Install debian

Unlike the esteemed Mr. Fry, I am not a time traveler. I graduated ten years ago.

Dude don't fuck around with the "internals" of a Linux install if you can't figure out how to get into your shit when it's "bricked." I highly doubt your system is actually bricked though, you just can't get it to boot into your OS, does your BIOS still work? Ubuntu is great and easy. If you want to learn Linux do it in a VM or be prepared to reinstall a shit ton.

got a job yet? your own apartment?
>or your own bedroom

And yet you still have no relevance in any technological field. So you come onto board like Sup Forums trying to fit in and acting like you know shit just to vent out your empty and pathetic attempt at being an 'IT Pro'

Stop trying so hard please.

You have no idea who I am. And I think you're still assuming I'm OP (I'm not). And, regardless of any of that, there is absolutely no reason for Linux to complicate itself in this specific way. It's just bad design. Quit apologizing for bad design.

>Implying I'm assuming you're OP
>You have no idea who I am

Oh yes, please continue big boy

>Unix and derivatives are wolfs
First off, Pajeet, the plural of "wolf" is "wolves." Second, that pic doesn't say "Unix and derivatives" anywhere, otherwise it would be redundant to have an "OS X" category

halting boot because of a mounting issue is super retarded, user