/csg/ Chinaman Shit General

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Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• user finished his Shark vs Samsung 3D animation • Apparently not all orders made during Gearbest's summer promotion are eligible for the Lucky ticket thing
• user bought some cheap vidya and movie key chains/necklaces
• user warns of the dangers with Mechanical Mods for vapes
• user got a bunch of chink shit, including a JinHao fountain pen
• user fixed his chinky headphones
• user receives 64gb shark and benches it on his phone
• user bought something he doesn't need, welcome to /csg/
• user gets his mouth fedora shipment from FastTech
• user received a bunch of new stuff for his EDC, including some fake Armani sunglasses
• Bunch of $1 mousepads are coming in and one user has the Shark mousepads I designed
• user got a BM 700 and related accessories and a Xiaomi shirt with Mitu on it posts internals of BM700
• user got chinked on rangefinders
• user gets sharks, u8 smartwatch

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youtube.com/watch?v=eJmQJYEWv9Q
aliexpress.com/item/Neon-Genesis-Evangelion-Rei-Ayanami-Asuka-Nara-Polymer-clay-doll-Lovely-figure-EVE-EVA-Animation-ACG/32603718652.html
17track.net/en
vocaroo.com/i/s0hUoivf1uVh
aliexpress.com/item/Brand-Luxury-Fashion-Vintage-Star-Sunglasses-Women-Most-Popular-Sun-Glasses-Gafas-oculos-de-sol-Female/1747675144.html
fundroid.it/offerta-mousepad-personalizzato-soli-90-centesimi/
nonstopexpress.com
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

delet this

Second for why the fuck did I but a KingDian SSD I'm going to regret this

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buy*

I did the last month.

No issues yet.

How's the combo Rock Earphone + X02 for outside use?

>"my brother"

Got my pusheen plushie, it only has 3 legs though.

Rock Zircon*

That's actually a pretty good idea. There are tons of alisluts. I don't know if I'd want to bother keeping up with a blog though.
Kinda late, but here.
aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-deep-v-neck-steel-solid-jumpsuit-romper-Women-tops-elastic-slim-backless-Kim-Kardashian-short/32577005031.html

Recommend me some 3.5mm Bluetooth adapters for my old car please. It has aux in. Mostly for podcasts and music.

Any worthwhile sales going on or coming up?

Is there a place to see all the newsletters and sales from various stores without having to sign up their email newsletters?

Can someone recommend me a SATA III PCI-E x4 controller?

Can I buy something that sends me an alarm when something is moved?
Think my roommate is eating my food

lord this spanish foxxy lady

IP security cam

Who is she?

I have been eyeing bm800, and bm700, Does anyone have vocaroo or audio clip with comparison of the two or just individually?

people are saying they literally the same from inside

spanish grill from aliexpress feedback section, sluting herself out for those sweet ali points.

They are the same mics with a different skin.

wait, are there ali points?
time to call my sister

Anyone tried that xiaomi air purifier/filter? Are there any meme sales on queer beast right now?

youtube.com/watch?v=eJmQJYEWv9Q

any decent chinese multitools? i dont expect leatherman quality but something as good as sanrenmu is with knives maybe?

Then don't make one

I have a (maybe stupid) question. Are there differences between sata cables? In speed?

Anyone done a h2testw?

>b-but muh word chink
If you wanted chink shit general you should have made the thread instead of making me do it.
Let this be a lesson to you.

No.

So my goybeast order finally shipped — after nearly a month of awaiting payment and processing.

I notice that they're using DHL. When I ordered from ThinkGeek a few years back, I had to pay for shipping to the border, then had to pay DHL to ship it from the border to my house. Of course, nobody told me I'd have to pay for shipping twice, which really pissed me off. Am I going to be stuck forking over more money to DHL when it gets here?

I know, man.

Enjoy getting fucked by customs

this

I dont get why the chink want to use DHL

Sharkysharkysharky
[Code]Z099MOUSEPADMBNJ7[/code]
Sharkysharkysharky

>free china mail delivery came before extra fee epacket delivery

dang, did I get chonked?

Too bad they removed the all the review images for stuff like sex toys and seethrough underwear. You wouldn't believe the pics russian sluts were uploading

What are some earbuds with ergonomic fit like pistons or zirkon? Most earbuds cant stay in my ears for shit.

It actually looks better than the real nendoroid

How do I know if I can trust this?

aliexpress.com/item/Neon-Genesis-Evangelion-Rei-Ayanami-Asuka-Nara-Polymer-clay-doll-Lovely-figure-EVE-EVA-Animation-ACG/32603718652.html

Anyone has the image that shows a graph for audiophiles comparing the Piston 3, Rock Zircon and other earphone that I can't recall?

Hello /csg/

This will be my first time buying chinese shit but I've been browsing these threads anyway. My question is: I want to purchase pic related but I am unsure what postage to choose (DHL is £8 not too bad) and also don't know whether customs will fuck me over.
Any other britcucks have experience in buying xiaomis on ali? With customs charges the phone estimates at £200 which I will not fucking pay.

buy a one bdroom

>just copypastes news

Get bent Chinese autist

Use state owned postal services if you're a cheap fuck that wants to avoid paying taxes the Queen.

Goldway and Top-One both offer this thing they call European Union Express.
They'll ship it to their Britbong friend first and then ship it to you.

You won't get fucked over.

I'm looking for a cheapshit Android device with a high quality audio frontend. Does /csg/ have knowledge of such a thing?

Any android device with Viper4Android?

most flagship phones don't even have good DAC so no

Those are actually really cute. Are they knockoffs of another product or are they an unlicensed product? The two review images provided show a nice looking fig. It has 6 orders. The seller has a good rating. Other reviews of other products by the same seller shows quality looking figures.

I think it looks pretty safe. I told myself I was done buying chink shit until I actually get something, but I think I want to buy this too.

Nah, if the hardware isn't up to scratch no amount of FX is going to make a huge difference

I got my redmi 3 from top-one using their dhl option. Took exactly one week to arrive on my doorstep, about 4-5 working days with a weekend in between.

Meizu and Axon(ZTE).

Damn I am so stupid, I actually saw that under the product description but didn't bother to read. Thank you for clarifying that for me user. Can't wait to get my Xiaomi to replace my Galaxy S5.

Be careful when choosing the shipping option though.
For goldway you need to select "seller's shipping method" for top-one you select "dhl"

I don't know about goldway but top-one will even send you a message and give you 24 hours to respond if you're from europe and didn't select dhl.
I ordered from them twice and both times it arrived in three days. Two days of shipping and one day for the guy in Britain to repack the thing.

I just go this tracking number from GearBest:

DT14658940493721

I paid for DHL shipping, and the image they put on my order it's a DHL plastic bag, but that tracking is weird as fuck and DHL website shows no info.

Also it says "DHL (EXT)"

Don't tempt us. Post some examples.

Australia post according to 17track.net/en

You can still find some if you're a skilled masturbator. Really shitty decision to remove them.

Nudity/porn is illegal in China, so slav whores showing their pussy or asshole was a bit over the top, hell some whores posted pics of them getting fucked just to show their diamond buttplug.

9 days from my order.

GearBest is usually fast for me.

>mfw all americans are fat fucks

Someone asked for a review of the 60 cent microphones recently.

So I used my chink 70 cent kazoo and recorded the popular German children's song "Drei Chinesen mit dem Kontrabass" which means translated "Three Chinks With A Double Bass" for you with one of the mics:

vocaroo.com/i/s0hUoivf1uVh

vocaroo.com/i/s0hUoivf1uVh

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Nice, now try BM-800.

What is it Jose?

Needed one of this since I was really tired of burning CDs for my car.

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You gon get doxed hijo, you just don gofed.

Not bad for chink sunglasses.

Miles better than the ones I was using that I bought from a nigger in the beach for 5 bucks.

That's all for now, waiting for a couple of LED lamps I bought for camping.

Of all the glasses you get..

this is what I ended up getting

what shipping method did they use?

Could you give me a link please? I wanted to order Veithdia glasses but I didn't like the frame the most popular ones, but those look neat.

I just wanted to see these ones, and I'm probably giving one of them to my brother, paid 10 bucks for both, not a big deal, and believe me, mines were worse.

Priority Mail, estimated time of arrival was 7-15 business days.

Faggot op kill yourself for copying the old news

Same mic m8.
Pick the design you like

Spam this thread with anime, wait for real thread

I'm not the Chinese autist, I'm just fucking lazy. If you want a better thread do it yourself next time instead of waiting for someone marginally less lazy than you to do it and then throwing a big baby temper tantrum because it's not the way you wanted it but were too fucking bone-idle to do.

Don't be a cunt

Mi Capsule or Rock Zircon

Are Mi Capsule that comfortable?

aliexpress.com/item/Brand-Luxury-Fashion-Vintage-Star-Sunglasses-Women-Most-Popular-Sun-Glasses-Gafas-oculos-de-sol-Female/1747675144.html

The frame feels top quality since it is metal, the 'arms' bend out to accommodate large heads.
The biggest downside is, because its metal frame it gets hot as fuck if you leave it in the car.
otherwise 10/10 would buy again

Eat shit OP

Delete this garbage thread

Does Chinese rabbit of good omen count as anime?

This is now a naruto thread

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Does anyone know if the chink Pursa i3 3d printers are any good?
And if so, which shop sells a good and cheap one (with heated bed)?

Ordering ones, not sure if the blue tint would be annoying for me since I always used black/grey sunglasses.

Post naruto characters that remind you of yourself

fundroid.it/offerta-mousepad-personalizzato-soli-90-centesimi/

Keep dreaming you filler faggot

Omg hai ___^ I’m user-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime

s there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?

And I’m referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu

Capitalist rabbit of ill consumerism is wondering why you haven't filled your shopping cart with cheap and useless Chinese goods.

just got a bunch of rechargeable batteries and a nice case for 30$

Eat shit op

Learn how to make a thread you loser

Gearbest shipped me a phone yesterday (I paid for expedited to Korea). They link to the carrier nonstopexpress.com but the tracking number is way too long for their tracking form. No picture provided by GB. Hmm.

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using

Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths

Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken