Apple WWDC Keynote Thread

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holy shit she talks like a retarded fuck

kek.

CRINGE ALERT

FOR YOU

There are lyrics! Come on y'all! L-like it. please?

MY CRINGE
>it's all about me!
>THAT CUT TO THE FATTY IN THE FRONT ROW

CRINGE

just end me

CRINGE WHY IS EVERYTHING CRINGE? E3 CRINGE, APPLE CRINGE


KILL ME

Awful condescending presenter

WE WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC AND SHIT

>RAP TO THE BEAT, GUYS!

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

The amount of discomfort trying to get everyone to clap along.... That felt so cringey

SOMEONE PLEASE GIF THE APPLE WATCH LADY IN THE AUDIENCE DANCING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>Niggeress fails to generate any kind of good mood

>She is still trying to make everyone sing along

ayy the cringe, fuck me

1st for SUPER EXECUMOMMY

I'm cringing fucking hard. make it stop, anons.

good lord apple please stop, you're better than this

>I'm gonna pause this okay?
APPLAUSE

>ALL YOU COMPUTER NERDS AND SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS WANT TO ROCK IT TO THE BEAT, RIGHT?

Holy fuck, I couldn't care less about this bullshit. Stop redesigning the fucking music app.

Craig should just do the whole WWDC keynote

I... I... I really think its over. Steve is cringing in his grave.

MAN SHE MANAGED TO BE EVEN MORE CRINGEWORTHY THAN EDDY's APPLE MUSIC INTRO A YEAR AGO

FUCKING CANCER

whyh do you have those pictures saved??

GET THAT FUCKING COON OFF THE STAGE

tfw no Chocolate Apple gf

IM CRINGING TOO FUCKING HARD

FUCKING KILL ME

STOP BEING SO BLACK

Wait, I thought it wasn't a Ubisoft presentation.

strong independent poc.
back the fuck up crackas. she gone be da regular from now on, ayyy

>holy shit she talks like a retarded fuck
she talks to the apple audience mate

this is targeted at normies though

>nigger on stage
>the cringe increases

who would've thought.

You are all man children. Do you have no clue how decisions like this are made. Of course they want to throw personality into their conference. Think about their demographic.

DRAKE HAS BEEN AT DA TOP A DA CHART FOR LIL BIT

fuck niggers!

Get this nigger off the stage

He's been cringing for years

I can't tell if that's how she talks, or if Apple actually hired her and told her to speak in AAVE Lite

Both are sad

looks like an ape

iktfb

>lol all you silly white boys don't know how to rap :)))

she wouldn't even be up there if not for diversity quotas

STOP IT REEEEEEEEEEEE

niggas gonna nig

when did Sup Forums suddenly become Sup Forums?

Is this the Apple Diversity Parade?

HOLY FUCK @ THE CRINGE. I HAVE TO KEEP STOPPING THE STREAM. PLEASE APPLE NO. FUCK. EVERYONE ALREADY THINKS WE'RE GAY ENOUGH.

It's done!

UGH

Poor woman doesn't understand culture, she's up there because of "diversity", so she's trying to get the audience to rap along to one of the most accessible and well know hiphop songs out there, yet nobody joins in. Tragic

:(

not gonna like, i would go ape on that

Aisha Tailer, get the fuck away

This is diversity folks. If you enjoy having the cock of multi-culturalism shoved down your throat, remember to vote for Hillary.

Did i miss OS X? Damn it who cares about the music app

Bet she will blame any backlash as racism

celebrate diversity you racist misogynist

Social Justice was a mistake

thank god.

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CHOCOLATE WOMEN ARE THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY

thank you booze

macrumors.com/2016/06/13/live-coverage-wwdc-2016/

>>this
Discount Bill Gates should stay tho, he´s a nice guy

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FOR YOU

>Did i miss OS X?
yes also it's called macos now

i think u mean macOS Sierra

>demographic
She just tried an entire auditorium of sweaty nerds to feel the beat, that's not happening f a m

They got criticized by SJWs for being all white all male. Now they're making all the women and niggers cringeworthy, so people demand only white males again.

Yes, wasn't very interesting aside from siri

Why does this guy always look sleepy

ALL NEW DESIGN

There's a shared clipboard, and it automatically logs you in if you're wearing a watch. Also Siri. That's about it.

now apple music is an even bigger clusterfuck

MAGA

>talking on a subboard designated to technology
>Sup Forums talk
SHIGGY DIGGY DOOOO

all these 4U's

Craig's ok.

he looks baked

Wonder if they'll take a swipe at Trump? LMAO SO CLEVER

>tabs everywhere
>clipboard among devices
>siri on mac

meh, nothing worthwhile

>r/eddit

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PANDAS GONE WILD

what about a new macbook?

>that Trump face and Hitlery face

Apple confirmed for propaganda shills

holy fuck, I'm done

this guy looks like a sleazy pizza shop owner

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

>not gonna like, i would go ape on that
what did he mean by this

>The crowd boos when Trump is featured.

I don't get it. Last years presentation was slick as fuck (apart from the music section) and they had their fill of quota presenters then. What's gone wrong in the intervening year?

wow new low, i thought they were at an all time low before

That's racis', some niggeress who was on crack and who has no idea about user interface design thinks it's the shizzpizzfuggasssheeeeit, how dare you white cis male middle class tell her she's wrong?

>news
still ads?

christ no one gives a fuck about homekit

Kek

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Skynet confirmed, lads.

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