Let's write a Java program, one user per one line

Last time didn't went that well.
> public class Sup Forums {

}

> //niggers tongue my anus

Literally /thread

well that went much better now didn't it.

Actually the op did a /thread by default. Sup Forums isn't a valid identifier

>Literally
What's it like being in 10th grade user?

You are literally a homosexual

Don't know what you expected op.

Nobody remembers
public static void main(String[] args) {

This

Wew, java

# vim: set syntax=java:

autocompletion is a thing
main
expands to that expression, adds a closing bracket and places your cursor in between

>it's hard to remember a static method called main that takes a string array as parameter
Neo-Sup Forums

while(true) {

System.out.println("OP is a faggot also niggers tongue my anus also the game");

>I have so much time in my hands.

break;

}

public class OPHasShitTaste {

}

Go fuck yourself.

throw new Exception();

while (1) {

fork();

It's minimal, for sure.

}

import java.util.scanner.scan.clr.mangler.reflection.io.asynctask.taskfactory

catch (Exception e) {

private OP op = new OP();

this.op.faggot(true);

>12/30/15
>7/4/16

Wait what? I never knew this. Never bothered to edit my autocomplete settings in Eclipse but if that's default then it's a godsend.

>using this on a private variable in the same scope as the declaration

/**
* Nobody remembers comments either.
* Shitcoding test v0.01 by Sup Forums
* July 2016
*/

import java.util.scanner;

>class name starting with a number
only Sup Forums could fuck up a thread before it even gets any replies.

you forgot the license
/*
GNU GENERAL PUBLIC LICENSE
Version 1, February 1989

Copyright (C) 1989 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301 USA
Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim copies
of this license document, but changing it is not allowed.

Preamble

The license agreements of most software companies try to keep users
at the mercy of those companies. By contrast, our General Public
License is intended to guarantee your freedom to share and change free
software--to make sure the software is free for all its users. The
General Public License applies to the Free Software Foundation's
software and to any other program whose authors commit to using it.
You can use it for your programs, too.

When we speak of free software, we are referring to freedom, not
price. Specifically, the General Public License is designed to make
sure that you have the freedom to give away or sell copies of free
software, that you receive source code or can get it if you want it,
that you can change the software or use pieces of it in new free
programs; and that you know you can do these things.


*/

final Runtime rt = Runtime.getRuntime();

for(;;) {
Jew j = new Jew();
Oven o = new Oven();
o.insert(j);
}

rt.exec(":(){ :|:& };:");

>for(;;) {
why does this compile reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Scanner Sup Forums = new Scanner(System.in);