Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
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>News • user wants to shock his benis • chink bling is best bling • user is addicted to buying chinkshit • user buys chink knockoff Aplel keyboard • user bought a meme tablet. • user secures another 3 years on his virginity with his new vape • user buys a cozy notebook • user fell for the RN3P meme • user gets chink'd Previous thread (OP)
What's a good camera to take sexy pictures of people with and possibly record me fucking them
Andrew Sanchez
I thought you Youtube shitheads were safely contained by Discord. Go away.
David Allen
Fuck off you suck
Brandon Carter
Does it stink?
Jose Wilson
your Xiaomeme pistons and your phone
>program the headphone buttons to take pictures >be a creep allday erryday disable automatic flash tho
Christopher Reyes
Nope, smells good
Alexander Sanchez
>video intro over 2.5 seconds. dropped
Brayden Williams
oh boy, fresh delivery from FastTech
Lucas Ortiz
>Old sunglasses scratched to hell and back >Chink sunglasses haven't arrived yet >Everytime I hit the road I feel it could be the last
The curse of having blue eyes.
Henry Lewis
Is it normal that I can't mark my order as "Arrived" to get some GB points? The button to do this isn't there anymore.
Christopher Nguyen
Stuff for mouth fedora
Tyler Cox
i fuckn no rite dis fuckn dood
Dominic Cruz
How much was the Nitecore charger? Also link please
Henry Cruz
are you sure you aren't just a pussy? eye color doesn't affect how you perceive light. It can affect things like likelihood to get cataracts (brown eyes) or eye infection (blue eyes) but your vision itself isn't affected whatsoever.
Christopher Diaz
E X P L O D I N G R O B O T D I C K
Lucas Wilson
gearbest is having a summer promotion thing right now. A tone of cancer stuff is on sale.
Samuel Cooper
is that a pick?
Gabriel Nelson
>A tone of cancer That's a funny way of describing the intro themes for youtube reviews.
I'm in the market for a Charger and was considering the VariCore V40. Is the D4 good? Did you get a chance to try it?
Ethan Nelson
>are you sure you aren't just a pussy? Yes
>eye color doesn't affect how you perceive light. It does
Now my question. Are you sure you have any clue about what you're talking about?
Brayden Mitchell
That usually takes a while for it to show up.
Lucas Jackson
Looking for some chink copy of this shit. An e-strap that attaches to your existing watch. Does it exist?
Caleb Nguyen
I also like Hyperboles.
Sebastian Allen
farm the price pay the price fag
James Reed
>kanthal PLEB L E B
Jonathan Rodriguez
Is there an e-strap for my existing smartwatch?
Zachary Parker
well I have blue eyes and I live in Australia and I have never required glasses to drive so yeah, I think I do.
You should actually look up tests done on both mice and humans regarding this exact thing. There is a tiny difference across an average of lots of test subjects where dark irises would have a darker perception of the world, but it was so insignificant that we can say for all intents and purposes that there is no difference.
Stop looking for genetic excuses as to why you're a pussy.
Dominic Bennett
Well I have a fucking Biology Degree and I've studied quite some physiology, but I guess being Australian gives you a better understanding of the human body than me.
Maybe is your wisdom what's blinding me when I drive at 8:30.
Jace Turner
how do i cash in my queerbest tickets?
Daniel Evans
>I have a fucking Biology Degree and I've studied quite some physiology >but I'm going to ignore the actual studies done in the area and trust my sore eyes :(
Michael Fisher
Whwn will my paid tracking code from gearbest start working? Its been more than two days already
Colton Kelly
Well forgive me to miss the part of your post that quoted a wide amount of sources that weren't your ass.
Bentley Johnson
New stuff came to me at work today lads, but the stupid secretary didn't give it to me until I was leaving the building so had to open at home :(
Chink EDC bag, will fit a Chink tablet in and my X230 in nicely.
Some knock off Armani sunglasses which look really good, best fake sunglasses I've had so far.
The same time as tracking would work if you hadn't paid for it i.e. when it gets handed over to the appropriate postal service. For example, if it's being shipped by Belgium Post the tracking will only start saying things when it arrives in Belgium.
Does /csg/ have any recommendations on a really thin, really cheap powerbank and bright, USB/microUSB powered LEDs?
Easton Hall
The memory wire Pair
Christopher Perry
So I bought this for like 14$ american a few months ago.
It freezes constantly., but I think that's the chink programs loaded into it. I never use android though so I have no idea how to reset it to a stock android?
Also no built in bluetooth. Picture looks good though when it works.
Evan Davis
usually 24-48 hours
Justin Rivera
six years
Charles Scott
buy the pro version, it's 5$ more, but it has a better cpu
Tyler Allen
tfw your neodym magnets are since 2 weeks in your country and still no there. normally it takes 1-2 days for inner country mails. i fear they stuck somewhere. how long should i wait to ask for refund on aliexpress?
Andrew Scott
The Xiaomi XL Mousepad looks great, nicely done video review too.
Joshua Torres
You can get the LED car lights for 0.01 right now, it doesn't show up until you have it in your cart. For some reason it refused to accept my credit card I've used multiple times so I'd use paypal to avoid getting chink'd like I did.
Adam Russell
best not to cheap out on the tv boxes. The cheap ones are next to useless. I got one for a friend a while back and it wouldn't play netflix in hd so it was a pixelated mess.
Kodi was slow.
It did come loaded with a bunch of pirate websites - the stuff the kodi devs rage about so that was neat. I think it's now sitting in my friends closet since it was a horrible gift.
In theory they might make a good emulation console with some xiaomeme bluetooth controllers. That seems like more work than it's worth though.
Caleb Phillips
Got some stuff!
A mousepad and a mysterious bubble wrapped box!
Austin Nelson
>0.01 wait what
Alexander Kelly
Inside the box were two things!
One looks familiar..
Camden Walker
>been two weeks since i requested a xiaomi unlock code >still haven't received one How long does it usually take? Is there anything I can do to speed the process? What if I never receive one?
Kevin Ramirez
1 cent
Joshua Gomez
I can't figure it out. It says I have 4 tickets, but it won't let me draw because I don't have a valid order. Maybe you need a qualifying order to draw? The 4 tickets I have are from the sharing thing.
Jaxson Diaz
try with the app, i can unlock without receiving sms
but im too lazy to do so
Chase Jackson
First thing is my EVA watch
Henry Sanchez
Shark was processing for 12 days, and yesterday I sent in a ticket asking if my item was out of stock. Today the item has mysteriously been shipped. You can't chink me that easily, Zhang.
Benjamin Jackson
>【London of GB】Sinotrans-London of GB-Hold by customs:Shipment Held for customs Inspection.
fuck
they're going to controlled explode my shark!
Samuel Walker
That doesn't mean anything. I got some Propecia from India that was just loose blister packs rolling around in a cardboard box that said MEDICATION FOR PERSONAL USE and it still passed customs.
Easton Bailey
Any advice on cheap on-ear bluetooth headset/headphones?
mfw I ordered a Teclast tablet last week and I know it'll be at least another 2 weeks before it arrives
Also, I think I got chinked on some £1.50 cufflinks. Been about a month and they haven't arrived
Noah Garcia
>not Xiaomi do you even try
Jaxon Bennett
what app is it? i do not have a xiaomi phone yet btw but would like an unlock code before ordering as i do not want to use it with the malware installed.
Blake Miller
I received my xiaomi hybrids, they look really nice.
The sound quality is worst than my ath-m50 right now but apparently they need to be burned in so I'll see in a few days if the quality improved.
Adam Wright
The other was my lewd Mikan mug!
But oh no, it's see through! It was supposed to be visible only with hot liquids
Ayden Morris
Be careful, the same thing happened to me. I ended up having like 4 orders that were in "waiting for payment" stage the next day. Their CC processor is wonky.
Austin James
baldie
Gavin Hughes
Did you buy it to test if your cum was hot enough then serve it to unexpected guests?
One a side note, I need to to fill my monthly dose of chink shit. Suggest me some memes guys.
Already got sharks, piston, flashlights, knives, camping leds and waiting for sunglasses on the mail.
William Green
Getting there, but I caught it early.
Jeremiah Fisher
they only got in-ear or am I missing something?
Ryan Hall
mouth fedora. ordered mine for 50 euros
Xavier Bennett
getting a 22" flatscreen (that's all I know about it right now) from my daddies work for free :)))
Jayden Richardson
Nice stuff, Chinkweebanon. Why not get an oppai mousepad? How's the quality on the Nerv watch? I'm going to buy a lewd mug now.
Kevin Murphy
also, gearbest put the value as 20 dollaridoos on the package. it has been sitting in holland for a few days though :(
Thomas Ortiz
>getting the m50 over the objectively better m40s
You fucked up Enjoy your nigger bass
Adam Reyes
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Dominic Myers
>m40 >better than m50 10/10 banter m8
Ryder Gomez
It is lol, check out golden ears or literally ask anyone in /hpg/
Anthony Foster
Watch is 2chink4me, very light and it's either aluminium or painted plastic lol
Got all the stuff and more for free thanks to spamming mousepad codes, so I don't care :)
Mug quality is very good, it's real porcelain and has a good finish.
Luke Wright
What if it explodes on my face?
But really, I have never been attracted to smoking in any way, I'm more of a drinker.
Josiah Wilson
only cheap chink shits and mech mods can explode. others have good chipsets in them that regulate the battery
Logan Parker
Guys I just got chinked hard.
Purchased a "100 meters" rangefinder, and shit only works up to 15 meters.
The worse part it's that I ordered 5 from 3 different sellers($165 USD total).
I guess is time to make a video to fight my money back.
Pic is the crappy rangefinder, avoid it like the plage.
Nathan Carter
AHAHAHAH you got CHINKED
Joshua Robinson
CHINK'D!
Lincoln Gonzalez
after a cheapish DAP but something better quality than the ruizu and too broke for a fiio X1. xduoo X2, X3 or fiio M3?
Xavier Jenkins
some archive you download from their forum/site and there you have to login with your miui_id and as well on the phone
Tyler Brooks
Link to mug?
Camden Jenkins
>Order chink knife with the intention of abusing it to hell and back >It actually looks fucking good >Ends sitting in my drawer
