What's the technology equivalent to cooking your steak in an oven?

What's the technology equivalent to cooking your steak in an oven?

installing 32 bit sofware in a.computer with 128GB of memory

Running Arch.

When you want to get a new computer and buy a Mac

Sou vide aitn nothing wrong with that specially if you want it well done to kill all germs

>Can't cook a well-done steak without boiling his meat in a bag
>Doesn't know how to cook food that is safe to eat without his $1000 pot
Why can't you fucks do anything right

>not searing your steaks in a cast iron skillet and finishing it off in the oven for a perfect medium rare temp

But oven steak can be awesome. a big old ribeye (dry brined w/Salt night before) in the oven with a nice dry rub at around 250F for about 45 minutes a pound will come out perfect medium rare

This.

proprietary anything

this desu

Just because it will work doesn't mean that it was a good thing to do.

you dont realize that using an oven or a reverse broil turns out amazing steaks. oven is just another completely legitimate way to cook meat. not just for your tater tots and mommies cinna buns

I think you meant bacon in an oven not steak

that's how i do it in winter

Cooking your graphics card in the oven?

Not cooking bacon in the oven for perfect even crispness.
Top pleb.

Yeah microwave is way better

Using the address bar exclusively to navigate to google.com and searching website.com from there

using everything so fucking slow, why does it take some people 15 seconds to double click an icon and 30 seconds to type in a 20 letter song

Using HDMI for low-res content.

Forgetting about the most important part of your setup, the chair.

I put my steaks under the broiler the other day because it was raining outside.

Fight me, steak fags

installing gentoo

I throw grill marks on first then toss it in the oven

What is the technology equivalent to ordering your steak well done?

>And smother it with ketchup, please!

Buying a pre built cheapo pc from best buy, and buying extended geek squad support

And without the ketchup?

Not getting the geek squad support

Ouch.

using Apple products unironically

using non-free software

>Not searing the stake until its perfect on each side and just warm in the middle and eating it rare like a real man.

I guess we all suck then

we sure do

Playing on a reference r9 290

if you need computing to be explained in food terms, you need to PUT THE BURGER DOWN, FATTY.

Running photoshop in WINE

Buying expensive audio equipment and only listening to 128kbps YouTube rips

Cooking a Jew in an oven.

>2016
>eating meat

It's an indefensible position ethically

Meat is fucking tasty

Unless you can think up a reason why people will stop wanting tasty food, meat is going to stay.

Running gcc on windows

this

You mean broiling. (delicious)
Ovens are technology, btw.

You know that broiler pan that came with your oven and you never use?

Cook bacon on it.

You're welcome.