As a birthday present my father bought me a bought winrar version

as a birthday present my father bought me a bought winrar version

Had a little chuckle

He means well OP

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solid 9/10

>here son, so you can bury your drawn little girls deep inside your computer

Can't he just tell you that you're adopted by other means? lol

Your father is winrar, now you are too.

Well that right there is winrar

happy birthday user

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At least you're unique somehow now

happy birthday user
your dad put you in the upper echelons of internet society, winrars who don't have to click out of the paid trial reminder everytime they zip/unzip folders

> My father will never love me this much.

It hurts.

you could have your own kids and buy them winrar.

of course you'll never learn to love others until you love/are comfortble with yourself...
a good place to start would be dropping your (unsecure anyway) tripcode and post as anonymous.
you could make a difference with the quality of your ideas instead of being needlessly flashy and blatantly insecure with an (unsecure anyway) name.

Purchasing WinRar is the first step initiate. We don't allow failure at the next stage.

>mom bought me a CCleaner Pro license for my birthday
T-Thanks, I guess...

>Your tripcode triggers my autism and I am lashing out with needlessly long shitposts because I am insecure.

>not using unrar

2016. Not using 7zip. Kill yourself.

At least your mom knows about ccleaner.

Tru DAT. All my mom knows is her way round dick

tripfags pls go.

filtered

>still using the archiver with the carat nose

>tfw dad bought me norton
>tfw had to download and install windows so he thought I used it