WWDC 2016

Who's ready?

Post links to streams, fire up your mpv and prepare yourself for more of based Craig's quick wit and charm.
requesting low res (pref 360p) if anyone has it.

Other urls found in this thread:

p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/15pijbnaefvpoijbaefvpihb06/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8
appletimer.com/wwdc/
youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ
apple.com/apple-events/june-2016/
p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
mpv.srsfckn.biz/
appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222436-b/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/master/4500/4500.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

2bh if they don't announce pic related they're finished as a company

Also mods pls sticky?

If you have at least one modern Mac/iOS product (e.g. 2009 or later), you can watch the keynote straight from Apple's web site without having to use a workaround.

I thought WWDC is always 100% software?

Who else can't wait to have Siri on their mac?

I use Siri on iPhone a lot more than I thought I would.

Also, who is the more kawaii personal assistant Siri or Cortana (google doesn't count because it has no personality).

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Thank you for the helpful links to other boards I can enjoy :^)

I want a Swift iDoll...

>expecting hardware at a software show

never change g

I have never used Siri and I never will. Only assholes and luddite retards use it.

I need a Taylor Swift Assistant for seXCode.

Fuck off googlite

World Wide Dick Catching?

Let's get this out of the way

>Apple copied X
>Welcome to X year Apple
>Still 16GB
> Overpriced
>Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave

Can I watch the event using VLC?

Yes if someone posts the links, every year someone does but nobody has yet.

link pls

>mods pls sticky my shitty normalfag brand thread
Back to >>>/leddit/ fuckface.

POO IN LOO RAJEESH

I remember last time there was a troll link tho.

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The link isn't out yet. I'll post one when it's closer to the actual time.

p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/15pijbnaefvpoijbaefvpihb06/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8

OP here, I made the thread too early cos I got confused and thought it was an hour earlier than it was.

Countdown: appletimer.com/wwdc/

What to listen while waiting: youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ

apple.com/apple-events/june-2016/

apple's official stream will work on microsoft edge if you don't have a mac. if you're on linux, i'm assuming you don't give a shit about things that cost money.

OP here, I am on Gentoo, I just watch all keynotes for entertainment value.

Siri is bae. But they really should open up the SDK to us.

/thread

2 rupees have been deposited in your designated shitting street Pajeet! Thank you for working at One Infinite Loo.

You'd think after what happened last night a bunch of gays would be reluctant to gather in one place again like this.

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>tim opens the show with 30 min gay speech

>One Infinite Loo
topkek

>i'm so proud to be working with the world's thinnest and lightest gay indian hipsters

#hype

Stop asking for this bullshit.

Can't open the stream. Anyone else getting the same error with VLC?

will there be a ONE MORE THING?

of course.

mark my words
wwdc will start with cook's speech about orlando

they merged OSX into iOS, enjoy your walled garden toy os, ios is now known as iDeviceOS instead of iphoneOS

Maybe because it hasn't started yet?

mpv p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8

>ios is now known as iDeviceOS instead of iphoneOS
They literally already changed the name from iPhoneOS to iOS for this reason.

This "code artisan" style really makes my autism peak.

macOS

this works on VLC?

What do you guys expect?
>swift news
>metal
>new mac OS and iOS developer beta
>Siri

apple music 2.0

just replace the word mpv with vlc

Boy am I ready to blow my entire bonus check on a new macbook

>new version of OSX with a better look (like Mav')
>more stuff for devs

It should, without the "mpv ", ofc. It's just the url to the stream.

Otherwise just get the mpv binary from here
mpv.srsfckn.biz/
No need to install anything just use the mpv.exe

STICKY THIS

Pls no rambling Jimmy Iovine or Drizzy.

kys retard

Wait for a new thread so we can put the stream links in the OP

someone post a stream that i can view on my windows 7 box plx

protect us based stallman

dope music

so the link should work starting in 3 minutes?

Silence your phones, fuckers.

Tim will hear you, then point at and mock you.

I actually like it a lot, it's really aesthetically pleasing.

>new macbooks
>new mac pros
>siri bullshit
I fucking hate siri, though

can't you just change your user agent?

S H O R T L Y

Just update, it is free.
˙͜ >˙

p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
Just put it in the network stream in vlc

Seems like a lot of quality options are gone

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SAVE US BASED SCATMAN

HLS is adaptive bitrate.

thank

Beck - Wow

In VLC Media Player
>click "Media" in the top bar
>click "Open Network Stream..."
>paste the link below
>click "Play"

appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222436-b/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/master/4500/4500.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=

Alright guys, get ready to spam on here and downvote everything on /r/apple now.
This is going to be glorious

music off

>your face when apple kills OSX
>but makes is free software GPLv2

THE MUSIC STOPPED

HAPPENING

CHANCES OF MACBOOK PRO ANNOUNCEMENT? 80%?

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!

HERE WE GO

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

is there a way to tell mpv to throttle it?

Thank mr. gay apple

you guys called it
gay speech

Y E S
E
S

FUCKING CALLED IT

I think we were all expecting that

desu expected the orlando shooting shit

nailed it

Well you are right

relax

>CONDOLENCES
>fapping about diversity
>MAKES US STRONGER, MOVES US FORWARD
what a fucking loser

>Shillery speech
Fuck off Apple, the last one falls for this sjw bullshit.

sone shouts ANDROID RULES

MOMENT OF SILENCE

PLEASE RISE AND SAY THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FOLLOWED BY 5 MINUTES OF CLAPPING

USA
USA
USA

is cook crying :'(

what do you do in a moment of silence?