Post CS memes

Post CS memes

"I've got a carmel machiatto for... Susan? That'll be $5.87 please."

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Holy shit 6 dollars for a latte?

That's like 200 grand for a fucking degree

>At least I'll have a job

I remember this was based on some reddit post right ? anyone knows the sauce ?

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I never really got this one. Is it just because this approach to reading the OS version is crude?

And also the reason microshit skipped 9.

No joke

That's seriously one of the reasons? Because developers used to use that code to check OS versions?

source

I just can't believe it

It's a cited reason.
Whether or not it is true remains with Microsoft engineers.

>It's a cited reason.
[citation needed]

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What's the name of this problem? I'm curious to see some halfway decent solutions. I have some ideas, but feel like they're not very well done either.

kek, CS memes

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fuck off, retard

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no u

>what is fov

baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no_more

yeah, this was posted a couple of times here before... I think it was a stackoverflow question, though

void memes(uint32_t input) {
for (int i = 0; i < input; i++) {
std::string s(input, ' ');
s[i] = '*';
s[input - i - 1] = '*';
std::cout

>Can't into thinking of the solution before writing code

looooooooool

Here's a good one, true story.