Apple WWDC Keynote Thread

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First for new MBP

Yeah this watchfag has seen a few dicks up close

apple pls it's been over a fucking year

IT'S A SOFTWARE CONFERENCE FAGGOT

Imessage on android let's go

There is a button you can tap to send your activities to your friend.

Mind. Blown.

WHERE'S BASED CRAIG?

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>>>/lgbt

wheelchairs

is that why his voice is fucked?

it'll be coming. Also new pro

This is the only reason I'm watching.

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fuck that shit they announced the newer mac pro before, it's not consistently software

This is the most boring WWDC ever

>I'M GETTING MY BUTT KICKED BY STACY, BUT I'M ANNIHILATING JEFF
>AND THAT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY

Uh.

I hope you're just pretending to be retarded

They reveal new hardware at WWDC, only the iPhone's get a special conference

FUCK YOU STOP ACTING LIKE APPLE HAS NEVER UNVIELED NEW MACBOOKS IN WWDC IN THE PAST RETARD

>wheelchair features for amuricans

>CLAPS

>>>/lgbt

ayy, why is apple most innovative? why doesnt google and samsung care about wheelchair users?

typical shit posters

Same here if we get that then I will have everything I need on my one phone I won't have to carry an iPhone around anymore

Thats a bit of a stretch, kid.

>apple fags have dick so deep into their throats they need an app to remind them to breathe

Can you stop? Pcfags so butt hurt they gotta ruin every mac related threa?

Damn breathing used to be so easy...

SENSITIVITY

Are people actually interested with Watch OS?

Wake me up when they're talking past this shit

Deepcuck Chopra

good lord, enough about the stupid fucking watch

Yeah, lacks the panache of a genuine troll.

this is gabage.

Why do people think its good to have apps to tell you to do everything?

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Apple is dead.

They got a room full of developers from around the world to talk about fucking wheelchair users of their fucking watch.

APPLE INVENTED DEEP BREATHING

I N N O V A T I V E

Just a few of the exciting updates. I missed the part where it got exciting.

So, did I miss something yet?

Just kidding, of course I didn't.

>breathing app

steve jobs turning in his grave

>you are now breathing manually

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booorrrrriiiiinnnnnnggggggggggggggg

fuck this apple watch shit

lol,

>You can clap its good.

been doing it for 12 years

I'm so sick of this watch shit. Normies are the only people stupid enough to buy this junk and they don't watch WWDC.

BASED SCATMAN

*Clap-Forcing intensifies*

"pls clap"

I think they're mostly trying to sell the watch by putting it first.

>he didn't like the old imacs and ibooks
nice shit taste

Lold irl

>please clap

Is this the end of applel?

I'm going to sell my mac and just buy an xbox at this rate.

sorry bb ;_;

>please clap

jeb tier low energy

ayyy Eddie,,, wassup my nigga

So all they did is make a breathing app for watch is? No changes?

>watchOS is over
>tvOS next

>yfw Apple won't announce anything exciting

is the scat posting finished? can I fucking enable loading images again?

Spoke too soon, didn't ya.

GET THE FUCK READY FOR SOME APPLE TV ANNOUNCEMENTS

>please clap

>The future of TV is apps

No it isn't.

LOL

What INCREDIBLE response to AppleTV are they talking about?

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Liberals are so pathetic they need an app to help them breathe

This guy looks high ayy lmao

My watch didn't tell me to though

Im going to just use the apple reddit or something. I avoided Sup Forums because of the gross shit like this. Now I cant even browse tech cause of assholes like that

I'm waiting for phil the shill

I love AppleTV I just hope they don't focus on stupid fucking games for it. Get Amazon Prime streaming on there

I really hope theyre gonna reveil a breathing app today

>nice shit taste

>liking hideously designed, crappy plastic trash receptacles

whatever shit eater.

goddamn spergies should never attempt humor
internally cringing

Eddie is my least favorite apple C-level

Xcode on iPad, it's gotta happen just you watch!

>You can clap, it's good!

Oh my god you won't believe this, user!

>He has these pictures saved on his computer for this very occasion.

i-it's a lot of fun to do this with your group of friends... right g-guys?

> silence

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>MOLOTOV
>france
LMAOOOOOOO

This dude looks like a 50 year old elliot rodgers

What the fuck is going on in that webm?

>applel toddler toys
>tech

Pick one.

inb4 the next presentation is GAMING. Those are always such a drag.

This. People here like to criticize Reddit, but at least they won't ruin your lunch appetite.

>title

memes are real

>please (You) me

WOW REPUBS ARE SO GOOD. MAN U A MAN NOW. SO GOOD DAWG. FUCK UR DICK IS SO BIG. JESUS IS GOD U ARE THE BEST PERSON.

see

There's way too many white males presenting this conference

YOU CAN ENTER TEXT WITH THE KEYBOARD

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Lmao fucked up

>HIs daughter is in High School

wtf you can already do all this shit