/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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Want to contribute to the infographic? Take the best possible photograph you can take of your favourite chink shit (this can by anything from chink smartphones, memebuds/headphones, chink SSDs, powerbanks to quadcopters and include some of its pros and cons.

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first for chink shit excel

I've got 8 x samsung 18650's 2600 mah,
recommend me a decent 18650 powerbank case ?

ty

i ordered something from aliexpress. it came today even tho on the site it says "Awaiting Shipment". The "Confirm goods recived" button is missing too. If i cancel the order now, will i get my money back and get to keep the stuff too?

Anyone tried one of those solar powerbanks from gearbest yet?

Bought cree q5s from ali and gearbest. The gearbest one is much lighter, and doesn't have the flash and dim modes.

Not pictured: 10 cent multitool which isn't worth a penny more.

Maybe the button is just blocked by an Adblock or something? Did you get a tracking number? Chinking the chinks is not easy.

Cousin wants to get IEMs. Should I recommend KZ or Piston Airs? Gearbest or Ali?

I got chinkd.

What's the best chink tablet?
I was considering the Chuwi Hi12, but I want to know of a few more options.

Also, why is the Windows 10 + Android 5.1 dual boot version less expensive than the Windows 10 standard?

Anyone knows the quality of these?

More info pls

autism.xlsx

13th for anime

its not blocked, it works for the other orders, and i already klicked the cancel button, then i selected "other reasons" and then it said "procesing cancelation" or something like that.. but then i chickened out and resumed the order, because i am a pussy and wanted to ask you guys first.

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_351836.html?wid=11

>$43 with code Eb1a3
>Android 6.0
>micro sd slot

Yes or No?

link for batteries?

The one from Alli might be fake, bottom one is usually in sale for 1,89$, totally worth the mony even if the construction doesn't feel that solid. The flash and dim models are useless for me and more annoying than anything.

Looks noice
>quantity 1.00
lel

I know that feel.

>Tired of using excel at work
>Keep track of literally everything using spreadsheets at home like an autist

I got them from and old HP 9-cell laptop battery, it had stayed unused a long time, but they all have 3,64v, not a single one below 2,5v, so i assume they are good. I have to find a way to charge them and see how they hold up, so I guess I'd directly buy a powerbank case

I should have thought of that ages ago. I'll have to check the storage closet for unused laptop batteries and test them.

I should say they are equally bright.

The gearbest one feels shittier to hold, but its lightness and lack of useless modes make me more likely to actually carry it.

just watch out with opening the plastic,
it's a struggle

btw, GB gives me 502 bad gateway ?

works fine here

Any suggestion on kz headphones? I'm lookin for clear sound and not to bassy, which model could fit?

Slavs are overloading their server.

now yes, thx

i'm kind of slav

Post your gaybest favs.

I fucking missed the 120GB Kingdian for 26€ twice last month.

How's the RUIzu

Best windows tablet < $200 ?

No personal experience yet, this is my next purchases list.

Only thing I got from here is the flashlight (I have like 4-5) and waiting for the 128GB Shark on the mail.

My protection ends in 2 days, I asked for 2 weeks more protection. Will I still be able to open a dispute on monday if seller does not accept it tomorrow or on monday?

These thread sure do go to shit during the weekend.

Anyway, does belgium post ship during the weekend?

Can I connect a bluetooth keyboard and a bluetooth mouse at the same time to my windows tablet?

Anyone here have experience with Veithdia sunglasses like these?

es.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-Luxury-Fashion-Vintage-Star-Sunglasses-Women-Most-Popular-Sun-Glasses-Gafas-oculos-de-sol-Female/1747675144.html

I wanted to buy some trendy sunglasses made in my country, pic reated, but I've heard mixed opinions about the crystal quality, and they're 20€.

Do you mean if the deliver? This depends on your countries postal service. In Germany, they deliver on Saturdays also. I think shipping itself is during the weekend too. (The flights, the warehouses. I think they work in shift work.)

Comfy Reviews user here, got some chink shit today, unboxing live to follow

Something like this?
m.ebay.com/itm/DIY-USB-Mobile-Power-Bank-Charger-Case-Pack-8pcs-18650-Battery-Holder-for-Phone-/252399557148?nav=SEARCH

Belgium Post gets handled by your local mail carrier once it arrives in the country (USPS for US, etc)

Check to see if your post office does or not

Mine does deliver on saturdays

>promotional codes

link me a good cheap powerbank

Got my Sanrenmu 7010 today. Got slightly chinked with not the exact model I ordered. But hey, it took only 11 days to get here in the UK.

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Sup Forums pls

I was afraid of that so I ordered the silver one, it would probably hold scratches better.

Did you order the one with the rose?

Also complain if you order it on GB to scratch some good goy points.

70p Spidey car window toy and 75p lav mic from Gearbest. I'll do a sound test with the lav mic later.

>1GB ram

You'll get shit. Maybe it works, but slow. If you expect shit, you will not be disappointed.

$0.10 meme usb. I ordered this before all the others but for some reason the others turned up a week ago and this is late. Probably throw it in a drawer and not use it.

>Bought a great Ganzo knife about 6 months ago after seeing it survive some crazy russian torture testing it
>Search for Ganzo on Aliexpress today and there's nothing but multitools
What the fuck happened?

Shipping from that company takes fuckin ages.
I ordered mine month ago, and I'll write a review when I finally get them.

What should I say when I complain?

And yeah, it was the non-fire one lol.

Looks good for it's price.
What will you be usint it for?
If your country doesn't make you pay importation fees: go for it.

exactly, thanks!

Can't go wrong with either earbud though my preference is with the Air, I'd personally go with Gearbest as its easiest.

I wouldn't put a good card inside this piece of shit if I were you. Please, don't.

£1.70 Spaceman themed usb night light, I got it as a gift for someone who loves NASA and space stuff.

That's all the chink shit for today, I'm going to file a dispute for an Ajazz AK33 mech I bought that hasn't turned up. Hope the chink refunds me.

That's just a standard coupon yes.

Don't ask for a refund or anything straight, just say it was a gift for a friend or whatever, and he wanted that exact model, then ask about their policy of compensation for that kind of issues since shipping it back is out of the question.

I actually want to buy it for my mother. She visited me recently and it looks like speaker on hers died. Plus it's a very old dumbphone.

I'm hoping to wean her into a nice simple smartphone.

You mean the chink or the other ones?

And yeah, getting some sunglasses before the summer ends would be cool.

Specs just for basic smartphone functions. I'd assume the build and camera sucks.

So just submit a ticket?

Yeah, but just be nice and casually drop the refund question.

i've got a redmi note 3 pro for my sister from gearbest, should I throw the global stable from the official xiaomi site on it or the stable from xiaomi.eu?

I had a Moto G 2014 until last month, with very similar specs and never had a problem with it, and I had hundreds of apps and useless shit installed.
If she only uses it for daily tasks she will be ok.

Chink ones. I ordered from the same store, but different model

On a unrelated note, this arrived yesterday.

thanks for your input

I'm adding it to my next order.
I might even post a mini review when it shows up.

BASED GB
BASED XIAOMI

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Enjot your chink government spyware.

Would you even be able to root a phone like this?

thanks m80. Checked the wiki as well to check others out. The best think about chink goods is the variety available while not being totally overwhelming.

I would go to xda-developers and download the latest Cyanogen Mode, if I were you.
Also bought a Note 3 for myself and that's the first thing that i'll do when it arrives.

The Xiaomi.eu rom is not too bad as it's debloated and has all the china botnet mostly tamed. Plus some good tweaks.

Why wouldn't he?
Probably easier than Samsung phones.
The chinks created tools like KingRoot exactly for this.

looks legit

Good to know, I'll give it a try before going to Cyanogen. Probably won't get used to the iPhoney UI, but I can always install Nova Launcher and move on with my life.

Oh, and what version of Android is the official rom actually on?

Here's a vocaroo test of the 75p lavalier/lapel mic I got from Gearbest, it has a lot of background noise but Linux Mint seems to have automatic gain control which I can't turn off. I'll try it again on Windows 10 later.

vocaroo.com/i/s0IKgGNCjRiO

gearbest.com/other-musical-instruments/pp_355850.html

I imagine if gain can be turned down it would work fine for gaming and skype, I'll keep messing with it

Anyone have

gearbest.com/men-s-watches/pp_151918.html

This one is pretty nice for the money

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Just bought that yesterday from AliExpress.

Seems GB is cheaper

a bit more expensive but this is probably the nicest watch ive seen on ali/GB

www.aliexpress.com/item/watch/32393031751.html?

Casio F91W.

funny, i received mine yesterday.

>Got slightly chinked with not the exact model I ordered

you actually wanted the faggy roses? i was pleasantly surprised it had the badass fireball panther instead.

Thanks!
I tought it would already be 6.0 by now. Go figure...

Any of you Sup Forumsuys regrets buying a Redmi Note 3 instead of a Mi5?
I know there's a considerable difference in price, but i catch myself thinking throughout the day if I didn't make a big mistake.

aliexpress.com/item/Curren-Brand-Hot-Sport-Watches-Men-Wristwatches-Leather-Strap-Quartz-Wrist-Watches-Men-s-Clock-Male/32622649603.html

Not

Only Gearbest coupons worth using are the 10c ones, ones found on their deals page and those sent in their newsletter.

Can anyone recommend a good hunting torch/flashlight?

The RN3P is better value per $ friend. The Mi5 isn't priced that well when you can just get a LG G4 instead or any other used flagship.
There is already a 6.0 rom that has leaked and is in beta from MIUI so there's that.

>badass fireball panther

I bet you listen to the Offspring.

YAAAAAA YAAAAAA YAAAAA

That's nice to know, I guess.

I live in Brazil, and smartphone prices here are through the roof. LG G4 costs 2.5x the price of a RN3P, and around U$D150 more than a Mi5, even though Mi5 has better processor and chipset. That's why I tought maybe Mi5 would be a better deal than RN3P.

So what's the current best chink VR headset?
I heard something about Shinecons but also heard that the distortion was pretty bad?

I'm hoping to get one that supports 6" phones for this up coming game.
youtube.com/watch?v=wFAm4b-TCzA

/csg/, what are some flashlights you bought from AliExpress that are mind-boggingly good for the price? Could you send me a link to the specific one you bought? Likewise for knives.
Another question about flashlights, I have a Mini-Maglite that can light up an entire neighborhood, and it is 14 lumens strong according to their site. Obviously the AliExpress flashlights are not 3000 lumens strong, but I still read that they can be ~50. Does that actually mean that they would be several times stronger than my Maglite, or are there more factors in the equation?

I tried with the shark and it didn't scratch it

I use this aliexpress.com/item/Xiaozhai-Z4-BOBOVR-VR-Box-360-Degrees-3D-VR-Virtual-Reality-Headset-3D-Movie-Video-Game/32641946674.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.96.pXInhC with my Mi Note Pro, seems to be pretty good, built in headphones aren't completely shite either.

Damn I want a good vr headset now

Seconding this

Also what is a good measurement for brightness lumens or watts?

Who's had to deal with a defective item from gearbest?

I'm a little cautious of ordering anything more than $10. Wouldn't shipping an item back for a refund cost more than, or equal to, the price I paid for?

How has their return policy worked out for you?