Depending on the votes gathered I might create a professional statistical graph.
Ryder Foster
Shameless self bump.
Anthony Reyes
Sure could use some bumps.
Connor Wood
...
Logan Campbell
Bump for interests
Camden Rogers
Fuck off NSA
Justin Turner
I'm pretty sure the NSA already knows all that.
Logan Edwards
...
Carson Foster
Bumperino
Colton Cook
This is now a humor thread.
Jacob Murphy
Sup Forums humor threads are shittier than the most derailed banana YLYL threads
James Reed
They ain't shit, just lack OC.
Chase Jackson
...
Sebastian James
...
Charles Lee
Bamp
Chase Torres
This looks actually very interesting so far...
Blake Evans
Nice try NSA
Mason Gutierrez
Did you even read the thread?
Jaxon Brown
>Anonymous statistics are baaaad Why so?
Jaxon King
why would you I mean what who
is your fetish showing up gas pistols up girls butts?
Cameron Ward
we need credible sources females have to post bra with timestamp
Adam Price
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Jason Johnson
>is your fetish showing up gas pistols up girls butts? You mean yours isn't?
William Ramirez
what on earth happened
Mason Long
No comment. Is there a fetish like that? Sauce?
Christian Murphy
Autistic fucks, that's what happened.
Caleb Cox
>Sup Forums - Generals
Josiah Smith
>question says "gender" >not automatically assuming the people who selected female are traps
Camden Campbell
Generals thread? Where?
Andrew Lee
...
Ayden Bell
...
Ryder Bell
I find it kind of hard to believe there are so many people under 24 with University degree on Sup Forums
Christian Evans
probably in CS
Jeremiah Turner
I don't think you understand how this works.
Camden James
What?
Wyatt Evans
>implying they don't already have access to the birth certificate, social security information, and education-related financial documents they issued in the first place >implying they don't already have a profile built up on you from months to years of posting on social media and this literal FBI honeypot
Benjamin Mitchell
>daily undergrad blog threads >daily "think for me I don't know where to work" threads >homework-tier programming blog threads >site culture in general heavily appeals to edgy middle class+ white kids Not all that unbelievable when you really think about it.
Asher Rodriguez
True
Eli Harris
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Liam Kelly
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Jonathan Howard
Shot with a big round
Parker Carter
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Brayden Stewart
>reddit >12
fucking summerfags REEEEEEEEE
Ian Cruz
See
Jaxon James
>Sup Forums - Sup Forumseddit's watercooler
Sebastian Robinson
...
Daniel Cruz
>Sex Not much.. I'd like to have more
>Age 23
>Education High School
>The OS you mostly use Linux - Fedora
>Number of working computers 10
>Age of first contract Well. first time I had a contact with a girl I was fourteen... and she kicked me in my balls, I just wanted to drive out a bee which had landed oh her boobs..., anyway, I loved the feeling that touching her breasts gave me...
>Technological hobbies Pc, Web, VRPorn, etc...
>Relationship status Lonely, but I have some self-enjoyment time onece ot twice a day
>Correct place of living I live in an apparent next to a wonderful girl... which I use to spy everyday... I mean, I can't always masturbate in front of a screen
>Non tech related activities Masturbating... Does it count?
>Social media use PornHub, I mean that counts as social media in this historical period
Charles Parker
You're doing it wrong
Joshua Peterson
>not saying
>Age of first contract When I was a little boy, they came with a flying saucer and molested my butt.
>why even live
William Price
>data mining thread >anons respond seriously This thread should've been shitposted to death by now
Nicholas Rivera
What are you scared of? It's not like OP is profiting from the info, I actually would like to know too.
Charles Wright
is this real?, this makes me FURIOUS
Hudson Gonzalez
Quite real. Of course we all knew that they harvest and arbitrarily disable stuff, but when tehy admitted it like this, advertised and tried to make further money from it, It felt nasty. No wonder they never did it afterwards.
BTW, IBM does this with their server hardware. You can activate extra cores remotely. The prices is of course terrible.
Christian Myers
fuck off back to
Ryder Johnson
Man, that "living at parents" and "single" statistics sting. Sup Forums, the official looser board. Sucks that I count too, though.
Connor Martinez
>This chip. This body. This software is designed to terminate humans. The hardware is designed to terminate humans. That's our sole function.
Kevin Morris
Y'all nigs posting in an NSA thread.
Ian Cox
Because they would definitely make this effort to get unreliable data on paltry 50-150 people from God knows where.
