/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/ - suggest fresh memes to add to the randomizer!

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
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discord.gg/Xyx4fG9
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gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_314031.html
youtube.com/watch?v=sPSJs4E0Fhk
youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg
youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q
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youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ
youtube.com/channel/UCXRmpwW7pWFCbSiWDeFNGLg
s.aliexpress.com/jae6rMRz
m.alibaba.com/product/60242251256/wholesale-polyester-printed-Wales-bunting-flag.html?spm=a2706.7843299.1998817009.11.eFFVnt
gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_241630.html
jii.moe/N1PZsDKPW.webm
gearbest.com/promotion-ice-age-special-745.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>no more discord
Nice, now get rid of IRC and it'll be perfect

Here's the official /csg/ discord

discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

First for thinking pissphone is one of us who traveled to the past and tried to prevent all the drama and shit of the last few days

/csg/ anime when?

>package arrive in my country 8 days ago

Still no sign of it

Leave the Discord in the OP

I'd had nothing wrong with it

IRC is a thing of the past.

>responding to trolls

But I agree with him...

Has anyone here ever bought a spy camera?

ebay.co.uk/itm/1080P-30fps-Spy-Pen-Camera-Mini-DV-DVR-Hidden-Covert-Digital-Video-Recorders-CAM-/371506252417?hash=item567f7f8a81

I can't find any of those cheaper in aliexpress

...

Spy sunglasses are the real meme around here, get with it.

what do you want to do with it?

Is it bad that the only thing I could think to do with this is record girls in the bathroom?

this looks good enough

gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_314031.html

see

The only thing I am worried about is that it ships in a box that says "BRAND NEW SPY PEN CAMERA" and I get weird looks at the post office kek

youtube.com/watch?v=sPSJs4E0Fhk

Sodesu ka...but you're not living in an fantasy anime japanese highschool

*tips glasses*

Here are pictures of my thing I got

SShark card is in the phone

fuck off

Dirty Reviews - nice accent and started off the shark meme
youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - proud child molester, had his leg reattached after an accident
youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - hosts the /csg/ podcast and has birbs galore
youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews, likes his referral links, possible stinky chinky
youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects
youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Frostycakez - gets chinked by chink drone purchases repeatedly
youtube.com/channel/UCn7FeJcsUaxRbS22Zfn1uYg

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable reviews filmed with no lighting
youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

>proud child molester
I haven't been here for the past 2 weeks.

Why is unbiased a child molester? how can he molest childs when his leg looks like a god damn monster?

Not sure if it counts as chinkshit, but I got a chip yesterday. Pretty great for 8$, but Mali graphics and Allwinner botnet. Its the 2nd from the right. All the way on the right is a raspberry pi with a display from ali

Also 6$ shipping, which is ridiculous.

Got two chassis fans

he starts all his /csg/ posts with "Unbiased here, child molester and all-around good guy"

They're solid

Link to display?
Or at least keywords

Well that's new or I suck at reading, because I never saw the child molester part.

I guess that make it 2 of us because I also happen to be a proud child molester.

I still use IRC for work. Slackware is for cunts.

Pros:
Look cool
Actually pretty quiet
Was cheaper than other LED fans
Rubberized contact points to prevent rattle

Cons:
Did not come with mounting screws
Packaging worked but it was still sketchy

Can you help a random user with the link pls

Go away, faggot.

>Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects

>youtube.com/watch?v=bBMiDkj3ffg
How did I not know about this channel?

>ordered 6 things in one go from the same store
>only two have arrived so far

>discord.gg/Xyx4fG9
Hey guys dont forget to join the discord chat

>discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

This discord chat you can talk or type to all members of CSG and get an inside scoop on the happenings of CSG!!1


heres the link in case you missed it

discord.gg/Xyx4fG9
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Kate Monster - a girl (?) doing weird video reviews of chink shit to meme music
youtube.com/channel/UCSR-0t_4Hzj7zNLr_st89FQ

Gearbest Reviews - arguably the worst review channel, Awful Reviews but without any of the bumbling charm. Sickening amount of Gearbest shilling
youtube.com/channel/UCApOiAa6cdxEhhgva8AsDng

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, likes his Samsung goods and isn't afraid to talk about it
youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

SkeletonKeystone - reviewed a chink Famicom and promptly quit the video review game
youtube.com/channel/UCXRmpwW7pWFCbSiWDeFNGLg

Friendly reminder we voted to remove the cancerous discord fags from the op, if you see them shilling their group, remember to report and ignore.

Is it fine to buy an HDMI splitter box from Aliexpress? It wont blow up or damage my consoles/TV/HTPC?

Both of you fuck off.

nice try discord fag

Falseflagging needs to stop.

You fuck off too.

I need a better scale for my battle against chub.
Chinks are skinny , so here I am.

You could go full meme and get the Mi Scale or whatever it's called.
AFAIK it has no screen and you need an app to use it.

I'm new to this chink shit. Is it always like this? A $1 fucking aux cord? 50 days? Really?

Didn't xiaomi make a "smart" scale?

Where do you live? It's usually 2-4 weeks from china to just about anywhere

yes, it travels across the world, what did you expect?
also, you will probably get it in 20 to 30 days.

No,that is a shitty one

Delivery time will mostly be the same for pretty much everything you order except batteries.
It varies a lot depending on where you live. I get most of my shit in two weeks.

too much of a meme , I want something basic and cheap

s.aliexpress.com/jae6rMRz

Fuck you. Buy 300 metre welsh bunting.

get a value scale from whichever shithole country you live in.

Link?

m.alibaba.com/product/60242251256/wholesale-polyester-printed-Wales-bunting-flag.html?spm=a2706.7843299.1998817009.11.eFFVnt

Whats the cheapest the kingdian 120gb has ever been. atm is 34$

have you used any cctv equipment you have set up yourself?

Yes

bought an redmi note 3 pro the other day. It's supposed to come with google play and such. Is it still worth it to get the global rom for it?

Should of have requested an unopened box.

Literally Raspberry Pi display.
Its a 3.5in 480x320 SPI display.

It is ok for the price (11€), but the drivers for it are actually a kernel replacement, so not sure how safe it is. The screen also has a low refresh rate, its not good for watching videos on it, but decent for displaying information.

It also came with the clear acrylic case. The case can be bought separately for 1.40€. I bought 20 of them, so far only 1 broke.

This little thing arrived today to the cold north after 3 weeks. I use it to plug shit into my Raspberrypi 0.
5/5 would be chinked again.
gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_241630.html

i think the chinks are going to install a custom rom and google play

you're probably gonna have to install the global rom yourself

yo momma

>3 weeks
3 weeks is quite quick though

What is your record for package arrival? Mine is 13 days

7 days. And by that I mean from china to eastern europe. But, the post office is giving me the chinking of a lifetime, since my package has been sitting somewhere in my country for around 8 days now

Do not believe the taking that much. Especially if its not your country post office taking but the china one.

10 days to eastern USA via based ePacket

15 days to mexico

Got some chink shit.

10 days, because 4 days in customs, fuck.

I bought a shark for my phone and recently upgraded to a phone that doesn't have a micro SD slot. Fucking Samsung. Should I kill myself, /csg/

How does the clip lens work? My dad just ordered one. Sounds interesting.

Get one of the other millions of devices that require one

really?
mexifag here.

Sell new phone buy chink phone

Planning on shooting pornography, eh?

yeah but that was years ago, now it takes at least 25.

I got that same headset. Its bretty good

I was thinking of building a head mounted computer thingy out of a raspberry pi (or a similar single board computer). Are chink video glasses (glasses with screens in them that you plug into the RPI with RCA or HDMI) any good or should I just get phone VR goggles, modify them and put a small RPI display inside of them?

>upgrade
>to a phone without an sd slot
That's a downgrade.

Behold, a Mi Band 2 competitor with an OLED screen that you can see in the dark.

>adjust the power according to the skin color
So which race do you need to be for maximum power savings?

White reflects the sun, black absorbs it. Therefore blacks are already powered up by the sun and can operate on low power mode.

are those legit ones off gb?

I know. I didn't even check to see if there was an SD slot because I figured any fucking phone designer with common fucking sense would put one in. How wrong I was

...

I'm looking for a nice looking sd card reader that holds the card in securely. Anybody know of any?

you get one free if you buy a Mixza card from the official Mixza shop on Ali. Pretty good too.

Gearbest cheap tho

That's why you never order anything you need urgently from chink sites. Plan ahead and get things like birthday presents, long-term projects, cables for old equipment you want to revive. Anything you don't urgently need but kind of want is the best chink niche due to the delivery times.

that's the dream

first up is the LED light
jii.moe/N1PZsDKPW.webm

gearbest.com/promotion-ice-age-special-745.html

some kind of silly game from gb

the fuck happened at the end?

Ayy what's the best option for a cheap IEM with good isolation, a reasonably neutral sound and decent bass extension? KZ ATE S?