Sitting at library

>sitting at library
>cute girl comes over
>"Hey user can I use your laptop real quick...?"

And then she runs away screaming because she takes one look at your wallpaper and concludes that you're a paedophile.

>16GB ram
>gaem
>skype
>shitty wallpaper
>shitty widgets
>stock font
at least your ncmpcpp looks nice.

>quick 5 hour lesson on keybindings

slam us with that wallpaper if you got it〜

So your laptop has a 1920x1080 screen?

How can you not be embarrassed to show desktop in public? Where did your parents fail you? Did they touch you?

nobody wants a 1366x768 laptop

>swag
>weeabox
>Arch
>anime

Yeah, checks out. You're a unique snowflake aren'tcha

>cute girl comes over
Unless you're just fantasizing, cute girls do not exist in 3 dimensions.

yes they do

>aren'tcha
Oh the cringe

I would point to the public computers without saying a word and look at her like she was retarded.

yours doesn't?
are you fucking serious?

also,
>i7-3770k
>GTX 670
>he notices the resolution

Jesus dude

no, they dont senpai

>this
fuckin tard 3l1t3 h4x0r nobody cares about ur fuckin desktop

Let's see your desktop

mine has a 2736x1824 screen :^)

Sure.

>switch to guest account and have everything wiped when she logs out.

>where's chrome?

Sure
>right click on desktop
>Session
>Start IceWM with Win2k theme
She'll think it's old, but she'll hopefully be able to figure it out

>use firefox, it's the blue cat at the bottom.

Do you people actually think anyone cares about your pedophilia? More cringe worthy then Sup Forums with there power levels.

Have you had any human interaction in real life?

Sure, if you can figure out how.

sure thing, just bring it back when you're done!

Okay

>Maduk
Shit taste user, of course the qtpie would run away from you.

>using the smiley with the carate nose
my tablet has that resolution too
now why :^^^^^^^^^^^^^)^?

just listened to that shit; sounds generic as fuck.

As far as drum and bass goes, Maduk is as generic as it gets. Actually, anything that Liquicity (the ones who compiled the Escapism albums) features is poppy and generic as hell, with the exception of Makoto, Bcee and very few others.

Nice desktop. Not a fan of the wallpaper, but can you post your configs?

I'd be too scared. She might think I'm a pedo, desu.

but you are a pedo, miles

*She'll know I'm a pedo

No, I'm gay.

So you're a gay pedo

Oh make sure you tell the girl it's gnu/Linux for an hour straight til she wants to kill herself

No, since I like men, not boys.

i usually just steer clear away from anything related to d&b in general; it's all the same fucking thing.

statistically speaking, 50% of homosexuals are also pedo.

Listen to Current Value - Biocellulose, then listen to Dawn Wall - Spears and then come here and tell me it's "the same fucking thing".

Sure.

>$mod + d "Firefox"
>$mod + f (full-screen)

>hope to God she just needs Internet browsing abilities because she'd have no idea how to use i3wm

Or just log out and log in under gnome if I really needed to. Normies just need to either browse the Web or print desu

This would never happen because the "cute girl" would have an iPhone 6 that they depend on for all their needs. They would have no need for the laptop.

Seems typical of pajeets.

I'd be surprised that someone needs to borrow a computer for even two seconds in this day and age, but I'd have no problem with it.

"sure m'lady"
>This is weird user... Is this that Linux thing?
"If I can interject for a moment, what you're referring to as "Linux" is actually "GNU/Linux", or, as I've taken to calling it recently..."

>that screen
What the fuck, how big is it?
Everything looks tiny on a 32" screen

Yea sure

27 inches

That shit's creepy, now I won't be able to sleep.

I am happy that you stupid cunts are actually unable to reproduce because of your autism

No

>no theres computers over there for you to use bitch

Sorry, I was just leaving.

She'll be impressed, of course

>Unless you're just fantasizing, cute girls do not exist in 3 dimensions.
They do. They're just too young to walk around by themselves.

>>"
GET THE FRICK OFF MY IMAGE BOARD YOU UNDERAGE FRICKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

These look neat. I haven't been on Sup Forums in months. Why are there no desktop threads anymore?

You know you can still get charged with obscenity charges in half the states for having loli right?

Some autistic guy from /r9k/ kept spamming fake desktop threads and the mods responded by deleting all of them.

I'll just call the cops gay for not liking loli desu, they'll be stunned and I can make my escape

People spammed anime. They still do, but on /w/.

no actually is correct

also, the same guy is now making all the maki porn threads like

This is why you still have a laptop to go to Sup Forums on, Because you cant get a job and you go to Sup Forums to release your anger on people who are more Superior to you.

>Get a life please.

>Projection: The Post

Unrelated, but can I get your ncmpcpp config? Also how did you get that dual paned?

No, I am. He may be as well, but we're not sure.

you're never right, this has been proven time and time again
and I'm sure

I prefer the /wg/ desktop threads. There's some anime, but not as much. Also, some people tend to be nicer.

You're pretty delusional if you think the endless anime spam that always got deleted didn't play a major roll.

I agree. The constant unrelated spam of anime did ruin a lot of nice things in Sup Forums. I agree with you it played a major roll.

it didn't, your spam killed them
why do you have to ruin everything