Be me working

>be me working
>boss comes to my cubicle
>behind him is a new guy
>"user meet Pajeet you'll be training him to work with you"

Why is this allowed?
How long do I have?

About until you accidentally call him Pajeet at work and are terminated.

2 weeks, max.

Nay, you must become the Pajeet and learn from him.

typically 2 weeks.

Usually they retrench the engineers first and then stipulate a clause in their termination that they'll have to train the replacement in order to receive their full severance

Make him your bitch.

Has anyone ever thought to train their pajeet to be retarded on purpose?

No training required user.

start camwhoring right away

Now is the time to write code that's cryptic and undecipherable that only you know so a pajeet can't replace you.

Now would be the time to unionize, before it's too late.

But too bad the tech industry is full of faggotarians. The glorious free market replacing every last one of you with a Rajeesh would be like pottery.

Time to begin planning revenge

It might finally be time to execute Uninstall_Adobe_Reader_On_Every_Machine.exe

Why would boss tell you to train him then? You could seriously just use him as an errand/coffee boy whilst fucking up his knowledge of how everything (should) work in your company. BINGO! Pajeet can never replace you and you are now Ramsey Bolton.

Because curry niggers will work alot cheaper.
Until he's better at your job than you are.

You can be a cuck and teach him or you can be a man and sabotage and incriminate him.

Make a copy of all variable names and change them to a mix of random letters and numbers.

Also do the same for all file names.

Why not train him, but train him to be shitty? Leave out important company policies, teach him to cut corners etc.

When he fucks up tell your boss that you explained to him the right way to do things but he would just ignore you.

I understand your frustration.

Show him the designated shitting cubicles.

I like how OP assumes his replacement will be worse at his job than he already is.

The only thing you can really do is to document everything and hope somebody slips up somehow. Maybe it's time to pore over your employment contract and memorize it carefully.

This

Why do you do something a stupid pajeet can do, too? Are you literally retarded?

How are pajeets such great programmers? What's their secret?

>usa
>free market

no social life
no distraction

My theory is that there is something special about their curry... You know, other than the gut wrenching diarrhea it gives you.

That's why we have to make murica great again :^)

>implying anyone of us have social lives
>implying anyone of us are good programmers

because you spend your time with weeb shit and mlp

Nah, America is doomed. We need to create our own artifical, libertarian island in the Pacific.

>implying anyone here isn't

In France, Pajeets train you and the training is better than the one of US and german instructor.

Lying about what they actually do, stealing from online sources, cutting corners, shifting blame, pulling the race card, claiming praise from coworkers auctions, demanding special treatment, spending time talking about their achievements more than working, taking less pay, working more hours with less efficiency, quick to anger/confrontational, off loading their work to others, barley can speak English so if something goes wrong they blame "miscommunication", etc.