What is this

what is this
what the fuck is microsoft doing

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VR

>Microsoft HoloCaust
I lol'd

There was a thread a while ago, some user bought one. Looked pretty fucking sweet.

>what the fuck is microsoft doing
Trying to control you.

It is the future.
You can now see digital shit irl. wew lad.

this, it did look pretty damn good

they're trying to make a google glass

it looks great but it costs 3000 dollars and most of the software are just tech demos. give it another 10 years

projecting your waifus face onto your GFs head
future is soon

Not really a consumer product at the moment, more for providing HUDs for professionals as far as I can tell.

I mean yeah they showed Minecraft on it but that's just so that when they give one to a CEO to evaluate he'll play it with his kid who will tell him he totally needs to buy it.

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Did he ever deliver HD videos? The stuff he posted was fucking crazy

It's AR though

youtube.com/watch?v=YJg02ivYzSs

that looks awful

AR + Pokemon GO = fucking FINALLY

An even bigger joke than VR.

>tfw no AR shopping buddy

Finally my vision can be augmented

Everything MS does is at least three years behind everyone else.

They're even behind in data mining

they're getting suited and booted for the next stage of computing, it's making me sick because if they're doing what I think they're doing, it needs to be done so badly but there's no world in which I want MS to continue their hegemony for another whole generation

this is how I see it:

>unify all Microsoft operating systems into Windows Core, so that mobile, desktop and xbox are essentially running on the same system and applications can be cross-developed much more easily
>start building the tools necessary for VR/AR/MR (ie, positional tracking, 3D rendering) directly into that core
>AR is covered by the hololens, but Rift and Vive both plug into Windows, so it doesn't care about VR as long as whatever HMD you're using is interfacing with holo-windows (whether that's on pc or xbox)

youtube.com/watch?v=2MqGrF6JaOM

I hold out hope that SteamOS might merge with SteamVR and open the way to a linux-based "virtual" operating system, but if windows doubles down maybe valve won't bother ... then I guess windows takes the home-VR market while the mobile manufacturers squabble over implementing mobile AR (google's investing in magic leap and I'm sure apple's working on something)

>steamos
Liteally who?

That is such bs I couldn't withstand past the indian woman on the lazy susan.

Can confirm, was in thread
was bretty fucking cool

so colombian it hurts. iktf of losing your puntos Éxito

someone post that hololens "install gentoo" webm

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The evaluation of Sup Forums's 12yr olds is in..might as shut down all dev because some tween faggot cannot afford it and does not have the imagination or education to see potential value in the tech.

Sup Forums is pretty funny. However most who populate this place are sad children.

animu fa/g/gots will buy them no doubt for that

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>tfw in hell

The ultimate Sup Forums shitposting holographic simulation

>wave hands frantically in the air
>mom comes into room
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>shut the fuck up mom, I'm shitposting

Microshit Homolens

can anyone link to the thread ? there should be an archive somewhere

lmao

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>now you can LITERALLY shit onto the screen

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Upvoted!

>That price
fuck

that thread was epic.

more?

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Thread link where?

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/54841105

more please! this is so cool

is that thor

Man this is sweet as fuck. Why isn't this getting more hype?

It seems more akin to a business tool than a gaming/entertainment platform.

Thats disgusting

oh man look at that
another gimmicky trash

>walk in house
>wear hololens
>suddenly, memes
>memes everywhere
This would be a typical Sup Forums house.

Overpriced with shit FOV.

youtu.be/syFRdNs68s4?t=234

BUT MOM I'M HELPING BUILD THE FUTURE

GOD

Most of what you look at fits within the fov and you generally stop noticing after a few minutes.

see:

>Overpriced with shit FOV.
Well, it's meant for developers for now.

The final price will probably be at least $1500, considering that it doesn't need a computer.

this looks awful but the concept is cool i guess, colombian black mirror shit

they've opened it up to third-party manufacturers, stay tuned for $500 hololenses

blogs.windows.com/windowsexperience/2016/06/01/opening-windows-holographic-to-partners-for-a-new-era-of-mixed-reality/

>Hologram

We StarTrek now?

yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=FtCL4Zs0oCQ

you have always been able to

Fug, now I kinda want one.

>buy a hololens
>play Yugioh with friends like in the show