Maki pussy

maki pussy

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i want to fug maki

Please fuck off and die.
Nobody wants you here.

You're starting to make me dislike Maki with your constant shitposting

Isn't maki food? Those cylinder rice wrapped sushi thingys?

Should I watch Love Live for Maki?

Please fuck off and die.
Nobody wants you here.

kill yourself

Please fuck off and die.
Nobody wants you here.

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No, watch it because it's a decent show. I wish this Makifag would stop already.

report & hide

Commit seppuku

You should watch it for the second season.

sudoku*

nice

5 fun facts about Maki...

She's not real
She doesn't exist
She's fiction
She's intangible
She's a figment of some retards' imagination

>install linux
>immediately fall in love with a drawing

dropped

Fucking brutal man

damn...

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You must feel real special, you seriously have nothing better to do?
I really want to study people like that, that's amazing.

How is it possible in today's society to be a virgin at 23?
Unless he want's to be one, which he clearly does not or he would not point it out.

This is beyond me, you would have to live alone in a forest, on an island, in the ocean.

fuck off

I'm one.
I don't really talk to anyone unless they approach me first and I never knew how to get over that.

This

I'm a NEET who hardly ever leaves the house. I just don't meet women, and even if I did I'm a fatass with a neckbeard and bad skin who no woman would touch.

This

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Now can we go back to discussing technology?

It just occurred to me what Sup Forums will become once kawaii AI girls become a thing...

Here. Never really did figure out how people get laid. Its not like I don't leave the house, I'm employed in a high paying job, have friends, go out to parties and bars, but never really knew how to approach girls with the intent to get laid.

I can talk to girls just fine and be comfortable, but the idea of something going past that is utterly foreign to me.

>I'm a fatass with a neckbeard and bad skin who no woman would touch.
I have friends who are literary 140kg fatasses with stubby little beards on their neck in their early 20's.

And I have seen even them get laid, it ain't rocket science.

Because it requires effort. Why put forth the effort when a quick google satisfies every fetish on the planet?

This is probably the real reason behind nippon's birthrate decline. No one is sexually frustrated because anyone can satisfy any fetish they want without ever leaving their home.

MAKI

Jokes on you I'd still fuq her

>literary
You're not really in good company.

>watching your friends have sex

Cuck

If you notice she's into you, you just make a move at a comfortable place/time.

Might as well get drunk in a party and just sneak off to fuck or stay at her place or her at your place.

Could also find a girl for yourself and once you feel comfortable with her you can talks things out and do it step by step.


Fuck, fucking is the most natural thing ever, our society is built around it, how can it be so hard, in today's world, even appearance, class or education has nothing to do with it.

But they obviously have a personality and a social life. I have neither.

>If you notice she's into you
you lost me

because he doesn't actually want to just fuck, he wants love

I could all my close contacts as "friends".
Easier to explain.

Fapping is awesome, great and totally different from sex.
But it does not satisfy your body as sex does.

Me too. She should just tell me, factually. Like Dwight from the office with "It's your birthday".

I want you here

Yeah, I have walked in on people at parties having sex. It's not something to be embarrassed about.

Little kids think sex is embarrassing.

>not disliking Maki from the beginning

It's called makizushi!

>>fucking is the most natural thing ever,

Animals literally die competing to fuck with females. It may be natural, but its also a competitive market.

Dude, I haven't been out the house for two months, expect a few times at the groceries.
I do that all the time, every year, that I just don't give a shit to go out or do something.

The fact that you care enaught to say you don't have a social life or personality means you are too scared to just ignore the fact that it does not take a social life to be sociable.

We're more like the bonobos though.

I explained that too, you can just communicate if you feel comfortable with that, probably the best option if you don't have any experience.

>tfw you don't get invited anywhere because people know you don't drink and you're boring as fuck because you actually enjoy writing software and sitting at your computer while everyone else just does it for a paycheck

And ghetto trash think it's normal to do casually around other people.

Have fun in your gay bug-catcher orgy, away from us humans. Disgusting monkey.

Yeah, that's disgusting. I totally agree.

How do you get to the first step tho?

Humans and dolphins are the only ones to have sex for fun, it ain't a matter of life and death, relax.

How the fuck did this thread derail into something interesting?

Balls, do you have them?
Money will also work.

I'm supposed to feign interest in people until it feels natural?

>h-h-h-hey do u liek meh?

>invited everywhere
What kind of 'Murican 16 year old parties are those?

Find some older single lady, they are easier for beginners, they don't judge and they understand.

>money will also work

that sounds degrading on my end

Well, you have to do something if you want actual physical contact with another human being. (Living human being.)

youtube.com/watch?v=ruhFmBrl4GM

I don't want it enough to change my behavior. Thanks though.

And you're basically telling me to be that desperate guy buying girls free drinks so they can say thanks and go back to their group without giving me the time of day.

Typical Sup Forums thread
Typical Sup Forums moderation
10/10 master trolling overall
Good job, OP and mods.

I'll just go with a realdoll

No, I was actually referring to prostitution.

Nothing to be ashamed about, I know working single guys who have no time for anything else that prostitutes, they even have a schedule, it's a normal human behaviour.

Why chase after women when the only people who understand you are degenerate Sup Forums users like you?
You should be seeking out guys instead if you want real companionship.

If only I was gay...

Male love is something different.
Don't start to try using it for sexual satisfaction.
Please...

maki my wife is so cute

If maki was real, she would hang out with the other popular girls and think you're a creep.

>my wife
Wtf? She's cheating on me?!

Bahahah

MAKI IS MY WIFE! WTF ARE U TALKING ABOUT!?

DELET

Oh fug muh sides...

Chill bro, I ain't here to hurt you, but to help you.
Nobody is safe from the feel train.

I wanna know what love feels like.

>83 posts later, this Maki thread is STILL up

NO, it's a SHIT anime with SHIT music

dis thred...

Isn't she like 15?!

That's half the appeal.

If maki was real she would be alone forever and no one would like her. That's why she has no friends