>be me
>notice qt underclass girl in introduction to programming
>Schools finally out
>was too big of a pussy to actually talk to her,
managed to follow her on Instagram though .
>she made a ig post this morning with her PO box address at camp, asking to be sent stuff.
>ohshitanopertunity.jpg
>Just bought and sent her a copy of pic related
>shesgonnaloveit.webm
Guys i'm so proud of my self!
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Wtf
grow a pair you fgt. Also what do you thing you're going to obtain by sending her a book?
I've read things that I would deeply enjoy forgetting...
Temporary self satisfaction and possible gratitude from her.
Kys
OP are you high or something. Fuck...
why? what would you have sent her user? a dildo?
Then if you're lucky you'll get a chance to talk with her about this book and engage in some sort of "conversation".
Then she'll leave thinking that you're a creep and saying that her boyfriend is waiting for her.
I've been through this.
Anyway good luck bro.
Thanks user
show proof OP, i don't believe any of this happened
Can confirm, will be waiting in the car for qt. She doesn't want me to come inside because I'm too swole and she doesn't want to make him cry. I keep telling her she's just enabling manlets when she lets them stay total faggot pussies, but you know her... She's got a heart of gold
Anyway, bbl, going to the gym.
~Chad™
>she made a ig post this morning with her PO box address at camp, asking to be sent stuff.
>ohshitanopertunity.jpg
>Just bought and sent her a copy of pic related
>shesgonnaloveit.webm
I sure hope you're friends and talk once in a while because otherwise shes going to think that's creepy as fuck.
>she already read SICP
>is offended that you thought she was shit-tier
>blocks you on instagram
Nothing, or better yet:
1. Send her a postcard with venom in it.
2. Wait outside with the antidote until the card reaches her.
3. When you see her dying give her the antidote.
4. ???
5. Profit
She will be so grateful she will not even question why you were there and why you had the antidote on hand.
Hot damn this just might work, good idea user.
What venom should i use?
She's not going to read it dumbass. Girls only do shit if they're obligated to do so.
There's a song about it. youtube.com
Rattlesnake for almost instantaneous effects.
I'm actually quite popular with all the guys in my school. I was the one who downloaded a copy of halo on to every school computer (Except the chromebooks ofc).
>be me
>use computers
>post on Sup Forums
>eventually succumb to my own mortality
> be me
> downloading songs for my dad from limewire
> he's hard of hearing so I turn the volume way up
> click a song to hear quality
> "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but I did go to ifreedownload dot com."