Why don't you have a smart toilet yet?
Why don't you have a smart toilet yet?
Dominic Davis
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Camden Murphy
>2012+4
> not pooping directly in your Macbook
whats are you poor ?
Mason Watson
Gabriel Robinson
chuckled
Gavin Baker
le grapes meme
Jack Jones
Because i can use any of millions of designated streets
Sebastian Smith
Are you too good fit the street now?
Evan Stewart
A kek for you sir
I love getting water shot at shit halfway outta my ass and being hit in the face
Jackson King
>I love getting water shot at shit halfway outta my ass and being hit in the face
learn 2 toilet
Robert Roberts
>mandatory google login with pooinloo services
>livestream
>share your best moments with friends
>access history
Whats next ?
Easton Harris
I used on of these before. The little stalk that shoots warm water at you anoos is heaven when you have ring sting.
Isaiah Murphy
Automatic laxatives ordering with the Amazon Smart Toilet.
Jeremiah Ward
>parents build brand new house, beatifully, with tech (four zones all with smart thermostats, 1080P security cams, geothermal heat/cooling, lots of Cat6 runs, etc.)
>tell them during the build process they should put an electrical outlet near the toilets in case they want to install a bidet later
>catch up with them later
>they didn't
>MFW
an unheated bidet without a blow drier sucks, especially during the winter when the water is fucking cold...
Jonathan Adams
Went to Japan this year, those things were everywhere and they are the best thing ever
>tfw clogged one up with my mega food poisoning diarrhea
Owen Clark
5 minute delivery right up the rectum
Jace Evans
>20XX, smart toilets are ubiquitous
>NSA get Chinese to install backdoors
>Government knows when your piss is hot
>Get arrested for weed and cocaine
>Lose job over $500 toilet
Hudson Russell
>tfw no smart shitting
Ian Carter
>electrical outlet near the toilets
This against code.
Carson Ross
No it's not
Robert Diaz
No, it's not. You can't have a conventional outlet (AFCI) within 6 feet of a sink or basin. If you get a GFCI (Ground fault circuit interruption) outlet, it's permissible. How do you think toilets like the Neorest (or just replacement toilet lids/seats with blow driers and heated water sprayers) are allowed to function?
Tyler Campbell
It gets funny. Good post.
Joshua Young
I don't want to be outsmarted by my water closet.
I am not a clever man.