Your favorite programming language

>your favorite programming language
>the last time you had sex

js
virgin

PowerShell / XAML
This morning

Haskell/Idris
Yesterday

>C
>Never

Python
3 months

c/c++
never

JavaScript
This morning

C
Never

C
Never.
>mfw all you non-cesarean section fags had sex with your mom since your dick was in her vagina when you were going through it
C-section mustard race, no one else is pure.

Elixir
Four months ago

>Python
>Adept Wizard

>the last time you had sex

Java, only because first year cs student so I don't know any others

3 days ago

ruby.

I'm still holding my bf semen so not really long a go.

c#
today

>Java as first language

Ruby
14 hours ago

>HUR DUR TEKNOLOGIES
>WHEN YOU HAVE SEX :3 :3 :3

I hate Sup Forums

isn't a buttplug uncomfortable?

Python
About 5 months ago

That's what they teach at usyd, not sure about other universities

visual basic
yesterday

Python or C++ depending on task,

We haven't fucked since November 25 because he keeps doing and saying shit that turns me off.

Yeah. Pretty common in CS and MIS degrees. Has been there standard for at least a decade. It's horrible for students when they have to relearn everything to work in any other environment.

>when you're such a pathetic hyper-virgin that you consider being born sex

Java / I get fucked all day

C
does fucking a fleshlight counts as having sex?

Sorry to trigger you, incestfag.

ha

>C#
>exactly a week ago

Ruby
~3hrs ago

Life is good

So, all the guys at the gay club did a railroad on you? I'm assuming because of the VB.

java
having sex right now

Visual Basic
January

this. We learned Java in first year, then in second year it hey expected everything to be done in C. It was a rough transition

Ruby
I still fuck your mom every night to this day

Python
4 months

>erlang
>banged a japanese masseuse earlier today

Ruby
4 years ago (I was 21, I'm 25 now)

I had sex with three different girls within the space of a year or so. The last one wasn't a great experience though. Perhaps that's why I haven't since, but also, I currently don't have a job, so that's sort of holding me back I guess.

>Python
>Never

C
this morning

C
2 weeks

If you think that's bad, my school recently made a change where the first Intro to Programming course is in Python, and then the second is in Java. I think they did it because the verbose syntax was "too confusing". But the end result was a class full of people in the Java class bitching about being thrown in the deep end 'cause now they have to implement a stack with a language they've never seen before.

are you me?

Java
had sex a few days ago

Just to clarify, before both classes were in Java.

>I can't program for shit but C++ sounds cool
>November 2015 (just kill me senpai)

where do u study?

>same
>March 2015

Java
Two years ago

Terrible experience with last two gf's have finally resulted in a happy single life. Women are a waste of time until I get a career going.

Usyd.

>Python
>Ate out that ass like crazy before breakfast

> C
> 2 months, fucked 5 times in a weekend bare. It was so good.

consuming feces isn't sex user

>implement stack
>hard

pick one

Buttplugs are alright, I'm not wearing one though I'm laying on my belly while shitposting on Sup Forums while he's playing battlefield.

I will get it cleaned before I go sleep, I don't want things to leak out.

Jesus dad. Get off Sup Forums. And give me back my manga!

Where did I say it was hard?

C
Virgin

Javascript
Couple pf months ago

javascript
4th of july

Perl
Virgin - by choice and also probably wouldn't have sex if I tried due to obesity and low confidence / no appeal to women

Elixir, 3 weeks.

js
am wizard

>Python
>None

I don't have one
8 years ago

Python
Nope

My Uni is only giving lectures for Java but I'm learnig C/C++ in my free time.
I guess having a bit of really drunk humping in underwear a month ago counts?

Java, a year ago (2 months if BJs count).

C++
About 8 hrs ago in a college parking lot.

Python

This morning, round 2 in a few minutes

>C/Lisp (Scheme in particular)
>About 2 weeks ago

you can always buy a hooker m8. don't give up michael.

C++
This morning, she was late for work but worth it.

PHP
Yesterday

I tried to learn Python and stopped because I dropped the class.
Tuesday.

Wizards! I'm (in training!)

I am not the only one! (the by choice part, I am the scrawny type)

Python, about a hour ago.

>nothing
>virgin

Are you me?

Assembly
Raped by my mother when I was 8

Nice!

>Not really a programmer
>About a month ago
I miss him

My school did the same thing starting this year.

School in Ontario?

Clearly you didn't deserve it.

>fav language

DRAKON

>last time i had sex

Never. I'm abstinent by reluctant choice though. I'm a bitter asshole that cannot talk to women and doesn't feel worthy of their time.

same here...
man i had so much more sex when i was an pothead...

Python
About 2 days ago.

she's hot

C
Exactly one year ago

Eh, I'm in a LDR now. I can pass on sex when I get to force her to wear a collar all day and have her take dirty pics at work.

C confirmed choice of spellcasters everywhere.

C++11/14 or Java
Monday night

C
Unironically never but I am 18, there is still hope.

C/C++ at first, Rust now.
never ;_;

Java
November. She turned out to be a coal burning slut.
I'm Hispanic.

Java
Last month with my gf

R
virgin