/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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Got some new pens.

Write the navy seal copypasta to prove that they are good quality.

New Chink Shit Arrival:
It's a biggun

FIRST!!!
xD XD XD XDXDXD

>finally made the news

What do?

It's a Teclast X80.
Paid $80 for it, invoice on gearbest says $20.

I didn't receive any info yet.

hmm, which earphones are better?

xiaomi piston air or the hybrids?

after being scared for 2 months for my packages i learned that my local postal company is shit

today i received 11, yes 11! packages!

im really hype, thanks to /csg/!

ask me anything

Did the post office give any explanation? Is this merely coincidence? How much more shit do you have on the way?

Would /csg/ buy a chink bicycle?

Where do you guys get those meme mouspads from?

it's banned on Sup Forums but search for 1$ artcow mousepad

nah they pay low and customs is overflowed with packages, i contacted several communities and it's normal that when a package arrives customs and reaches main postal center it takes about 1-2 weeks to get it delivered to local post center, then a mailman has to pick it up and deliver it when "it has time", so we use the rule "if package arrived country is another 30 days"

Too many people buying shink chit i guess

for reference in the main photo only 3 orders are fromgearbest, others are untracked from ebay, i thought they were stolen/Lost, but /csg/ god has smiled on me today

I have pending two more orders from gearb and a ck104

I like them already.

Where's is the best place/seller that I can get a snapdragon version of the xiaomi note 3 pro? Thanks dudes

Okay fags, I'm gonna review this 16 slot mSD/SD aluminum card case that I got off ebay. You can also get this shit off Ali if you want instead. This came in like, 9 days off ebay.

Let's try out some sharks.

how does it smell

They fit in nice and snug. The case genuinely seems decent quality even though it was like, $2 bux. I'll let you know if it starts peeling off or something.

hmmm, link?

And easy to remove, too, though it pops out from the contact area.

Smells pretty mildly actually, not like plastic death.

Just got my BM800, and I have a problem.
>plug it in to the Behringer (with Phantom Power) DAC/Amp, no sound
>plug it in to the PC itself, no sound

Am I missing a step?
There's no On/Off switch so I presume I got chinked?

And, you can even double stack the cards too, and they fit fine over one another, so you can protect your sharks with extra larger cards.

I shook it upside down and even dropped it from about 1 foot, and they didn't pop out, so they're in there secure. Overall glad I got this and hopefully I can add more sharks to it soon.

Sorry for all the pictures.

Open it up there's like two wires and a dangly shitty cap inside. If something is wrong it'll be glaring.

aliexpress.com/item/JINHAO-599-Student-11-Color-Medium-Nib-Fountain-Pens-New-School-Supplies-Hot-Money-selling-Losing/32501502885.html

Got it from Ms Rao's.

Ordered June 2nd shipped to Toronto. Tested only two pens, haven't tried the other two but I expect the same quality.

WHY

Is that website for prescription glasses(Zenni optical) any good?

Do they match the glasses with your prescription?

...

>foam

Enjoy your static shock

It's actually textured plastic. It's not soft or pliable at all.

Received an AR-15 wrench tool thing. Now I was skeptical when I ordered this. And I think the worries were founded. This tool works. But it will probably only work a couple of times. The reason is, that the metal seems a little soft and the manufacturing tolerances are probably a little wide. So I think I will be able to get a couple of uses out of this and then the small metal parts might chip or get rounded off so that they don't work anymore. But we will only see that in the future.

Opening it up reveals everything is fine; cables are all secured properly.
Shoving the cable in my dac it has this point in the middle where it goes BUUMMMMMMMMM.
Only there does the LED indicator actually light up.
I'm guessing the cable is shite because plugging it in the back and front of my PC doesn't make it work either.

Guess I'm opening a dispute.

Any half decent audio interfaces?

There are a set of tactical pants on sale on aliexpress that are interesting.
The IX7, IX9, and IX9II. The ones pictured that I received are the IX7. I bought them
because of the interesting pocket which can fit and AR15 mag. It does fit as you can see in the pictures.

I wear size 34 jeans (not tight, but comfortably), and these pants were size 34 and are pretty much exactly the
same as my jeans and also my other size 34 pants. The YKK labeled zippers are probably fakes, at least they seem
a little flimsy. I am a little disappointed that the fabric is really the thinnest type of ripstop. I was expecting it
to be a little heavier. Having said that they are fine for the price and as summer pants. Fit is slimmer than cargo pants, but that
is the point. Feel free to ask if you want more details. Stay tuned for more tactical clothes coming in the following weeks.

Forgot to mention that I was surprised by the branding on the pants. I thought there would be none. Easily removable if found offensive though.

When can we expect your school shooting ?

>Warriorware
kek
That's pretty nice user.

TFW you find a product looking good but all reviews are in Turkish, Russian, Spanish and other languages you can't understand.

I was lookign for USB microphones and couldn't find any reviews about this one:
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Wired-Microphone-MK-F100TL-USB-Condenser-Sound-Recording-Audio-Processing-with-Stand-for-Radio-Braodcasting/32666966489.html

First, the reason it's so big:
KAUKKO FH05 22L

Really nice feeling bag. Doesn't have a lot of structure with nothing in it though. Pockets all over the damned place. Has backpack straps that can hide behind a zip panel converting it into a briefcase style bag. Has a dedicated padded pocket that might fit a 13" laptorp but I think is more suited for a tablet. My 15" work laptorp fits nicely in the main pouch though. All in all build quality on it is very good. All the buckles and straps feel strong.

As a bonus it has hilarious some chinglish phrases on the front of it:
D/E/A/R
Kaukko
simple casual
COMFORTABLE & FREE STYLE
NATURE...DEEP RESPIRATION
[WESTERN US CATTLE SUBPACKAGES]
FREE PERSON AT TIME

It was on a flash sale for 14$ on GB and for 14$ it's a hell of a lot of bag. I'm gonna grab more Kaukko stuff if I see it on flash sales.

Anyone? Europe anons?

Print the invoice, call your customs, show the invoice, pay taxes

The "invoice" shows $20.
I don't need to pay taxes for anything under 22€

You need to show them the bill. And pay taxes if you dont what to try and cheat them but thats risky. But for now just call them and ask whats wrong.

Great, then don't pay taxes
Unless they ask for a CC printout in which case you might be fucked, I know this happens here because it's a tax evasion method that people use (I can expand if you want) but it might not happen in your country, so just print the invoice and show it, if they ask for CC registry, say goodbye to your package I'd guess.

Fuck I just laugh my ass out

Where can I buy a sex robot?

...

I thought that was a galko mousepad.

brb artcow

Android/robot
Non-human

>only recently got into the world of chinkshit
>started looking at watches today
>literally foaming at the mouth from all the sexiness
this site will be the end of me

Same here (flashlights guy). My dreams have come true. Whats the mp3 player? You upgraded to from some shitty one but I cant find that one in the picture. Is there expandable storage for all those FLACs?

Next Up:
Women's Lady Street Tote something or other. I got my girlfriend into this and asked her to pick out a few things. She saw this on flash sale and so we added it. She looked it all over and said it actually seemed pretty nice. Then she opened it and stuck her head inside and gagged and said "Gah, it smells like Chineses"

It does reek inside like... Kinda like Harbor Freight smells. It'll probably go away in a bit but it was sealed in a plastic bag keeping it all in.

until they arrive. then you'll learn that pics aren't necessarily real

Fug it took a month for you? Got some on the way ordered the 20th

And now the little stuff:
-5 x 18650 Battery Case
These are way nicer than I expected considering they were 0.98$. Each fits 4 18650 cells in it. Cells are snuggled in there. It strangely has a metal loop to hang it from a hook on the back. I'll probably get more of these to have some extras.

-CREE XPE Q5
Nice little metal flashlight. I've got a AA in it right now as I don't own any 14500 cells. The zoom is a little weird because at the extent you hardcore see the chip in it and that's all it projects. Still how can you complain for so cheap. Only complaint is that the inside of the lens is kinda dirty. Might disassemble it and wipe it off.

- GUOER GUOER Bluetooth
This was the other thing my girlfriend picked out. She's been calling it "The spike". When we finally got it today and she put it in her ear and turned it on she started laughing because it speaks in Chinese. It says Hello and Goodbye when you turn it on and off. Otherwise connected fine to her Windows Phone. It can trigger Cortana so it can be used for voice texting while driving.

-KZ EDR2 Earbuds
Sadly, these sound tinny and veiled...

Nah they sound bretty gud actually. The build quality on them is very nice, the actual bodies of them are metal. The cable sheathe is kinda weird... almost latex glove material. I'll try them out for a day at work listening to music tomorrow and know more. They sound a heck of a lot better than my Sony MDR-ZX100s that I've been using.

-WLXY ESD - 2015 Stainless Steel Curved Tweezers
These are the big surprise. I've got a very nice set of Wiha ESD tweezers and these are on par with them for 1/30th the price. I'm gonna put in another order for the whole set. GB has a set of 6 for 4$

Got my Cree in as well. Pic of full zoom

It also gets really hot after 5 mins or so constant use

>directly comparing the headphones to the ones ive been using for forever (on my 3rd or 4th pair because i keep fucking up the cable.)

Now im going to buy some of those.

I'm on my like 4th pair as well. But for me one of the head phone ear pieces eventually breaks off. The piece they rotate on is kinda flimsy. I do like over ear better than earbuds for comfort but it's a bit sad that these 4$ headphones can sound much better. I might give a pair of the Superluxes a try next but these will work when I want some noise isolation as well.

Any word on a new xiomi tablet?

I like the current Mi Pad 2 but I'm worried a new one with updated specs will come out in a couple of months.

you need to get a custom theme on that

default is a shit

huh, ive never broken the plastic (though my current pair is a bit bent from wearing them in bed ), its usuallly me being a fucktard and not being careful that breaks them.

Best chink IEMs under $50?
There's a blog that specialises only in nobrand chinese audio, can anyone post the link?

Whats the fastest shipping you've got? Ordered a pair of KZ-ATE S on the 20th, they shipped on the 24th and 17track just told me I can pick them up

Ps. Chinkshit.com owner, please fix your shit. Chinkshit.com currently takes you to a 2 threads old thread.

interesting, but it looks like made from some cheap alloy with more air bubble than actual material inside.

Customer support gave me this link sky56.cn/english/track/index

It seems to be taking longer from USA to my house than from China to USA. I wonder why.

How many packages you got coming in? I've got only four. Recommend me some under 5€ stuff to buy

What's reverse rape?

vape

>not wearing this stylish umbrella hat

1. 0.99USD mouse, i have to pick something from the post, it should be it
2. usb fan without clock/custom text, just with colors - i needed a cheap usb fan to help my t410 on its docking station remove hot air, will report how it works and how one can disable the ligths.
3. Redmi Note 3 Pro 3/32 for me, I will give my 2/16 variant to my waifu

Why doesn't aliexpress.com let me highlight text? Is it just me?

8 inch tablets are dead, intel decided to drop the towel on atom chips.
Xiaomi wont even support the mipad 2 any longer

>order 2 teclast x80 Power tablets from gearbest
>they take my money but the order remains in "processing" for 8 days
>not in stock, they ask me to wait 2 weeks
>i say ok
>wait 2 weeks, still not in stock
>open a ticket and say I want to exchange them for a Xiaomi Mi pad 2
>no one is answering my ticket
>they took my money(didnt use paypal sadly)
>no tablet
>no customer support

Wat do?

pissphone stop spreading your bullshit lies

Any good (cheap) car stereos with an aux cable, BT 4.0, and not ricy looking? I'm looking into fitting one into my car, anything's better than that ugly POS non-functional cassette player.

Holly shit dude i love u

Follow me on twitter so i can buy you and JUST YOU some chinkshit with my gearbest points.

@PepperGimp

why in the actual dick did you not use paypal? THEIR YOURE PAL

>GoyBest
You get what you deserve

Contact support again what else. Its the answer all the time.

it's the alibaba shill again

>10 rupees have been deposited into your account

Archive all evidence: emails, support tickets, screenshots, etc. and report it to your credit card issuer.

What device/OS/browser are you on? I've never had any problems highlighting text in neither their android app nor the website (mobile&desktop).

Fiio X1. I was using a Ruizu X02. And yea, it takes a micro SD.

Didn't even know custom themes existed. Thanks for the advice, user.

Will do.

I am gonna wait a few more hours just to be sure

Don't do this just yet.
First open a new ticket and tell them that you're looking to cancel your order.

Send a threatening message that you will charge back if they don't resolve this issue, watch as they either scramble to send your shit out or change it to the mipad2

Genius or not?

looking to buy a mouse for work, preferably bluetooth or wireless. Has to have back buttons on the side. Any good ones out there on chink marker?

chatting with their support as im typing this, will keep you guys updated

Opera. I think its intentional javascript. I can do it with IE.

0.70 cent 1600 dpi mouse
$5 grado bagel pads
0.10 cent gearbest mini otg
0.10 cent usb 2.0 micro sd card reader
0.10 cent green fairy flying toy
0.10 cent slim white wallet led card
0.10 cent pinky led finger lights

>tfw I hesitated on ordering my 0.10 cent items a month ago when someone posted it here, I missed out on ordering that 0.10 cent knife multi tool edc card

Hey guys, i bought these as some user suggested they are the best next thing on GB since piston 3 is sold out.

Anyone else have them? I dont think i like them. For me they sound too sibilant and too harsh. I have to EQ down treble channels about 10db for it to sound decent.

I think i will buy KZ ATE and try them.

Kompa imat ces mogucih pizdarija na temelju toga da ti carina otvori paket, gugla prosjecnu vrijednost paketa i izbaci ti 24% PDVa. Ako imas srece onda nista od poreza i doci ce ti kroz par dana, pederi su spori. A ako neces imat srece morat ces ispunit obrazac da od koga si to narucio i za koga i kolika je vrijednost uredaja (ti naravno napisi 20$ ako ce srat reci da je rabljen) i doci ce ti paket s placanjem po pouzecu gdje ces platit taj pdv.

* Windows 10 PC Opera

What's reverse rape?

Works for me in Windows 10 + Opera

>some user suggested they are the best next thing on GB since piston 3 is sold out
you got memed

you dot chinked this are not the best after the piston 3, the hybrids or airs are.

Everyone said that the starter edition are shit.

The good ones are the Capsule or Air and the Hybrids.