Why aren't you cool like me, Sup Forums?

Why aren't you cool like me, Sup Forums?

Because true Sup Forumsentlemen, define their 'cool-ness' with their mememachines.

does it come in wireless?

is it free as in freedom?

>being a pleb and not watercooling your seat

That's my next planned update.

America needs to get back to its industrial roots. This is the first step.

That's pretty cool. How did you secure those to the hat?

Ah but I am, OP. I'm in my ~55F basement bedroom under some comfy covers.

It looks super glued

Because I live in Alaska.

I used a hot glue gun.

How do you keep your basement so cool? Does it involve fan hats?

Basements are naturally cool and my room is the closest to the air conditioning unit so all the coldest air comes in here before it goes upstairs to my cuck parents' part of the house.

>tfw basement is a hole in the ground full of spiders

My basement is finished, so it looks like normal house. My room used to have carpet until it flooded and it hasn't been replaced so it's concrete - that only helps keep it even cooler though.

Enjoy your fan hat though, I hear it makes the oppressive outdoors heat literally no less oppressive.

Way to show your cuck parents by bogarting all the coldest air.

It's actually quite cooling.

I like it aesthetically, but I just can't believe that it really makes it much cooler outside. I'd wear one though, has a cool cyberpunk feel to it.

Im3cool5you

Nice quads

You could try building one. I found all the components in bulk trash.