Pc gore thread

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You had to TRY to do that shit. They're bent in all different directions so it's not like they just clamped it down when it wasn't seated right or something, somebody straight fucked this CPU.

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>dust & hair

Looks more like someone dropped it on a carpet and then stepped on it or something.

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>give my desktop pc to mom while im gone for college
>she gets mad at how slow it is
>cuts all of its cords and smashes the led monitor on the ground
>gets herself a new laptop

why the led though

So you made her buy you a new one for destroying your property right? Or broke her laptop?

Same reason she made you, she don't know any better.

Post pics or didn't happen

this pisses me off

>yfw that's how she tried to abort you

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At first I thought it was dirt and I was like, "how?"

Then I saw the ring carved out of the center. Holy shit this was a hell of a head crash.

i had had dad buy me a used thinkpad already. i wasn't going to carry the desktop to my dorm room in another part of the country.
wew lad
she had sent me the pictures over facebook messenger but it was my fake account, so no pictures. never seen the desktop again.
don't be, she's a nice woman.
wew lad

No one cares, post pics or mom pls

OY VEY BRING THE HOLY WATER

>she's a nice woman
>she gets mad at an object and then proceeds to smash it and cut its cords

You are both mentally deficient.

Fug

say that to my mom's face, not online and see what happens.

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I'm already triggered

>codes poo internally

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trigger warning

Did you search pajeet to find this picture?

Holy fuck my ears

I'm surprised there weren't any sparks.

>max volume
My balls bursted

ive always wanted to do this

From the sounds of it I don't want to because she's crazy

Would this actually be enough to render any and all data completely unrecoverable?

I'd assume not since I haven't seen a single-platter drive in a realllly long time.

>low volume
>still rapes my fucking ears

OH NO! An AMD CPU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Definitely not with a conventional read/write head.

Modern heads fly at a few nanometers and this guy just scraped a screwdriver across it. Any attempt to read this with a regular head would just result in it scraping the disk more.

Nice people don't smash other peoples belongings when they experience a minor frustration. She needs psychiatric help and you probably need therapy after being raised by a lunatic.

So how often did she beat you as a kid user?

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Here you go.

fuck you

Triggered.

1/2

2/2

Are u proud faggot?

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semmoset setit

well

mul on koffi tässä
maistuu hyvältä

I'll take "shit that never happen; trying to fit in" for 100, Alex.

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

it was already posted

fuck

I forgot the content
But I remember the rage
That is enough

it auto-upgraded to windows 10, now none of my drivers work

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>its not dust

Nothing some salt water wouldn't fix, I'm sure.

what is this

haista vittun homo

>DBAN.jpg

>lower volume
>play video
>rreeeeeeeeeerereerrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>now im deaf

Fuck man.
This is like Sup Forums's Loss.
You can't unsee the rage.

>Tfw you work in tech retail and get asked at least once a week, if not near daily, for Ethernet splitters like pic related.
>Tfw at least 75% of those customers get pissed when you show them switches and refuse to pay ~10 dollars for them

I'm still mad

Thought it was a really dense wire-wrap circuit until I zoomed in. WTF OP?

fermi.jpg

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I had that same laptop, video playback was terrible. Like 2003 XP desktop terrible.

People always shit on that guy for being a pussy, but his family is so abusive that I'm not surprised he didn't do anything about it. Had a similarly emotionally abusive family as he did, and it was rough.

>Be 15
>Get new laptop, ostensibly for school
>Spend all my time on it, mother hates it
>She finds me on it playing vidya at 3am on a school night
>Shes furious, threatens to break it
>That morning I won't get up, too tired to go to school
>She goes nuts, grabs the laptop and throws it off of second storey balcony
>The screen was cracked in multiple places, unusable, but the rest of it was fine.
>Used the thing with a monitor for 3 years afterward

Never underestimate an Acer.

>be me
>get first pc i ever really owned
>make it clear to my sister that its mine and not to use it
>ok senpai i wont use it
>come home early from school and sisters on it
>slight autistic rage but calms down before stabby slashy happens
>tell her to get off
>but mom said-
>i dont care what she said
>mom comes in and says the computer is hers
>did you buy it?
>well no user
>so its mine because i bought it then
>bu-
>no, its mine, i dont want her touching it
>well why user?
>yeah why?
>because you fucked out last one up so much i had to reinstall windows 3 times on 3 separate occasions
>but why did you do that? it was running fine!
>it had multiple viruses on it from that lovely little sight called limewire
>what do you mean? music cant have viruses
>are you stupid? whats the difference between a 5kb.exe and a 5mb.mp3
>well nothing user its the same thing!
>yup, you're dumb, get off, dont touch.
>buh- *crying*
>no, now
>get onto computer
>see limewire
>and frostwire
>ohgod.png
>run virus scan
>virus's detected

pic related: MRW

this makes me physically angry

Best ASMR so far

>TFW it's dozens of ethernet spliiters plugged INTO switches

>Tfw for the price of all these splitters you could have just upgraded your switch

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>be me

Who in the fuck else would you be?

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>I have never seen a greentext: the post

at least it didn't look like this

>What's this, a mail with an attachment?
>It's an excel sheet!
>Hey i can't open it
>Hey now i can't open all the other files either
>I'll send it to Lauren maybe she'll know what to do!
Repeat.
Over 20 machines shrecked with ransomware.

Intel Rektium(TM) Processor

you're new here aren't you?

>you're new here aren't you?

funny considering faggots like you started adding >be me at the beginning of every greentext story starting like 3 years ago

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The hdd commited suicide as it couldn't handle the speeds of the new ssds.

Vega prototype?
Needs more melting

No, the data is stored magnetically, scratching, unlike CDs which is a common misconception, does not render the data unreadable.
You'd just need to polish it.

>Hello
>Geek Squad here your pc is ready
>You can come pick it up
>As you can see we booted it up so you can see it actually works.
>That'll be $500

That's wrong

I want to smash his mother and sister into a brick wall until they bleed out of every hole on their head.
Jeez, how can people still be this technologically inept in this day and age.

You have no idea user.

This could have easily been avoided had you put a password on the computer.
I could understand you needing to format that shit once, but you let her do the same shit three more times? How stupid are you?

>Letting lusers run as admin
>Not using cryptoprevent
>Not blocking all attachments from execution
You are shit at your job and deserve to get fired

they are implying that they are sentient.

HYIIIIIII

Spurdos leave now!11

Thank fuck my family members aren't retarded americans

>because you fucked out last one up so much i had to reinstall windows 3 times on 3 separate occasions

>last one up

we had an old shitty compac computer before with windows ME, that was the "family computer", i got tired of having to fix it so i just got my own and let them suffer with my sisters inability to read.

>under-rated comment

Still triggered