You think that you are so techy and edgy for frequenting this board? Give me a fucking break.
If you haven't configured ANY of the following:
- Split DNS
- Group Policy
- Intraforest Migrations
- Interforest Migrations
- Network Load Balancing
- Virtualized server-clustering
Then you're just a fucking poser.
Get the FUCK out, ricers and gaymers.
nuh uh, I'm teh uber 1337
How's help desk treating you these days?
Lol this shit is just childs play. I've installed xcat blind, drunk and without the use of my arms.
BOOORING stuff
You think that you are so techy and edgy for frequenting this board? Give me a fucking break.
If you haven't configured ANY of the following:
- Gentoo
Then you're just a fucking poser.
Get the FUCK out, sysadmins and programmers.
>group policy
Get out Reddit!
No, u
So a bunch of low tier network administration is what you consider techy? I bet you've never even soldered your own CPU.
My home server is running Proxmox with some VMs so skiddies don't get access to my data from my gaymen servers. So I guess I'm in the sekrit klub
How long have you had that A+ for now?
How many of the listed things have you done?
What hentai/anime is that?
why the fuck would I give a shit about bullshit Microsoft technologies when I have work to do?
You know what, you smug fuck?
I work help desk and I get paid $35/hr. Yeah, I help stupid people find their bookmarks and print all day, but I get paid fat money for easy work. I go home and don't worry about work and have plenty of free time. No, it's not a glorious Tier III position, but I am comfortable and will not die in poverty. Can't say the same for you.
Preserving your SKEELZ for hacking the planet, you narcissistic failed-abortion?
£50/day first line here, crawling my way up to second line as we speak.Feels bad man
much anger here
if everything's so easy why the burst?
it shitlord here
how does one crawl their way up to second line? sell stuff?
just fix things well and don't have a shitty attitude
I just hate the pissing contest that's perpetuated in threads like these. IT shit is easy.
Where do you work that pays 35/hr?
What were your qualifications when you get hired?
ITT: Angry IT cucks
Shut up and run my software, scrub
>Split DNS
>- Group Policy
>- Intraforest Migrations
>- Interforest Migrations
>- Network Load Balancing
>- Virtualized server-clustering
This is the best stuff you can list?
Protip: Most here do know this and more, you clearly haven't been here long enough to know,
We're all just here shitposting (like you) to find that one spark, guess what cupcake, you're that spark.
I had my Associates in Science, Network+ and Security+. Those were the minimum requirements for me to get into a program contracting for the U.S Military. I have gathered more certs since my hire to become more valuable.
That's awesome. Just grabbed my associates and I'm working on A+.
What region of US?
You so sure that you're not the cupcake, cupcake?
Hi OP.
Have you submitted kernel code before?
No. I'm just a sysadmin. Should have included some love for the real programmers here. Sorry, user.
>sysadmin
>no unix terms mentioned in OP
Yeah right.
> $35/hr
Kek. I'm going to call help desk right now and fuck with them because of that tantrum.
>- Network Load Balancing
>- Virtualized server-clustering
>- Split DNS
You didn't know that these can be done in Unix/Unix-like operating systems? Po' boi.
There are lot's of pseudos here, but then again, you yourself are the problem if you take anything people say here seriously.
Take it as a place that helps you gather opinions anonymously, nothing more. If you care about something, go to a relevant forum or research yourself.
I have not done any of the stuff you listed.
I do work as a computer programmer though.
You, user, are a poser.
Kindly leave this board.
>IT monkey thinks he's smarter than actual programmers because he can configure the code they wrote
lmao
the real techies are the ones who wrote the code you used to shitpost. take off the training wheels my boy
Feeling insecure? Route processing network traffic to a Docker array, parsing PII and let me know how gud u got.
ok man
Fuck you OP. My ego is fragile.
>uppity sysadmins
literally nothing worse than this
Nigga i executed many an .exe get on my level
Sorry to have made you angry dad.
>not paying someone else to configure your networks so when it breaks you can blame them
Plebius maximus
What's your favorite problem to fix/diagnose?
>all networking related
???
i know how to set up a wordpress shop and i make more money than you ;^)
>that feel when i'm working in help desk
Mixed feelings mayne
> - Split DNS
> - Group Policy
> - Intraforest Migrations
> - Interforest Migrations
Sounds like a Windows stuff.
>menial tasks for sysadmin monkeys
As a developer, thanks for making sure the profitable and useful stuff I make keeps on working.
You're not a developer you're a glorified code monkey that is allowed to make basic decisions so long as the marketing staff clears it.
I work for a small company. The CTO sits at the next desk over from me. My employee payroll number is literally a single digit.
But its not a startup and they do make actual money, so my job will still be there in a month, which is nice.
We don't have a marketing department. But we don't have any sysadmins either, there are bigger hiring priorities than a sysadmin. Its not that hard anyway, we can manage.
>- Split DNS
unneeded for my use case
>- Group Policy
i dont use windows
>- Intraforest Migrations
i dont use AD
>- Interforest Migrations
i dont use AD
>- Network Load Balancing
unneeded for the sizer of my organization.
>- Virtualized server-clustering
all of my servers are bare metal as my organizations use-case has very specific application dependencies that do not support virtualization.
tl;dr your list is shit and youre shit. neck yourself.
gentoo a shit
install slackware
VPS supp here.
- Split DNS - check
- Group Policy - check
- Intraforest Migrations - nop
- Interforest Migrations - nop
- Network Load Balancing - check
- Virtualized server-clustering - check
ill add:
- EIGRP between farms
- preconfigure serial switches/switches/varies routers/laptops to be shipped to farms worldwide
- fixing/setting up cPanel/WHM/
- Setting up 4 virtual terminal servers with balancing + setting up s2s between their 10 locations and having the 56 printers working perfectly.
i make ~$1,350 a month
>i make ~$1,350 a month
Did someone just finish up their community college networking class?
if you think the above is anything other than amateur hour then you're in for a shock. Lets see you automate a full Dev-Ops deployment/maintenance cycle for your production infrastructure including all of the above with pester checks.
half of those things are not MS related.
If you're going to insult posers, at least put some effort into it... Besides, do you even gpupdate bro? If not I'll /force then /boot you without even making you breakfast like the little slut you are; and the only network load balancing you've been doing is taking only one load per guy, in a bukakke, that you met on the m4m personals section on Craigslist.
>- Setting up 4 virtual terminal servers with balancing + setting up s2s between their 10 locations and having the 56 printers working perfectly.
>I setup Citrix.
fixed that for you.
you don't need load balancing but you also need baremetal? Sounds like someone needs to learn how to scale out.
probably
You think you are so techy an edgy for being able to read man pages and copy and paste code? Give me a fucking break.
If you haven't actually dealt with ANY of the following:
- RF propagation
- hardware design
Then you're just a fucking poser.
Get the FUCK out, code monkeys and sysadmins
LOL
Hotdamn. Moar career advice plz?
>ur not 133t, I am XD
The post
>look at me guiz i can into networking
if you haven't installed gentoo fuck off
You think that you are so memey and edgy for frequenting this board? Give me a :^) break
If you haven't posted ANY of the following:
- frog bicycle
- spongebob
- rare smile
- rare pepe
- keks
- nice friendly comment
Then you're just a :^) normal.
watch your step out of the door, normies and redditors.
NU PASTA 2016
Fascinating stuff! Sysadmin here, bowing down.
Bad bait
No no, fun bait
Looks like a lot of people 8 it though.
>being paid hourly
lol!
>software issues
>rare pepe
I DID IT, AM I LE DANK MEMER NOW XDDDD
You think that you are so memey and edgy for using the smiley with a carat nose? Give me a fucking break.
If you haven't posted ANY of the following words:
- FUCK
- fucking
Then you're just a fucking poser.
Get the FUCK out, smileys and carat noses.
It's a meme you dip.
You think you are a clever fish, lion of the sea? Give me a break.
If you haven't eaten ANY of the following:
- rotting whale falls
- krill
- baby dolphins
- 6-pack rings
Then you're just a guppy.
Get the FUCK out epipelagic filter feeders.
I think this is OC, never seen the OP image before today.
Regardless, not everything can be a meme.
What do you do in IT, anonfriend?
NEW PASTLAS CONFIRMED
>i make ~$1,350 a month
i hope you live in the third world if you expect to live off of that eating more than ramen.
is that the referee book
It's a fresh new meme which started this morning. Original thread was deleted for some reason.
OP here. You stopped being blind?
Then we, the anons of this thread, are pioneers in the new Sup Forums meme. Best kill ourselves now.
don't do it :^(
lmfao i dont know how to do any of that shit and i make 4k/mo after taxes
how long until this is in /r/Sup Forums?
Microshaft go home, server admins ain't shit
A few hours ago.
Please respond
you think you're so edgy and good talking shit about the other people on this board? Give me a fucking break.
I'm here for the computer memes and occasionally giving an opinion.
get the FUCK out, nigger.
ahhahahaha how does it make you feel that i make more than you with an arts degree? Whilst sitting on my ass all day and banging hipster chicks.
Anime fags dont know shit about shit if it doesn't have oversized eyes and an underaged pussy.
try reverse-googling, dipshit
> anime is for autistic weebs lel xDDDDDD
My father makes wayy more than you, and he fixes machines that treat fucking cancer. So what if you make $35/h doing that shit.
you're not special sitting around on your ass all day compiling someone else's code.
We don't care. This isn't a board for self-important IT monkeys to brag about what they do. Get the fuck out and come back when you're saving lives for a living, or at least when you're not an entitled shithead.
No need for name calling.
How new do you have to be to not know to reverse-google?
My father makes wayy more than you, and he exchanges money that self-generates more money. So what if you make $8/hr flipping fried meats.
you're not special standing around a hot grill all day cookin' up someone else's innards.
We don't care. This isn't a board for self-important fry-cooks to brag about what they do. Get the fuck out and come back when you're enabling people to be productive for a living, or at least when you're not an entitled burgermancer.
well im 4 for 6, I never considered myself edgy though. I just do IT for a small bank.
To be honest that list is mostly the domain of tech support, glorified computer janitors. I've always felt that the true techy crowd were developers and the engineers that create all this stuff. Everyone else just buys it and sets it up.
That did not translate well.
My point: stop being an arrogant fuckwad.
ur rite man