardly to post any of my own info on Sup Forums.

I don't really see the problem with this. Are they going to hire a hit man to kill me with that info? if not, why should i care?

nice dubs

Because I torrent movies and softwares and I don't want to get sued.

Nothing to hide - nothing to wear memes got debunked a long time ago

you shouldn't be doing that anyway. you should get sued for it

real work

DELET THIS

Alright man if you want you can give me a username or someshit on [email protected]

not as long as halo 2 doesn't work in wine

>relive Halo 2 twice
master chief collection isn't even near the same thing as the original or pc version, sadly

Sue me now :^)
and good luck with your home surveillance system.

You can delete this post now since I wrote it down.

I might contact ya sometime in the near future and maybe we can Halo it up.

I just made it for you man so I don't really care about other people knowing

why would i sue you?
and i don't have any webcams so they're not really spying on me

Signed you up for some gay porn user

>i don't have any webcams
If you look at the picture it talks about "files in private folders"

If you feel so confident why don't you just live in jail or stream your computer and cams in every rooms to the police? You got nothing to hide, have you?

It's really a spam account so go ahead senpai. where would we be without the 12 year olds

Ooh you're so funny user

i do got stuff to hide; i pirate a lot of shit but i've never gotten caught or a message about it so i don't worry

Oh user it's the other way around

Lets look at the copyright clause of the US constitution

To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries.

SCIENCE AND THE USEFUL ARTS - music and film are neither of these unless done for educational purposes
FOR LIMITED TIMES - Life plus 70 is theoretically unlimited, especially if you go off the "life" of a corporation recognized as a legal person
AUTHORS AND INVENTORS, THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHT - IP can NOT BE FUCKING TRANSFERRED. The creator has the right and nobody else does, ever. It is an exclusive right for their respective creations.

Copyright as enforced in the US is barely legal and relies on weaselly reinterpretations to work

It can run halo zero

Silly user, Marathon is for the Mac!

>nothing to hide non-argument
the world is in such a sad state

That's not anywhere close to a good thing.
>I want my OS to run like shit

Other than niche programing. What is linux at all good for?

It can play Doom

This does work in wine with xliveless and the xp fix DLLs OP.

where would one get such a game user

Literally any local retail shop. I bought one from salvation army, and like 3 weeks later they had another one.

Linux can't do this

>What can Linux do?
It can play games that I like. Mostly grand strategy, eg. EU, Civ, etc. but top down as a general rule is best, eg. Banished, Stronghold Crusader 2.

I don't really get the appeal of FPS anymore, but sadly when srs gaymers refer to 'games' this is what they're actually talking about. Funnily enough, the first game I bought was an FPS, Wolfenstein 3D.

Maybe you should just change your taste in games, OP?

>What can Linux do?
Play arena shooters.

Not that guy.
But it doesn't game you fucking retard.

I saw that entry on winedb but he didn't provide links to the patches.

One thing Linux can do that Windows couldn't.
It can survive on

I hope you realize that Halo 2 was a Vista exclusive, I barely got it to work on Windows 8 and it didn't work on Windows 7 despite 7 being a refined Vista

I'd be surprised if it worked at all with wine, stop being retarded and either dual boot or use a VM

Am I the only one who plays the original 2001 Halo online still? Theres a magic to it. Before the Ragdoll physics, before the covenent carbine; Put a needler in my hand and I'll make them bitches run. I really want to jump back into halo 2, but I dont want to open the disks I have. I currently have two virgin, unopened Halo 2 disks; one for the computer i have when I get married, and one for the computer I have when I retire.

I'll install that disk and have the worlds most nostalgic bachelor party ever.

I can play doom and old wads from the 90s on GNU/Linux Trisquel with prboom+ on a core2duo thinkpad. It's pretty comfy

But quake 3 was developed for unix
UT99 has been ported too

>can

Fuck, I'm tired

Yeah I forgot about that. What a fag.

xpfix: www101.zippyshare.com/v/Zuc695li/file.html
xliveless: gamecopyworld.eu/games/pc_halo_2.shtml

thanks I'll mess with these later also are you the same vaporeon that from the arch community if so thank you for maintaining some of those packages especially the thumbnailer patches

>what are servers and enterprise

> banking this hard on legacy support

Is online multiplayer still a thing?

Too many Sup Forums faggot on Sup Forums
My brother is sponsored by BAWLS for Halo. I never really got into it myself. When I do play games it's usually RPGs.

>ctrl+f
>0 of 0

excellent bait senpai

So you haven't heard of halo 0?

just... naw man. naw.

>>can't play Halo 2 after 9 years
It's a con that Linux can't play a shit game?

>fuck your pic
Well obviously, that's the point.

Set your ass on fire so bad you need to shitpost here.

this

I need that font. Name?

excellent bait senpai

>cocaine ninja
hi happybox. we know you're the only one who uses that you waowled

Why would he care about being known are you not aware than anyone who registers for cock.li can use that

>24 years since inception
>linux cannot install things
How do people use this

but it has haxxor dos commands :D:D:D

>using the computer
>not having gum in the womb
amateur hour

It seems "Outlook.com" and "OneDrive" were conveniently left out of the first picture. Those completely change the context of the sentence.

Sort your DLL over-ride settings with winecfg OP. Set the compatibility to Windows Vista, and then start sorting the multimedia DLLs to native,builtin

Tux Racer

>implying the thousands of emails regged for cocaine ninja arent happybox samefagging

play minecraft

Nah I'm gonna play the game is playing.

apt-get install quake3

what game is it?

Play KOTOR2 with Intel GPU.

That's something Windows 10 can't do. Seriously.

Halo 2 is a shitty game in a shitty franchise.

dunno some dude came in the animebytes irc and asked for it and then the link was posted but I won't post it here as I dunno if it's illegal or not. dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE139061

It's a shit game anyway

What file manager

Thunar