New Boston dynamics doggo

New Boston dynamics doggo
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What is that thing on the right at the first second of the video. Some new HUGE dog?

Were you living under a rock the past years?

>that banana slip

lol'd @ 1:28

I thought Boston Dynamics was kill?

>look for appearance of the Boston Dynamics bully
>he doesn't appear in this video
What a shame. Maybe he realized that when AI becomes real he's pretty fucked.
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what's a doggo?

A grown up pupper

what's a pupper?

Looks like a great battle buddy

Neat.

a small doggo

FUCK

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Fucking lost it

кeк

It's a small version that shits on your carpet

yfw the bully is the one who ate the banana in OP's video

Dammit I think I still hear a hydraulics pump. They really should go full electric here. Boston Dynamics is kill. However, if this trend of decreasing size continues we might get a dog sized version by christmas 2017.

Hopefully the addition of they eyes will cut down on the "Boston Dynamics makes new creepy robot" stuff.

If it uses hydraulics it might actually take a leak on your carpet.

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The tuned 'dynamic' movements, weight, and power requirements make going electric impossible.

The eyes make it far more creepy.

Imagine it bouncing up and fown on your dick

WTF IS THAT THING !!
KILL IT NOW!

Is he a computer science guy or a computer engineer?

Are these guys fucking retarded? They made so many of these robots and nobody wants to buy it. Now the company's also up for sale because there's no market for these robots except for YouTube views. Why are they making more robots? I mean who is it supposed to impress?

Nigga that's cute as fuck.

no
they are Google now

What's the practical application of any of this shit?

They should team up with the Japanese ero industry. I'm definitely in the market for a loli sized sex bot that doubles as a maid.

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why did you cut before it gets up? That's the awesome part.

Well, the video included shots where it was putting dishes into a dishwasher, grabbing a beer, carrying cargo... Wearing googley-eyes...

It also runs on cheaper electric motors. In theory they could eventually make a consumer-affordable version, compensating the cheaper components with software.

Too bad Alphabet is looking to unload the firm; if it integrates with the home automation stuff that thing would basically complete a smart home. Have it pick up your laundry, put it in the washer, tell the washer to wash, let the washer inform you your laundry is finished, while the robot moves onto loading the dishwasher and carrying the roomba to the next floor.

I could load the dishwasher way faster than it did without making all those whoops zips and whirrrrs

Grip tight, doggo

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rip pupper
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reminds me of cartman and his fatty scooter

This video gave me cancer.

nice dubs bro

The idea of a robot is that it is a labor-saving device that frees your time to do things that are more productive. I know this may be hard to understand for you, but you don't have to creepily stare at the robot while it loads your dishwasher while you touch yourself. You don't even have to be in the same building. In principle, you could be doing useful work.

What weapons can we use to defend against these things? Will shotguns work?

Any weapons. They're just electronics with metal skeletons.

someone edit this with a cartoony slip sound effect
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the one from 0:18-0:19 should do

Fuck that upload was stupid..

Went through all the rest of the users uploads just to downvote them.

what's your favourite type of porn

He's a big dog

You have no idea about marketing, do you?

You have no idea about hydraulics, do you?

That's how the tech industry works now. Make something cool, sell your company for millions or billions of dollars. It's Google or NG's problem figuring out how to make their Boston Dynamics division profitable. If it turns out that they can't do that, it just becomes a bad bet and doesn't really matter as long as other purchases are good bets.

Prepare to get shot by stuff like that in the future.

A robot with wheels would get stuck by a single road curb, that thing can handle that

TADAIMA!

You know that the military and police have had robots with treads on them for a while now, right?

Yes and boston dynamics is doing the job of bringing this technology closer to the general dumbfuck society.
But fuck it, hate it or love it. I hate it for some reason

>>>/reddit/

that guy is such a fucking asshole

>closer to the general dumbfuck society.
>tech demo costing more than a new car

The only thing about this you should hate is that you'll never be able to afford to be able to benefit from it.

Beat me to it

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What a cool toy.

Somebody make a fucking dubstep remix

Shake dat ass

world changing technology right there, put a bomb on one of those and send it to iraq to fight isis.

once they make quiet ones with vaginas they will replace in home assistance and 3rd world wives.

:D

found the non-engineer ;)

:^)

I have a bf :3

:^)

U U
U U

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I'm laughing my ass off

That fucking banana peel.

No, he's real, but I'm not an engineer.

>it took me 52 seconds to realise those are two humans

reminds me of this

:^)

Why are those not radio buttons?

That some sort of buddhist robotic medic dog?

its from the game wolfenstein.

they have these as well..

Holy shit it took me long

Holy shit. It's happening!

I want one.

It's Eric Harris's "Hell dog".

>In principle, you could be doing useful work.
Until that gets automated and then you can't afford your doggo.

Depends on if they have any armor whatsoever. If they don't have any then a shotgun with buckshot would be your best choice. With the most basic of armor though shotguns would quickly become worthless as the pellets used by shotguns actually have very little energy when compared to pistol ammunition (pic related covers what soft body armor is rated against in the US). An important thing to consider when shooting at robots as opposed to people is that they don't feel pain, therefore you absolutely must hit something vital otherwise they'll completely shrug it off. Another important thing to note is that ammunition generally associated with doing more damage to people and animals will not have much additional effect on robots as they aren't soft and dense, hollow point ammunition will not expand and fragmenting ammunition won't fragment for the most part (it could still work but it would be a crapshoot as it would have to fragment instantly after penetrating whatever outer covering while still having enough energy to damage the internals), this negates almost all of the advantages of rifle calibers short of additional penetration that may be necessary to reach whatever is vital. Also important to take into consideration is that it would be cheaper to armor a robot than a person, one of the main problems with armor is that it deforms when shot (leading to the commonly heard reports of broken ribs or other internal injuries even though the armor stopped the bullet, for armor to be rated to protect against a type of ammunition it must be able to stop it without deforming a dangerous amount) which can easily be negated on a robot by simply providing a small amount of extra space between the vitals and the armor allowing for less armor material to be used than what would be needed to protect a human.

>I mean who is it supposed to impress?
DARPA and the Pentagon for one, considering that they get a fuck ton of research grants from them

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My eyes

It's a bunch of wank regarding shit he doesn't know about, anyway.

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we're getting closer

when can I expect to have my own robo-pupper?

I disliked the Episodes. I wanted more lonely FPS, not a shitty waifu simulator.

well you're not getting anything.

Ummh, I didn't think about the pain issue. Do you think copper buckshot would work? Maybe some "light anti-materiel" rounds will have to be developed soon.

Don't engage that retard.

Why? everything he wrote is correct

I think something like a net or a bolo might be more effective at immobilizing a robot that depends on free motion.

>dat gif
feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels