Hello Sup Forumsentelmen! I'm Mr CEO-of-a-big-company-man, and I will invest 100...

>Hello Sup Forumsentelmen! I'm Mr CEO-of-a-big-company-man, and I will invest 100.000 USD in your start-up project - but you can only describe it with one sentence.

We take all the Muslims and throw them into their country of national origin

Dildos.

Islam-powered central heating.

Sexbots

An app that gamifies reporting your neighbors, friends, and family for instances of piracy. Successful reports result in digital badges and small amounts of credit towards the purchase of film /music /games

Edible mobile phone for starving children

Dubs generating machine.

$100? no thanks

It's like an uber for taxidermy, but we added ipads

Anime with RMS as the foreign exchange student telling everyone about free software (while also being a schoolgirl).

Why would you just turn down 100 dollars?

Crowdsourced shitposting

Waifus, that´s all you need to know.

China's already working on this.

An app for a pizzeria that only serves food made by two different parasites fighting for control in our solar system by detonating calculated explosions near the soda fountain at fast food restaurants that delivery hoagies and/or burritos via pneumatic tube

he obviously wants to trade that money for a share in the company. if that's all he's giving it's not worth doing the paperwork.

It's an AI utility that is in no way commercializable and would need to be released for free. Also it looks like the kind of thing that would attract freetards, so they'll get extremely buttupset about not having the source code.

Rare Pepe mining with PepeCoin.

It already exists, it's called Sup Forums.

We don't have an idea yet, but we'll use Mongo.js on Rails and have a big-ass font website in the .io domain.

We will be McDonalds for Renewable Energy and recycablable doggy bags.

Ties for the balding man

uber for whores

think japanese sex dolls plus augmented reality

I'm a muslim living in US and I was born and raised here. Where do I go?

The oven

Do you consider yourself an American?

who cares, as long as it's away from here

Gay clubs, fully armed

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you should apply at this guy's startup

We sell USB sticks which install Gentoo

Funded

That doesn't make sense user.
Why don't you just leave?
>inb4 its my country.
It's his too. He just explained that his nationality is American

Imagine Twitter but you can only upload audio. Max length of the audio file is 10 seconds.

anime wallpapers that subtlety move with mouse position.

So crippled Vine?

Even if they don't own it anymore, the USA is white christian people's rightful clay.

It's half pre-teen dance class, half private booths with one-way mirrors.

No, crippled SoundCloud.

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Actually it's the native American's rightful clay

I made sure to say country of national origin and not country where you were born, hoping no one would be stupid enough to say what you just said.

true, but I can't imagine a muslim being comfortable in a socially and religiously tolerant country, unless he's one of those fake/casual muslims,

Smegma butter.

no it's not, they had no concept of land ownership and were migratory, they have no claim

So you're saying that it's okay for a race to steal a country?
Then why are you so sad about non-whites flooding into and taking over america?

Loaning 10000 start ups 10 dollars

it's not nonwhites that sadden me, it's hardcore religious zealots that sadden me, and you have to admit that islam has a disproportionately large population of zealots

>(while also being a schoolgirl

I would be just as concerned about the southern baptist population if they were on a crusade to make everyone live by their beliefs

>I was born and raised in a garage, that means I'm a car

Hacking nigger websites and play Johnny Rebel with loop and auto play enabled.

Wow, really makes u think....

install gentoo

>steal
>from a group of people who didn't even concieve the idea of ownership

Well depends. Do you think women are lesser than men or that men and women should be separated? Do you believe gays deserve to die? Do you support sharia controlled areas? Do you hate America?

If the answer to all of those is no, stay where you are patriot.

If the answer to any of them is yes, back to the desert with you.

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Spotted the fag loving women orbiting liberal

>(while also being a schoolgirl)

Start over.

Spotted the bigot

China already DID this, and will make it mandatory in 2020.

app that dictates to me what to say in order to bang dat 9/10 poon

gtfo feminist cuck

It gets you gay sex faster than Grindr.

An app that makes the appropriate logo for any project instantly

Cheap custom made house automation via the usage of tablets and microcontrolers in each living space.

So, turd emoji?

Automatic psychological evaluation using bayesian belief networks.

Go back to sucking muslim cock then.