So I have a laptop here with bitlocker on it, how do i break into this thing? Its a friend's laptop and he says he forgot the password, can anything be done?
BitLocker is some trashy unsecure M$ shit right? So this should be easy for Sup Forums to figure out
Dylan Martinez
Give it back Miguel...
Juan Lewis
Give the rightful owner back his laptop, Jamal.
Cooper Thompson
Bitlocker is very secure against criminals and rogue agents. It is, however, backdoored by the US government.
Contact the FBI, they'll be able to get into it.
Nicholas Bell
Return laptop to owner, Pedro.
Josiah Cox
Give it back you mudslime jew
Brody Walker
There's nothing that can be done, even if you didn't steal it OP, which you probably did.
You're better off just installing a new OS on top of the encrypted data, wipe the drive install Windows and carry on.
Elijah Powell
Ya'll need to lighten up. This nigger clearly is trying to sell this stolen laptop so he can pay for ancestry.com and finally find his father.
Brandon Rivera
I didn't steal it wtf
So if i pay a visit to the local FBI office they can help if i bring him along? Thanks pal i'll give it a try today.
Logan Ortiz
Lol mustafa cant unlock bitlocker his du useless is this guy your poor friends got you instead of a good hacker
Zachary Jenkins
BitLocker is AES-256, i would hope that 'mustafa' couldn't unlock it let alone any person of any other race.
Parker Jackson
Google harder there are many tools out there to unlock bitlocker if Google can't help you go to the dark side of the internet but don't forget use some protection everyone on the tor network try to hack you. Better use a doublefirewall and 3 antiviruse apps
Josiah Hill
Antivirus software useless, if your machine is infected by a virus you need to reformat immediately, that machine is compromised. A virus can run arbitrary code, that means any code of any kind to install further back-doors that even the best anti-virus can't possibly remove all of them in the cluster fuck that is the windows registry.
I wouldn't trust any machine that a virus scanner detected anything running in memory on.
Andrew Richardson
Return this thing now, Paolo
Austin Roberts
Ye that's why I run 10 firewalls in a vodoocircle no virus can reach my router. And i always hack from a Mac because noone can hack Apple.
Lincoln Diaz
don't go to the TOR network its so fucking scary. Last time I visited this place someone send me some drugs in realife and I didn't do anything there.
Matthew Hernandez
Return the laptop
Jason Cruz
Col cazzo che lo faccio
Benjamin Taylor
kek give it to the AISI
Ryan Morales
Install gentoo.
Nathaniel Kelly
give it back ^^
Aaron Martin
Luckily, when you setup Bitlocker you save the recovery key somewhere place. Simply locate this from where it was securely stored, and use it to regain access, and then reset the Bitlocker password.
Dylan Peterson
Do you think OP would really be worrying about decrypting the thing if they stole it? It's easier cash just wiping the thing and selling it.
Microsoft stores recovery keys on your microsoft account in recent versions. Just google it, microsoft has a help doc on it.
Nathan Rogers
EZ bitlocker remove 1. start the computer 2. killyourself
Camden Long
Give it back, Jamal.
Camden Anderson
Simply.... Epic....
Zachary Lopez
it isn't, plug in a windows xp and magic will happen