ITT: retarded products

ITT: retarded products

iphones I guess. Used to own an iphone 6s and it was the worst mistake in my life. Deeply regret owning such a huge piece of shit.

>have 128GB microsd in my s5
>fits bluray-quality chinese cartoons and my entire music collection
feels good man

My first mobile device and the reason I use an Android phone was an 2nd generation iPod touch. Hated how you needed iTunes to transfer anything to it, and the fact that music transfer was one-way. It just felt very crippled and locked-down. Everyone in school at the time had an iPhone, and I would've gotten one too if I didn't experience the shit that was iOS.

Fucking RGB lighting.
I own one of the corsair RGB mechanical keyboards, and do you know how often I've changed the lighting?
Twice. Once to turn off the default RAINBOW FUCKING SWIRLING, and another time to make it dim blue.

I can understand wanting your keys lit, but having individual control over each key is just overkill and overpriced.

(P good keyboard otherwise desu)

Yeah, iPhones are a pretty ebin meme.

That will only fit 2 bluray rips, so like 5 episodes.

Hello bloatgirls

All the io ports would be on the bottom. That would be real fun to fit in a filled rack.

Shit taste senpai

>720p
Wow, you got me. Coalgirls is 50GB per 12 episodes. Bluray disks are 50GB per 2-3 episodes. Coalgirls is still not bluray quality.

Just because it was encoded from bluray doesn't mean it's bluray quality

>actually having a GUI
fucking pleb

Stop shitposting please. Microsd cards are useless, iphones had transmission before android was usable

Went from xperia z3 to iphone 4s

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Any product you like
Any product I don't like

>ZnT

Mah nigga

iPhones are great within their own ecosystem. I've had an android and an iPhone both for extended periods of time. Compared to android using an iPhone is a lot simpler and faster in my experience. The only problem is, the second you want to use it for something outside of what Apple designed, it becomes a massive pain in the ass.

Tell me, how are microsd cards "useless"?

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I have such a fucking boner for racks. I'd have every PC, switch and server I own rack mounted if it wasn't for cost.

What do you even store on them? All music is in the cloud, all photos are in Google Photos.

>All music is in the cloud, all photos are in Google Photos

Hahaha

HAHAHAHA

having your keyboard sync to an ambilight setup on your PC would be cool.

Shit aint there yet though, I tried having my philips hue bulbs sync with my ambilight for my TV, way too latent tho.

and even if i didn't use cloud services, all my music encoded in 256kbps aac would still take up only ~10 gb leaving 6gb for applications and OS

>256kbps
is this 1975
how do you even hear your music
at that point it's basically just white noise

It's 256kbps aac you dumb nigger

>aac
still doesn't change the fact you're listening to it at a bitrate where basically everything sounds the same
can't even call it music at that point

~256kbps is max bitrate of variable-bitrate encoded aac

if that's the max then aac is garbage
not even good for listening to vintage chiptunes
everything will just sound like megatron taking a shit

...

the hardware is p decent to turn into guhnoo lonix shitpost machine

there is literally nothing wrong with it

Neck yourself retard. The bitrate doesn't mean shit if you don't take the codec into account. Opus and acc has better compression algorithms, so transparency can be achieved at lower bitrate.

Get the spectrogram thing. It's pure dopamine.

It's fine so long as it doesn't increase the price by more than five dollars

and here we see the weirdo who nobody talks to pretending to hear differences in audio quality just so he has something to argue over
keep it up buddy, you'll get a girlfriend one day..

There are so many laptops out there and people will still buy this overpriced shit
Mac tier fanboyinism

Most people here are buying old used ones.

Also trackpads were a mistake, so ThinkPad or not, I would only ever use enterprise laptops with pointing sticks.

Yeah, zankyou no terror is pretty good :^)

>using the smiley with a carat nose

Linux

When you see a retarded product, I just see the geniuses behind it that sells these racks for hundreds of dollars and probably do a margin of 80% on them.

>have to use lagtunes to access one
Thats wrong though

>overpriced
Only when buying them new

I know this is a b8 image but I'm going to reply anyway.

>overpriced
Stop being poor
>no mSD
mSD use carries a huge number of issues with it in my experience, even if I had an android I'd only use built-in memory. Cloud storage is better in every aspect.
>can't torrent
Why would you want to?
>shit res screen
The human eye can't tell the difference over 400dpi, you're just draining battery life with no return
>shit camera
Objectively one of the best on the market. The next one is touted to be a DSLR killer.
>shit battery life
Over 2 days of moderate usage from the plus models, smaller models will get you through from dawn til dusk every day with plenty to spare.
>shit mobile OS
Subjective, I'd call Android a shit OS for just as many reasons as you'd give for iOS.
>no native file browser
Why would you want one?
>can't use phone as flash drive
This would be a legitimate reason we're it not for the fact that it's 2016 and nobody uses flash drives anymore.
>have to use lagtunes
Not true, also iTunes only lags if you have a toaster.
>can't share files
Why would you want to?
>no back button
Universal back button is a seriously stupid idea, contextual buttons/side-swiping is far more intuitive
>shit multi-tasking
Swiping between apps or pulling out onto the multitasking screen is far easier and more intuitive than the alternative, and loading times are just as fast if not faster than competition
>less apps
But far more apps which aren't total shit
>encryption us full of backdoors
FBI cracked an old 5S after weeks of attempts, the newer ones are impenetrable. Whereas Android has no encryption at all in comparison, plus Googke knows absolutely everything about you.

>>shit camera
>Objectively one of the best on the market. The next one is touted to be a DSLR killer.
fell for android meme, bought xperia z5
was told the camera is supreme
back to 4 yo iphone 5c after 2 months because android camera slow as fuck, software shitty, shit shit shit shit
as i have important communications with gf and other girls i need my camera to work

Get a G4 and be done with it

Weeaboo/appleshill detected.

You went to a school full of retards.

>objectively the best camera on the market
>obliterated by the fucking Z5 compact
k m8
>why would you want to do X
mind your fukken business man, what I do with MY phone is my concern. Are you from the NSA?
>googkek knows everything about you
>implying apple doesn't

>have to use lagtunes
laughable fucking piece of garbage. Even anime is less trash than this shit.
Go fuck yourself, m8, you don't even know what you're talking about.

It looks like it has pass through cables for the rear io
It's still dumb though.

4k video of me fucking your mother

Smallest available internal storage should be more than enough then.

I used to work as an engineer at Apple. I helped revise the iPhone 3GS SecureROM and helped in the production of the S5L8940 and S5L8942 found in the iPhone 4s and iPod touch 5G. The FBI opened a 5c. The iPhone 5 and 5c both share the S5L8950. The A5 and A6 bootroms share some extremely similar vulnerabilities in the heap and main stacks. These vulnerabilities happen to look a lot like the ones in the A4 bootrom which was publicly exploited. If you're asking me I'd say that all Apple products are indeed backdoored at the lowest level. I've been able to dump the bootrom of an iPhone 6 to take a closer look. The instructions used for DFU mode seem to be vastly different from anything I've seen before. I'm not sure what to make of this but I don't think it's a mistake. My suggestion is that you and everyone else in this thread should buy a cheap used Android phone and flash CyanogenMod. Stop letting big brother ass fuck you.