Now that this wasn't announced and it's gonna be shit anyways, what's the best 15 inch laptop on the market?

Now that this wasn't announced and it's gonna be shit anyways, what's the best 15 inch laptop on the market?
>screen
>battery life
>portability
>connectivity

Are we doomed Sup Forums?

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>>screen
>>battery life
Since these are typically in opposition, what you're really asking for is a subjective answer of "best." That means absolutely nothing. Maybe consider quantifying what you need in those categories and see what fits the bill. The only number you've given so far is 15".

>Now that this wasn't announced and it's gonna be shit anyways
oh are we rationalizing retarded shit now?

literally nothing compares to it in all four categories

>cheap trackpad

that's correct, except for the fact that its bullshit. Enjoy your single usb port mr guy.

Not your personal review tech blog faggit

And the obvious answer is macbook, but you're too poor to buy one

Pretty good. If you have money, get that. If you don't, get a refurbished business laptop.

>Using reddit spacing
Kys cock sucking macfaggot.

>carbon fiber
Let me guess, it has an extra loud muffler on the fan outlet a and a big spoiler on the lid.

Also this.

Seriously, why are manufacturers still doing this childish shit? You would swear apple have a patent on using non-shit materials or something.

>he doesn't use lightweight and aerodynamic materials in his shitposting machinery
baka tto be honest :^)

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Wouldn't it be better to use an e-ink display for the bar thing?

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Thinkpads. I have a w540 and a t540 both are great. I have a x260 for battery life but I hate everything else about it mostly its small.

Im 6'3'' though maybe it wont matter to you. Its great for text work and ssh all day. Ill honestly get 12 hours out of the 9 cell battery.

>no clit

all trackpads are shit

tfw macbook just broke but i want to wait until the new one is out to get a replacement

when is it coming Sup Forums

SNSV Zenbook UX305

MBP 2015.

I seriously just bought one because I don't want a shitty laptop just because it has Skylake.

>recommending core2duo shit

I would honestly get an XPS 15 right away if it came with Intel Iris Pro instead of the nVidia which I won't even use and which will just make the whole thing loud as shit.

the trackpad is pretty shit. the keyboard feels cheap with flexing and shit travel.

build is pretty good though and the screen is beautiful.

overall i prefer the latest thinkpad x1 carbon

you should read the post you Sup Forumsermin the oldest laptop he mentioned is 4th gen I series

I pulled the trigger on this bad boy with 32gb of ram and an additional 2tb HDD. Macs are for gays and dell will fall apart in the first year. This shit is military grade.

>shit trackpad
>keyboard bends when typing
>meme carbon fiber

4th gen core 2 duo

enjoy your jetliner-tier fans and the visuals of a brick, faggot

The overkill specs are real.

T. Thinkpad T450s owner

>military grade
That doesn't mean anything

>buying lenovo after le swordfish affair

mbp 2015
or just wait, so you can save up more money

>visuals of a brick

if you're talking about the size of the machine that's a good thing because it makes the fans work LESS HARD you tard.

also can your dell/mac do this? didn't think so faggot

>a whole 25 minutes of battery life

What? Break apart?
Almost all laptops break if you act as a nigger.

I work with after effects, a program that is never satisfied with your specs. also muh futureproofing

more like unlimited with swap able batteries.

Dell chromebook 13, buy bigger ssd and install GalliumOS.
Profit.

the laptop is good but at this point it's pretty much a semi-portable desktop which you have to keep plugged in at all times. it's the opposite of a macbook

>also can your dell/mac do this? didn't think so faggot

no, because my computer has a battery that can last me longer than half an hour

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIL-STD-810

>buying a separate battery and charging device for 30 minutes of extra life

>Applicability to "ruggedized" consumer products[edit]
MIL-STD-810 is a flexible standard that allows users to tailor test methods to fit the application. As a result, a vendor's claims of "...compliance to MIL-STD-810..." can be misleading. Because no commercial organization or agency certifies compliance, commercial vendors can create the test methods or approaches to fit their product. Suppliers can—and some do—take significant latitude with how they test their products, and how they report the test results. When queried, many manufacturers will admit no testing has actually been done and that the product is only designed/engineered/built-to comply with the standard. This is because many of the tests described can be expensive to perform and usually require special facilities. Consumers who require rugged products should verify which test methods that compliance is claimed against and which parameter limits were selected for testing. Also, if some testing was actually done they would have to specify: (i) against which test methods of the standard the compliance is claimed; (ii) to which parameter limits the items were actually tested; and (iii) whether the testing was done internally or externally by an independent testing facility.[17]

Literally doesn't mean anything outside of military contracts

you kids are too spoiled with new tech. A laptop that's 5.6 pounds is not that bad. Thinness and shaving off a few ounces by making a system that's nearly impossible to self service is lame.

this doesn't look very misleading to me

youtube.com/watch?v=fQZgdtP-6f8

That shit is retarded, you idiot. Why would you want some dumb shit like that?

>a video montage isn't misleading

it has an integrated intel graphics

pour a glass of water on your laptop that's not mil-spec. do it right now

Even if it wasn't a lie, that isn't the machine you have.

you can't get it without a geforce

>having a laptop

but you can even disable the 960m in settings

I have an msi gs70 and the fan doesn't even spin when I'm not using geforce

you are reaching so hard now.

I like the media bar, but that's about it.