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So Apple fanboys are fatties.

This ‘air’ thingies are definitely a fraud.

Can you still surf the web on that?

The only non fat ThinkPad owners on Sup Forums are asian femboy engineering students who take amphetamines and do math in their dorm for fun.

To be fair you shouldn't be sitting on any of your computers.

Nice projection

Personally I want a laptop that would have broken the recliner in that situation.

I want a laptop I can kill a deer with then post my successful hunt to facebook.

I don't give a shit if it has a 640x480 display, just give it a keyboard, nipple, good battery and more than one USB and we're good to go.

He is not projecting. He's actually accurate.

By "crack" do they mean ass crack?

triggered

Shame that getting triggered doesn't actually involve pulling one

its a feature

unlikely.
Gays usually go to the gym a lot

>The only non fat ThinkPad owners on Sup Forums are asian femboy engineering students who take amphetamines and do math in their dorm for fun.

This is objectively wrong, I'm a European transgirl, I don't take drugs, and I hate math. For fun I just play with classic Sup Forumsideogaymes on emulators.

>muh aluminum

This is what mactards get for buying shit made from easily bendable material.

> bending metal
> metalbending

I don't think any of you know how much force was applied to it. No laptop could have survived that

Well shilled Pajeet! 2 rupees have been deposited in your Apple evangelism account!

>transgirl
No, you're a dude... Taking hormones, dressing in women's clothing and having plastic surgery doesn't make you any more a woman than smearing shoe polish in your face makes you black.

>Point out facts about basic physics
>"Shilling"
I know you summerfags like to act as if the meal Apple has used in it's laptops since 2008 is somehow like tin foil, but it's properly tough stuff and damage like that requires you to bend it in a vise or run over it with a car.

What if I have XXY chromosomes?

>mactards get for buying shit
lmao if you're company doesn't just buy you whatever you need

Then you're a guy with Barr bodies.

Well shilled Pajeet! 2 rupees have been deposited in your Apple evangelism account!

It's neither, just a fucked-up half-way abomination that can only be called an it.
When your value as a human being is defined by your gender or sexuality, it just shows how shallow and vapid you are, and deserve neither humanity nor sexuality.

Most people with XXY chromosomes are born as completely normal boys and can live out their lives without ever knowing about it. No matter what you do, if you were born as a completely normal boy with a penis and everything, you'll be a man no matter what you do to yourself.

It's fucking Aluminum. Why do people think Apple Aluminum® is stronger than steel?

>Look mom I posted it again!!1
That's real nice kiddo, but I can't wait until school starts and you're off Sup Forums.

Because the alternative is acknowledging you bought an overpriced product.

That's how the whole board feels about (You)

any proof?
if not, you're projecting.

I own several thinkpads and my bmi is around 18, I'm hetero and a dude. But on the drugs and math part you are right.

Source on the article?

>WAAH!!! STOP BEING SUCH A SHITLORD!!1
Yes, I know biology's a bitch when your fee-fees tell you you're something you're not, but that's reality for you.

They don't make laptops out of steel and if they would, it would lead to some pretty heavy laptops. What Apple generally goes against is plastic and even when compared to metal the Macbooks, specially the Pro's are pretty tough. Just sitting on them is NOT enough to cause damage like that. Even completely normal alloys can take quite a lot more punishment than from a normal weight person sitting on it.

>Projecting this much
Whew lad...

I... am gonna call bullshit on that. Any recliner that could do that should be repurposed as a hydraulic press

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Also: gender=/=sex

Except for femboy, and amphetamine part, you are right. I prefer modafinil.

Get a G40 then user

I spent a while thinking why the fuck would I be a company.

>WAAH!!! I HATE IT WHEN REALITY IS GOING AGAINST WHAT MY FEE-FEES TELL ME!!1 SO I'M JUST GOING TO START RE-DEFINING WORDS!!1

>Random website in a language I don't understand
>Somehow constitutes an argument
If you're going to use psychologists as an argument, try to remember that psychologists used to think that being gay is mental illness and still think that some people can detect wi-fi and cellphone networks

I suppose they could use a titanium-based alloy in their "premium" products though.

>non fat
yes
>asian
no
>femboy
no
>engineering student
yes
>amphetamienes
no
>do math for fun
rarely
>in a dorm
no

s-so what?

Go get a dictionary.
The Websites lists all the different forms of physical non binary genders aka hermaphrodites.

To be fair, those reclining chairs are just a very large collection of levers that we act upon using a large amount of force from our legs. I've seen the destroy quite a few things, they're not pleasant. But yeah, the article is clickbait;
>Old thing happens
>But now with Apple! Click the article! Go on!

>Doesn't know what a recliner is

...

Getac

i'm not asian and i don't do meth, but hi.

>saying that feelings don't matter
>"waaah gas the trannies because i feel that they're icky even though they have no impact in my life whatsoever!!!1111!"

Considering how much of that thing is battery (versus circuit board,) I wouldn't be surprised if it still booted.