What do you do with this thing

What do you do with this thing

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Harvest dust.

compute

Make pretty LEDs light up whenever I ssh into it.

Just about anything you want that can be controlled by electricity.

Turn it into a NAS, make an emulator box, design a clock that shows you the weather and other bullshit. You're only limited by your imagination and skills, it's just a tiny computer.

Retropie or use those pins.

wireless printer server

You get goldminer.io and mine ether with it of course. Who does not want to be rich?

Old Rpi is running airplay server, newer Bananapi works as openvpn server - 60mbit for 14$ is not bad.

>Cryptocurrency

When will this fucking meme end.

is this a botnet powered cryptocurrency

>Ether
Is it even fucking worth it? Can you convert into real money?

>Is it even fucking worth it?
Of course not, you should have mined when it was still new years ago.

Shiet

You throw it away and buy 10 of these
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10 dollars, dayum thats pretty sweet.

I made this.

It has Retropie loaded on it and has a crt tv. It's connected via hdmi to vga.

Eat it

Host shitty personal servers

Good for testing stuff.
Eg you want to have fun with networking, having an extra computer is valuable.
If you want to make a small project that require a complex OS, good for that too.

There is a lot of things that you are able to do when you have these inexpensive computers.
You can also use it as a proxy to download youtube videos and broadcast it to make your own local TV station.

Do whatever.

My thread. I invide people who feel serious about Raspberries to emmigrate from this thread to mine.

Connect them to a camera and have them take a photo every 10 secs and upload the photos to a server. Then place a few of them in rainforests to generate huge time lapses to observe plant growth.

Can I put one in my toilet?

Put it in front of my router so it doesn't blind me at night.

CVS server, because fuck git

Anime girls teach programming languages

oops, meant for

Yes, make it flush it automatically every time someone takes a dump.

Slather yourself in cocoa butter and shove it up your ass.

I'm planning on using a pi zero to operate a piston with a dildo on the end so I can have it fuck me raw while I shitpost on Sup Forums.

Any recommended parts, programming language, input device to manage speed, brand of lube?

this

sliquid

Paper weight

Pretend that you're a tinkerer by using it for stuff that you can already handle with your spare pc.
It makes you feel better about your sorry self.

Use a servo to control the movement of the dick. You could use a rotation but a servo will allow you to have much greater control over what the thrusts are like, and you can have them mimic human like thrusts rather than have it be a predictable pattern.

Use it to power a hidden toilet or shower cam and stream the footage live on a voyeur porn site.

I use mine as a poorfag NAS. Wrks pretty good so far

You could make an ultra small seed box with it. Anyone here do this?

You can make some pretty fun spearphishing devices with these pies. If you look into the wifi pineapple you can pretty much clone it with a pi to create a awesome little pentesting box.

This.

Fun electronic projects only now and then.

>Turn it into a NAS
>poorfag NAS
>ultra small seed box

No, that's a waste of HDD space since it's so abysmally slow. Get a x86 server = decent speeds, or don't do it.

You can get Gigabit networking working on any current Raspberry Pi (A+, B+, Pi 2 model B, Pi 3 model B), and you can increase the throughput to at least 300+ Mbps (up from the standard100 Mbpsconnection via built-in Ethernet).

Whatever you imagination let's you

>built-in Ethernet
Built in USB/Ethernet
kek
get a orangepi

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Build a handheld robot GF !!

>throughput to at least 300+ Mbps
Not to a hdd on the 1 usb port and slow HW.

>up from the standard100 Mbpsconnection
note how in acctual use the speeds will be ~10mpbs hdd-> network.

Any servos you can recommend? The ones on adafruit don't look like they'll provide enough fuck power.

> torrent box
> retropie
> media center
are the only acceptable answers

Dynamixel

>hasnt fixed the insane default overclock.
So it doubles as a tiny stove!

tor node
openvpn
dns
security cam