/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• user finished his Shark vs Samsung 3D animation • Apparently not all orders made during Gearbests summer promotion are eligible for the Lucky ticket thing • user bought some cheap vidya and movie key chains/necklaces • user warns of the dangers with Mechanical Mods for vapes • user got a bunch of chink shit, including a JinHao fountain pen • user fixed his chinky headphones • user receives 64gb shark and benches it on his phone • user bought something he doesn't need, welcome to /csg/ • user gets his mouth fedora shipment from FastTech • user received a bunch of new stuff for his EDC, including some fake Armani sunglasses • Bunch of $1 mousepads are coming in and one user has the Shark mousepads I designed • user got a BM 700 and related accessories and a Xiaomi shirt with Mitu on it posts internals of BM700 • user got chinked on rangefinders
• user gets sharks, u8 smartwatch
• Comfy Reviews user reviews the Xiaomi XL mousepad
youtu.be/FAd_SWqx-l0

Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/store/product/Hot-cheapest-XiaoMi-piston-headphone-in-Ear-3-5mm-wired-earphone-With-Remote-Microphone-XiaoMi-headset/1157933_32651841464.html
instructables.com/id/Modify-a-cheap-LDC-Condenser-microphone/?ALLSTEPS
audioimprov.com/AudioImprov/Mics/Entries/2015/12/20_Modding_a_BM-800_Mic.html
aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Redcircle-600-Full-Metal-automatic-pencil-cartoon-pen-drawing-pencil-artwork-drawing-mechanical-pencil/32448323371.html
forum.xda-developers.com/general/accessories/review-ruizu-x06-bt-wireless-wired-x02-t3013079
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S52578581#p52599105
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55065556#p55066783
aliexpress.com/item/New-Folding-Blade-Tactical-Knife-5Cr13Mov-G10-Handle-Outdoors-Hunting-Camping-Pocket-Knife-EDC-Multifunctional-Tools/32614641700.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.19.P3kTkZ&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10017_507_401_10040,searchweb201603_9&btsid=d9638d7c-d8f5-452a-b787-cf1022969af1
s.aliexpress.com/iiMvey22
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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o shit waddup

Dumping shark mousepads in case anyone wants to print one.

>and one user has the Shark mousepads I designed
Can you post the images again?

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Can you link those dollar earbuds?

I'm moving to my first house next semester, what do I need from China? Also what are some /csg/ approved lights?

Anyone else gonna get the Teclast Tbook 10 tomrrow?

I'm not the user that printed that mousepad or got the $1 earbuds.

Repostin

Any knowledge about the Ruizu x06? Playing music at work and don't want to have to run down my phone but need that bluetooth capability.

1$ earbuds are trash, why would you want to buy some?

here you go aliexpress.com/store/product/Hot-cheapest-XiaoMi-piston-headphone-in-Ear-3-5mm-wired-earphone-With-Remote-Microphone-XiaoMi-headset/1157933_32651841464.html

the cable is a bit short for my liking

jogging

Can you give us a comparison to piston 3 or whatever other earphone you own?

Can I be in shark klub now?

Shark SSD's when?

I just got my led meme fan but it won't write my messages or read from the fan, I remember something about having to write a certain number of messages or something? The readme is no help of course

I'm not the user that posted his 1$ earbuds but I have a couple and they are all complete trash compared to my hybrids.

Is there any bass on the $1 earbuds? How about vocals and highs? Are the highs harsh? Or the vocals in your face or distant?

In Windows, start up the bullshit program that came on the mini CD.
At the bottom it will say "fan status: Disconnected" or something similar.
Then plug in the cable which came with the fan to one of your computer's USB ports. It will say "Fan status: connected". If it doesn't then you've got a broken cable.
Having done that, plug the cable into your fan and download your meme creation to it. If an error box pops up at this stage saying "can't do it" then you've got a broken fan.
Did you order from Gearbest or did you jewishly attempt to save $0.50 getting it from Ali?

Ali, same price though and it was the most reputable seller, it definitely isn't trying to write though

I got a gift card.
Do I get a 10 000 power bank or pay 10 bucks extra for the 16 000 one?

I can't stop looking for aliexpresluts.

anyone know any good chink 1080 or 1440p gaming monitors

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Korean make some of the best no-brand monitors but it's a big hassle to get them shipped.

Brands are X-star , Shimian and First.

buy from green-sum on ebay, one of the original sellers of korean monitors.

Ships from murika

Does anyone know of or has anyone done any mods to their BM series mics? I find the idea of modifying them interesting, since they are pretty decent mics for the price, and I think they could be killer mics if they were modified.

I've started looking for some, and I found two so far.]
instructables.com/id/Modify-a-cheap-LDC-Condenser-microphone/?ALLSTEPS

audioimprov.com/AudioImprov/Mics/Entries/2015/12/20_Modding_a_BM-800_Mic.html

It's a mannequin

That's a bracelet. I don't think they'd bother putting birthmarks on a mannequin.

Because i saw some germanfag complaining and be confused in the last thread.
If you are german and want to buy a phone.
Then you probably want to avoid customs (>=150€) and taxes(>=26€).
Try Tradingshenzhen. They offer an "insurance" against extra costs. So if there are any, they'll pay it for you.

That user was me. Thanks for the tip. Will note it down for later purchases.

pls no bully Bismarck

Well then you've been chinked assuming you've actually followed all the steps above, in particular the one about USING THE CABLE SUPPLIED WITH THE FAN.
There is a reason I only shilled this fan from Gearbest.

Daily reminder

Anybody know some cool quad-copters that aren't total garbage?
They don't have to be good, but preferably able to carry a raspberry pi or something.

What do you want to do with it?

PRINTING a MOUSEPAD?! What is this witchcraft?

I just want to have fun with autonomous flying.

>being this new
Chinks have been making one dollar mousepads for ages.

Fuck off

Syma x8c

On the same day!

Any good chinaphones that work on the US carriers? I don't see how many of you anons are picking up phones from china...

How did you get that mousepad

I think he just made up the Mousepad on that 99cent mousepad thing, using illustrator or photoshop.


Also nice repeating digits.

I want to die between these thighs.

OP here, pleasantly surprised with how well these came out. Does it cut off right where its supposed to?

Visit XY.com where X is arts and Y is cow
Find the "Custom Large Mousepad"
You need a code to bring the price with shipping down to $1.
You can google for one of those.
GENTOOMOUSEPAD
^ is mine which probably still works

Sadly, nope. I even moved your cut to the outside of the entire template (not just the warning line) using their centering tool, so they printed way outside or just didn't bother with my adjustment.

All good, though.

I you sure it saved the position?
Check how the image looks on your order page.

I sure did

with that could I make... *gulp* a lewd anime mousepad?

Xiaomi Hybrids are so much better than Piston 3.

All earbuds I've seen that have armature drivers are always $80+. I'm amazed by theses things for the price. Best earbuds I've used.

Motherfuckers, I designed it so it lined up with their cut but it just prints the entire picture regardless. Will fix tomorrow.

You could, they don't care. But I heard that they sometimes send it in a transparent packaging.

Hah, I think I was one of the original people telling you to move it over. It is still cool for a buck. The color is great

>so it lined up with their cut
The red line isn't where they cut it.
The red line is the border between "won't be cut off" and "might be cut off"

Does anyone know if I can buy +86 mobile phone number?

So what do you want the Rpi for?
Also "autonomous" flying gets old very quickly. If you're planning on doing any meaningful aerial photography then you're going to need to spend a ton of money because the cameras on the toy drones are worthless.

>So what do you want the Rpi for?
Autonomous dogfights with lasers.
Competing with a couple of other nerds, once we all decide on a budget.
Can't seem to find much info on it for the toy one, but are there any moderately cheap quadcopters that will let me use a hardware interface rather than RC without too much hackery?

Who do these compare to Rotring?


aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Redcircle-600-Full-Metal-automatic-pencil-cartoon-pen-drawing-pencil-artwork-drawing-mechanical-pencil/32448323371.html

idk familia but they look really nice t b h

The tips look comfortable.
I hold pencils rather low.

They look nice aesthetics wise. Looks like for $10 you can't really go wrong. How many are included?

One.

Holy fuck 1 for $10? Those damn chinks are jews afterall.

Don't fucking shop from Gearbest guys it's a piece of shit.

Lmao im never getting my rn3 pro

Anyone know of a chunk cutting mat? They make a good surface for a lab table

*chink... Damn auto political correct

How can I get a mousepad for $0.99?

forum.xda-developers.com/general/accessories/review-ruizu-x06-bt-wireless-wired-x02-t3013079
I think there's some more information about it in the head-fi thread for the x02 too.

my gearbest piston 3s arrived with no qr code shit anywhere
should i be worried

Maybe. It should be near the jack.

post a photo of the 3.5mm jack, it should be a tiny qr code stuck there

Is the code on the box or actually on the buds? I just bought a set but the Box they came in and all included ear nubs *disappeared* else Id check mine to see if it had the code

Is from aliexpress or from artsc0w?

Oh good Im
It has the white flappy sticker with MI on one side and a QR on the other.

please help. what software do i use to test the speeds of my shark?

The qr code is on the cable right above the plug on my hybrids.

I bought one a while ago. It was a nice pencil until I dropped it and lost the little lead sleeve. I replaced it with one from another pencil, but it isn't the same.

I suggest that you find a way to secure the sleeve in place if you plan to use it anywhere away from home.

H2test?

they came with nothing on the cable near the jack. and the area on the cardboard that other people seem to get another code on is blank

dunno why this other guy is pretending to be me

It should look like this. At least mine does.

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S52578581#p52599105
Pretty close apparently

Pic is mine I am:

I wish I knew where the extra ear nubs went I could go with one size smaller

Where and how can I get a mousepad like that?!

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55065556#p55066783
We should probably add some info about that to the wiki. Without mentioning anyone's code obviously.

inb4 this post is deleted

The images are at the top of this very thread

if we say art the name of the cow website dot the thread will get deleted com

Why is so heavily moderated the store for the dollar mousepad and not all the other stores?

We had a dollar mousepad fever that was kinda insane some years ago
It became spam real fast

A while ago (two years maybe) there was a huge surge of "post your $1 mousepad" threads.
Some people were only posting there to share their codes and get enough referrals for a free mousepad.

Then mods or someone decided that it's not ok and started deleting everything.

I got one of these off of ebay about two years ago. The paint is cheap is comes off really easy; I took some alcohol to mine and got rid of it after about a week. The lead sleeve is pretty cheap and falls out as other anons said. It's not a very big deal and just press fits back in to place. The hardness indicator in the top has no method of securing itself to the pencil on mine, so I crammed some orings in there for a better fit and it's been lime that for about a year and a half. The clip is secured pretty well, but can also be removed, as I did with mine, if the clip bothers you while writing. The internals are pretty nice; all metal, even down to the little piece that holds the lead. Overall has a great feel and a nice weight - it feels like solid metal and nothing is rattling around in there. I'm a poor college student, so no money to compare it to a real rotring.

They aren't throwaway pencils like the 20 pack bics. Considering that comparable rotrings start at around $45 a piece, it's still pretty good

Anybody here who has bought chink knives

aliexpress.com/item/New-Folding-Blade-Tactical-Knife-5Cr13Mov-G10-Handle-Outdoors-Hunting-Camping-Pocket-Knife-EDC-Multifunctional-Tools/32614641700.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.19.P3kTkZ&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10017_507_401_10040,searchweb201603_9&btsid=d9638d7c-d8f5-452a-b787-cf1022969af1

I got one from AliExpress, they are Top-tier quality rotring clones with the all brass interior mechanism, working lead selector and reinforced spring, but beware of some lower quality copies floating around.

s.aliexpress.com/iiMvey22