Why is notch the only tech billionaire with a nice house. all the others are so stingy and live in awful houses

why is notch the only tech billionaire with a nice house. all the others are so stingy and live in awful houses

Fuck his Swedish cucked ass. Minecraft could have been a FOSS game but nope, now that's never going to happen.

I wouldn' t buy that thing either. Why would I?

Because Notch got his money too simply and doesnt understand the value of it.

Notch isn't a Jew who thinks he needs to save $1.4 billion dollars for his estate to pass on to a bunch of charities, so they can purchase over-priced iMacs for inner city schools to put into a computer lab they don't let any of the kids use because Jamal broke one 2 weeks ago when he threw a pair of scissors at Chris and they're too scared to even let kids into that room anymore.

he left his country and all his family and friends and then whines all day because no one wants to play with him because they all have real jobs and lives, he's an asshole who stole a freeware game and smacked a skin on it and sold it.

honestly I feel like crying every time I think about what happened here. This ugly, fat, stupid neckbeard cuck managed to make himself 2 fucking billion $. How just fucking how? I'm so fucking salty about it it's unbelievable...

Like, he didn't invent a new game, he just copied the idea from some older game with blocks. He isn't a good programmer, he's notoriously bad at programming, pure shit actually. There are 15 yo kids on youtube who make a Minecraft copy in a week. That's how long it takes to make that shitty autist game, a fucking week of work. 2 FUCKING BILLION. He can ltierally start a world war with that money, change history, do anything, and what does he do? He whines about friendzone on twitter. I'm not even kidding, go follow him and you'll see. I wanna kill myself now, thanks for reminding me OP...

this is too fucking accurate

you can say that about anything

snapchat -- fucking temporary photos

twitter -- facebook with a character limit

facebook -- myspace

every goddamn time.

When I was in high school we couldn't use flashdrives and google drive just started being viable.

yeah, but how fucking simple it is and how stupid it is, and all of those guys had some serious connections and were in the silicon valley with all the investors and shit. This fucking neckbeard atuist did it by himself in his little cucked country. They were making like 127 million each year on their own before the sale of the company. How? just fucking how

luck. Some people just strike it big.

you know who's even luckier? that gnome that was his wife, she left his cucked ass and took like 100 million from him in the divorce.

>why is notch the only tech billionaire with a nice house.
Without even looking, I can guarantee you that you're completely, hopelessly, utterly wrong.

notch has the best taste in houses most of those billionaires have weird mc mansions are so tacky it's unbearable. Notch has class

No, notch has no children or long-term relationship prospects.

That house is the type of house a rich bachelor buys to try to impress younger women.

It is lacking in all the features a rich man would buy, if he were married with young children.

it's called an ass castle. notch lives in an ass castle.

He blogged.
That is how he did it.

Most everyone got to know Minecraft as it was "being created" through Notch's blog. Hell, a lot of people who DIDN'T play minecraft followed his blog because they thought it was interesting. He presents himself and his ideas in a manner that was easy to digest, concise, but still wordy enough that it was an actual read versus just bullet points.

From there, the popularity boomed. The game was fun. It didn't need to be original, original games rarely succeed. Dishonored just copied Thief in a different style and it got big. Starcraft was Warcraft in Space, deliberately, and it was the preferred competitive RTS. Angry Birds didn't do anything new. There were dozens of flash games like it before. But every one of these games had character and polish. Which is why a lot of Nintendo titles still sell, and why so many people yearn for JRPGs of old. The effort that went into the title was evident, and modernist thinking says that that makes the game worth it.

Notch is a free man. Why the fuck would he tie himself down with some controlling woman who only cares about his money? He's definitely at the point where it's impossible to tell whether a woman cares about him or is just using him for his bank account. Most men can't tell the difference, see: Johnny Depp.

It's a trade off, but I would take it given the choice. Live with the same controlling cunt for the rest of your life, or party with a different 18 year old girl every night until you die.

>or party with a different 18 year old girl every night until you die.
Yeah, but he's not doing that either...

18-year-old are fucking dumb, and most aren't even very good at sex.

Not all women are controlling cunts or only care about money.

Go outside.

I dunno Bill Gates house looks pretty comfy.

>You missed the app boom

Just because you had one bad experience doesn't make all teens bad at sex

Because Notch is a degenerate neckbeard who lucked his way into the money.

When you actually have to work your ass off for it it's different.

Because most people probably don't feel the need to live in a house five times larger than anything they'll ever need for a place to live? I mean, shit, give me a billion dollars and I'd live in a small house because I don't need a fuckin' five-story mansion or fifty acres of land or whatever.

>candy crush went mobile
>You missed the app boom
>angry birds went mobile
>You missed the app boom

Never realized how huge Bill Gates is

Who gives a shit about autismcraft? Nobody non autistic above the age of 12 plays that garbage Java game.

because he's a fucking idiot

>builds entirely orthogonal game
>owns a round pool

>Minecraft could have been a FOSS game but nope, now that's never going to happen.
lmao why in the world would have he done that

Because notch is a retard and doesn't mind paying for things he doesn't care about and can't use instead of investing and ending up with 10x more money by the time he's ready to use it meaningfully.

He has 2 billion dollars retard why the fuck would he care about investing and making more

It's all about shilling. Same with overmeme, same with tumblrtale. As long as you are dedicated enough to shill your shit far and wide, you become hyper-rich for free. That is, assuming you don't have any sense of ethic or morals, otherwise you won't be able to enslave and then betray the people who called you a friend.

are you deranged? he has 2.4 billion.

If it's so easy, why didn't you do it? That's right, because you're a sperg with zero talent.

It's That's just his holiday house kek
He still lives on Sweden in a nice place

In 10 years his money will be gone and he'll be on the streets.

for you

Autism.
They struck gold by making an autism magnet and Sup Forums being autists shilling the game everywhere.

>did it by himeself
Again/v/ shilled the game hard for him and on top he just copied the source code of an cancelled open source project and called it a day.

t. bitter loser

that house was his only big purchase he's a certified neet otherwise

>house
city more like

>he thinks maintenance and security staff are free

I'm sure he was persuaded on the premise that it was a safe place to put his money. I believe the smarter ones buy really expensive NYC properties.

The SV types put their money into new companies instead. Plus the real estate in SV is quite a bit more expensive than LA.

You have no idea how expensive a house like that is over a long period of time

>what is dividends
>what is interest
>what is 1 billion dollars

you really don't know anything do you ?

70 million dollar home

= 700k Taxes
= 100k Maintenance
= 200k Security

You really think Notch can't afford 1 - 2 million of expenses a year? complete idiot you are

He has 1 billion fucking dollars are you guys idiots? If he even put 25 million in dividend stocks and bonds he's making the maintenance and taxes on his house from that. but you're 18 and have no idea what you're talking about

>I'm sure he was persuaded on the premise that it was a safe place to put his money.
He was definitely pressured into it, but probably in a "I typed "what would you do if you were a billionaire" on swedish google and all the hits told me to buy this house"-kinda way.

>I believe the smarter ones buy really expensive NYC properties.
The smarter ones would hire agents and give them money to buy on their behalf because they know that they will never be able to do smarter buys than their agents and the overhead fees are worth it.

>It is lacking in all the features a rich man would buy, if he were married with young children.

Such as?

Do you really think that's his only expenditure?

you realize if he was smart he is making enough to cover his expenses with etfs/bonds and if he's retarded he has it sitting in a 3% checkings account generating 30 million a year which is even enough to cover expenses. he can't lose in any situation with 1 billion dollars

How much are you paid to make these posts?

I made the first one and you are a moron if you think a guy with 1 billion will ever be broke.

kek

you guys are idiots

That's implying he did invest any of it.

/thread

He may have lucked out, but notch is actually pretty cool. Suprisingly red pilled for a swede, too.

You must be 18 or older to browse this site.

re read that post. even if he was an idiot and didn't invest and just put it in a bank he's making 30 million from interest

the amount of retards in this thread is astounding.

If I make a billion, I will personally invite all of Sup Forums to a party at my mansion.

Probably worth it on his end as well to be honest, just to be rid of her. Makes fucking high class escorts a much more pleasant experience. Or shit, even just being able to do what you fucking want in general. Why anyone would get married I'll never fathom.

name 1 billionaire that had the money liquid and not invested in a company that went broke. I'll wait right here

Sounds like he's living the life. Why would he want to become a cuck and end up losing half his shit?

Absolutely incredible

One day lads

A chin dildo and a cock cage.

two chicks at once man..

nice reading comprehension

Thanks senpai. I'll be waiting.

Because then he could buy a nuclear submarine and fight pirates for shits and giggles. Don't say you haven't thought of doing the same thing.

Have you even had sex?

>18
>tight body, tight pussy, open mind, likes to experiment, a willing pupil, willing to take a bit of degradation, easily influenced
>wow this sucks

>35
>loose, aging, bitter, attitude, kids, baggage, entitlement, gold digger, size queen, low libido, cellulite, vericose veins, strong independent women who don't do that kinky stuff, pussy tastes like bad milk, tries to sink claws in to milk you like a teat
>wow this is awesome!

>skipping an entire fucking decade to make some sort of non point
wew

You guys clearly dont know about Larry Ellison
He has some boner about buying homes/properties.


Pic related, it is his private golf course.

I don't think you understand how much >2 billion is. Hundred dollar bills are like pennies to these people.

>Have you even had sex?
>>tight body, tight pussy, open mind, likes to experiment, a willing pupil, willing to take a bit of degradation, easily influenced
>>wow this sucks

You have never had sex. What the fuck is this trash? Fucking anime nerds I swear. This reads like a neckbeard's wishlist.

Notch lives in Beverly Hills, California

Not how it works retard. Come back when you're out of middle school at least.

>lush green grass
>in the middle of a fucking desert
Every time

you're an absolute moron. that is exactly how it works

>gay sex party
Sorry but count me out

KEK
E
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confirmed for being literally retarded. why do I bother talking to you teenage morons about money. This guy thinks 3% checkings accounts don't exist hahahahahahaahahahahahha

>25
>what's your job, whats the square footage of your house, why aren't you jacked with bad tribal tats, I'm very into spirituality, I am very smart, woman studies degree, problem glasses, when are you going to settle down and have kids, those bachelors I rawdog fuck every weekend are such losers, i need a real man who can be a cu-- provider, freshmen 15 became an annual tradition

>or party with a different 18 year old girl every night until you die.
There's something broken inside of you if you'd legitimately think you want that.

Sorry you never got to experience the magic of young love, user.

Checked.

I know I want that. What kind of beta drone wouldn't?

>1 billion at 3% = 30 million
>>Not how it works retard

what did he mean by this

.

Alberto Vilar, Sean Quinn, Eike Batista, Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson, Allen Stanford

Although you probably get a hundred more names if you go from billionaires to hundred-millionaires.

Nice digits user

>not wanting gay sex
What are you, some kind of faggot?

>had the money liquid

>google alberto vilar
>literally stock fraud

hmmm i guess you don't understand what i asked

The irony here is what you described is exactly what a beta wants. You want to be in control without ever having the pressure of having any control. You lack agency.

The slap in the face with Angry Birds, is that we were taught in school to make a similar game on PC before the whole mobile app thing happened.

Remember the helicopter cave game?

This. He should kill himself

Hundred dollar bills are like pennies to me and I'm nowhere near a billion. You're the one who doesn't seem to comprehend how much money that is.

are you for real this stupid or are you just baiting?

Why the fuck are 12 years olds like these allowed on Sup Forums nowadays?

What if you ain't got no friends, senpai?

because MUH ANONYMITY