Sup Forumsman walking down the streat

>Sup Forumsman walking down the streat
>ayyy white boi, gimme all yo devices and gadgets and all you have on you boi before I cap yo white ass

what have you just lost, Sup Forums? have any means of protection? what do you do after this happens?

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i pull down my pants and whip my dick out and shit and piss at the same time while walking slowly towards him with my arms stretched out asking why he doesnt love me anymore.

>get shot

must be american

I dont live in a third world country.

No idea man.

Ask him if he at least can wake me up.

$30 phone and a thinkpad t400, both encrypted.

Mugging in this small city never happens though. I'll just head home and buy another thinkpad and phone.

wouldn't even bother to call the police? damn

>"pervert tried to assault me, I shot him in self defense"

Why give him an excuse?

>the police
what are you? 12?

Actually happened to me the other day, I just legged it around the first corner and punched when he couldn't see me cause he was chasing me, I still feel bad cause I think I broke his nose but Jesus fuck at least I saved my shit

kill me faggot. i dont wanna live anyways. *tries to grab gun off him*. *he gets mad and fires at me*. i feel nothing, and keeping trying to grab his gun. I get it. I shoot him in both of this ankles and then blow my brains out.

> 20 seconds of programming in C in my mind
> my wallet photo album of my favorite algos from instacod.es

i can delete all info and brick my phone
don't walk with money in my pocket

I lie and tell him I have iPhone. He runs away in disgust.

>the police ?
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this better be original I dont wanna have laughing at copypasta be on my conscious

Nothing because I'm not white.

I'm disappointed in Sup Forums for not conceal carrying.

I'd ventilate the fucker. That's a fucking airsoft gun in that photo.

Niggers love stealing iPhones, tell him it's an Android instead so he won't be able to pretend he's rich.

This shit happens all the time in NYC. I'd lose a Nexus 6 and a MacBook Late 2013 model with Arch Linux installed.

a shitty $20 dumbphone
nothing else.

Sweden here we are not allowed to carry or own a gun and knifes are illegal to carry in the town

>getting mugged with gun pointed at your face
>hol up mr robber man let me fish in my fat folds for ma gat just like in my american action movies

I have Lookout so I can track my phone, block it, make it display an image or make very loud sounds, and even capture an image of the thief.
I don't carry anything else besides maybe my wallet on occasion.
I need to walk around with some sort of protection though, it's always good, especially in a city like Miami.

Nothing, because I can disarm and incapacitate a thug like him easily.

>ayyy epic maymays man XDDDD
Are you literally fucking stupid or just retarded for thinking that you just calmly pull out your gun if somebody's pointing one at you? or is it one of your lit maymays f.a.m.

are you having a stroke

Once a dude tried to rob me and ended up saying he was sorry and gave me 10 bucks.

This was the cellphone.
I'm a huehue so I guess it doesn't count.

I didn't have enough bacon and freedom this morning, so I'm fucking edgey as fuck.

This might sound surprising to U.S. citizens, but not all countries are total anarchies.

Nah man, that's bullshit. In huehueland the guy would've killed you.

I'd tell the dude I'd love to see him fuck my gf but we can only make that happen if he doesn't steal my shit

>what have you just lost, Sup Forums?
I lose my cheap Nokia Asha 501 and about $15.

>have any means of protection?
My fists of justice. But I wouldn't use them against an armed guy.

>what do you do after this happens?
Report it to the police. Maybe, if they're not too much corrupt, they would want this sort of information to know where they should patrol more often.

>bandit is white
I lost nothing since that kind of situation would not happen in a million years, even where I live...

>what have you just lost
3-5 hallow point 9mm rounds

>hallow point
Wow, so are we talking pope blessed or Jewish?
I carry a Lumia 930 and a Galaxy S6, I'd give up the Lumia and call it a day. I'd also make a point of telling the thief that it's GPS tracked and that the phone itself will be deactivated within fifteen minutes of him stealing it, rendering it useless to everyone in the world. It's so broken that there are no parts worth salvaging from it.

>bacon and freedom
This needs to be the name of a cereal.

Sweden yes

if I can't see him, he can't see me

> Give up my 11 year old Sony K700
> Mugger doesn't believe, asks for my smartphone
> This is my only cell, mugger shoots me
> Die

>my phone is rigged to explode
>get home
>detonate
>heh *lights cigarette*

Hungary speaking.

These kind if criminal activity is very common around here. The best you can do to avoid it is to stay away the local minority. Do nit approach them and let there be 50 m difference between them and you.


Also if they try to rob you you cannot do anything against them cause the police protects them. So if you try to "practise" your self-defense you will be the one who committed crime and not them.

Couple hours time explaining why his arteries are cut and why there are 4 gunshot wounds in his chest.

why would you wait around for the police to arrive if you protect yourself?

Take my karambit out in the last second and run it up his arm. No doctor gonna stitch that.

wtf, he isn't black
did you photoshop the picture op?

Right.

I avoid niggers like the plague so I never worry about this

I literally move the next day whenever I see a nigger in the neighborhood and religious check consensus for nigger free areas

>trying to slash somone who has a gun pointed at you
>wanting to die this bad
Just buy a rope dude.

Keep walking since obviously he was sticking up some other guy.

You mean French right lol

That's not likely to happen to me, as I try to be aware of my surroundings and armed at all times.

If I ever do get caught by surprise, I assess the assailant's competence, by demeanor and weapon stance. If it's a hoodlum like mentioned in OP, I'm fairly confident in my ability to effectively disarm the perpetrator. Once disarmed, I pull my own weapon,(never attempt to use an unknown weapon, dunno if it's loaded with proper ammunition, well maintained, etc.) offer a fair, stern warning to fuck off and never try that again. Depending on the response, maybe call police ormaybe not. If the gun is actually loaded, take the magazine, and empty the chamber. Hand him back his gun, but keep magazine and ammunition.

If upon assessment, I'm not confident in my ability to disarm, attempt deescalate situation, if I can get him to lower his weapon, I raise mine, repeat initial strategy. If situation cannot be deescalated, give him whatever he asks for.

Why not just fucking shoot the criminal, nothing of value would be lost anyway and it's a lot simpler and more effective than this flight of fancy you just wrote

That's up to individual philosophy, but I would never use lethal force in defense of property; only in defense of life.

You know, you better be the guy who is alive and has to explain himself to the cops, than the corpse lying in the freezer.

There is a point where safety is more important than laws. Especially in Sweden, since you have a major nigger infestation.

Actually, no. I have a better chance with a knife being prepared, calm and with a knife fighting background, then some druggie with a gun.

>Point at the security cameras
>Tell him everything I have is GPS tracked even if the batteries are removed
>And my phone is wired to transmit an emergency signal if my heart stops.

That easy.

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My smartphone will never be a flagship phone. I don't want my phone being a niggers favorite Christmas present. I lost an HTC Desire 626s. Shit storage. shit calls, shit gaming, but just enough to function

>2016
>getting mugged
>living in a 3rd world shithole

Well, if you have a gun on you that's a defense of life since in most cases armed robbery ends up with the victim dead

Hmm I wonder why Sweden is the most cucked country in Europe.

Where the fuck do you live? Is the land of the free and the home of the brave so dangerous?

My EBT card and like $5

I pheel U man

Florida...

Szentgotthárd?

As long as the gun is on me, I'm not pulling my weapon. That's how you get killed by somebody who didn't want to kill. Once they see a weapon, they feel like they have no choice, even if they only needed money to pay their rent. That's my disarmament is so important.

you really got down that speak. you must envy blacks alot

I would've seen him about a hundred yards away. I'm very situationally aware. Especially in this city.

I have spare mock phone from Best Buy when they threw them out.

He's going to be mad!

>Hand him back his gun, but keep magazine and ammunition.
you're either a teenage or utterly retarded. why the fuck would you hand back a most likely stolen firearm to a criminal?

HFW I'm black

I'll probably lose my 150€ chink phone (5 digits pin)
And my wallet with two debit card and cash

As soon as an armed robber sets out with a gun they open themselves up to being shot and everyone will assume the robber went out with the intent to kill if needed.

A Samsung Galaxy S5 mini with a broken camera and a 10 year old Citizen watch.

>5 digits
That's cute

give him my weed and tell him that my iphone is icloud locked and therefore worthless to him

another hun here, he is retarded

Whatever
If you crack it you will only find porn
Actually, the sd is not encrypted just pop it off and watch 32 gigs of grannies being fugged :DD

>my anime knife skills make my blade move faster than bullets!

Phone & a shitty toshiba laptop
>tfw not even pepperspray allowed here to defend myself

Should've mentioned the guy didn't have any weapons, not even a knife

Belo meme

Rolled up newspaper or a short umbrella make good neck jab weapons. Pepper spray will probaly make the guy fire shots everywhere at you.

This has actually happened to me (not at gunpoint), I show them my Moto E and they just tell me to fuck off. After all they sell the phones they steal themselves so they know their shit

I pull out my switchblade and open his throat up before he knows what's happened. Oops, he's dead; he never will.
>Sicilian heritage

Sounds weeb but I used to take Tae Kwon Do lessons up to double black belt. While most of the stuff was for show, they did teach us a bit about gun and knife disarment. They also said to never fight back unless the guy was actively about to harm you or another.

I would lose my Surface Pro 4, Galaxy S3 and a couple hundred in cash.

heh nice try, kid *teleports behind u and pulls out twin katanas*

Phone & a shitty toshiba laptop
>tfw not even pepperspray allowed here to defend myself

Cumpá sta 'bbono

>my karambit
Easy there pal, otherwise he'll want to rob your fedora and trenchcoat, too.

Fucking hell

Not anime, but actual 200 hours spent on karambit attack/self defense classes. Take that as you will.

Glock 17 in shoulder holster
Knife carried horizontal at 12 o'clock on belt
But im not a dumb nigger walking around bad areas with headphones in so i have enough situational awareness to avoid this anyhow.

My phone.

> what have you just lost, Sup Forums?

A bullet.

I'm not a cop; I have no interest in vigilantism besides protecting myself.

I agree. What I'm saying is when there's a gun pointed at me, I'm going to die, before being able to draw my weapon. That's why I either disarm or talk him down to the point where his weapon isn't trained on me.