What do you eat for breakfast /gee/

what do you eat for breakfast /gee/

cum

It looks like an albino took a shit on your cereal m8

daisuki~

:'^)

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Protein shake, oatmeal, and coffee.

All separate, but maybe I should just start mixing it to save time

>all that meat
*drools*

>all that pork
I don't bloody think so

Eggs and moths that land in my eggs

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MOTHS

Spotted the allah ackbar.

Where?

Diced fruits with granola and honey
Two scrambled eggs with toast
Black coffee

a nature valley bar

Fuck you in your fat American ass

Fuck you, Schlomo Smith

Fuck my fat ass, daddy~

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Tea

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In my fucking kitchen
I have no clue where these fuckers come from

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l-london?

I mean where in the world

Eggs, cheese, and chicken sandwich

Texico.

Usually just a couple of eggs, fried with the yolks broken with some sriracha on top. If I'm going fancy I'll make like a greek omelet.

O-oh. Sorry for wasting your time

what's this shit taste loik?

Three eggs (scrambled, over medium, or omelette)
Two strips bacon
One slice toast
Lots of black coffee

It tastes like the milk that's left over after you eat plain Cheerios. Pretty good to be honest. Neutral enough of a taste that I can drink it for days on end.

cardboard is the best way to describe it

huh doesn't seem so bad tbqh

>black coffee
It was almost perfect, should've gone Orange juice my dude

Oh also, what's your shit like? (Serious question.) Is it like liquid af or is it still somewhat solid.

It's solid. Liquid food doesn't necessarily beget liquid shit.

It's honestly brought about healthier eating habits in me. Drinking one of those in the morning provides me with more calories and a greater range of nutrients than just having a bagel with cream cheese or something like that.

I'm underweight and trying to gain a bit, and typically am not really in the mood to eat big meals in the morning, so this is perfect.

nice

You're both insane, and probably American.

"Hey y'all, can I have some carbs with my carbs with my carbs?"

This is the first meal of the day, not "Pimp my Breakfast".

A glass of Soylent

poverty tacos

At least toast the tortillas and microwave the dog.

Toothpaste is pretty expensive when you use that much at once man

Coffee and cigarretes.

Weetabix with milk, a slice of rye bread with ham and cheese and a cup of tea

The only acceptable answer, 7 days a week

Is that a banana on dog food?

end you're selves

mah nigga. perks of being in england

FAT FUCK

Kek

Dumb lunglet

>soylent

high five, eastern europe breakfast

Do you somehow consider this a bad thing?
Maybe you should stay on /x/

I don't eat anything, I drink one cup of cold decaf coffee made on milk instead of water

Enjoy your heart disease.

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AT LEAST 3 of these each morning, or you're a fucking pussy.

english breakfast is also acceptable for the weekend.

Nice argumentation

>jews
>gmos

just fuck off. Go eat your natural whole foods bullshit for 3x the price that is infested with actual bacteria and fungi.

I hope you die from starvation.

>le hole grain maymay

>he fell for the food meme

>argumentation
yea, sure, on a botswanese harpoon cat-fishing board... and I didn't see your argumentation as well

I do the same thing, but with mustard instead of mayo

>he isn't a weetbix kid

how do you not die from being unaustralian?

>Go eat your natural whole foods bullshit for 3x the price that is infested with actual bacteria and fungi.

even though I concur with your assessment that jews and gmos is a stupid thing, and genetically modified aliments are actually beneficial, I must say that fungi is fucking everywhere m8, yeast is all over the motherfucking place and your skin has countless bacteria feasting on you (not to mention they're inside you as well)

>jews is a stupid thing
The fuck is wrong with people ITT

Big ol' cup of coffee.

the fact that jews are behind gmos, learn to fucking read you fucking imbecile

I don't give a flying fuck about jews

Whole wheat bagel with cream cheese, almond butter, raspberries, blueberries and walnuts.

problem, schlomo?

Sure, but that's still not a good thing. Skin protects you from most, but not if you ingest them.

Toasts with salami and Bologna, with Tabasco, x3
Coffee

>there are people having memes for breakfast
Another mouth fedora?
Epic ulcer men.

please cite the journal article from which you learned that excessive coffee consumption causes ulcers :)

>I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Not coffee. Cigarettes do. If you smoke at least fucking eat something.

Just a cup of coffee. I'm on IF, will have a huge meal later today :^)

Pasco, methington.

1 Tomato
1 Cucumber
1 Bell pepper
1 Red Onion
1 can of Tuna into that shit
Olive Oil
Black Pepper
Salt

this

Not the whole tray of course, just one. Borek with aubergine. No ayran today either, but hey.

>not having keks in your müsli
top kek

I'd rather eat a full English every morning and die from a heart attack at 45 than eat cereal or fruit like some sort of animal.

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that's just silly.

Same but the powder

Only butter keks for me user.

Either rye bread with cold cuts or plain yoghurt with oats.

Leftovers.