He doesn't use emojis in his passwords to make them ultra-secure

>he doesn't use emojis in his passwords to make them ultra-secure

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> he use same password in all sites

>his password is less than 30 characters

>Hasn't made his own random password generator

>the nigger doesn't use random numbers

>This is his new password :ANd9GcRoqBon(

Why did Sup Forums get rid of the password field?

>his password is not «correcthorsebatterystaples»

My password is excellentamddrivers

because you won't watch k-on

Maybe next week I will try it, I am taking a vacation from work.

nice! I'm sure you'll love it

>he doiesn't use a random number generator with a black hole as a source of entropy

>password
>he uses one password

Genius

Júst usè speçial çharacters instead lõl

>he uses services

but you don't have access to google to find the characters while signing in....

>he doesn't use a random LastPass password for every website

>have used the same password for 12 years

:^)

a lot of places literally filter out special characters so good job fucking yourself over LMAO

my password is password123:)

>he doesn't use a fingerprint retinal and face authentication

>things you can't change
Sup Forums, everybody

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tl;dr:
>everyone has shit passwords
>brute forcing is scary
>dictionary attacks with rulesets are even scarier
>use a password manager and hope you don't lose your passwords

i surely can
dunno about you

>doesn't employ 4096-bit AES in his head on all passwords so the NSA cannot steal them with their mind reading machines

Please don't trigger my schizophrenia.

Everyone knows only Aliens have that technology.

That guy looks like the biggest cuck on the planet

>implying nsa don't have aliens

>not just the name of the website you're using

They have the tech in Area 51, wake up sheeple

>mfw every single one of my passwords is a combination of 4 words plus a word describing said site transformed through a function

>he doesn't just use 'a' as his password to trick evil hackers into not even trying it

Tbh I just hit random keys to create one long ass password and then memorized it. I use the first half for random websites I don't really care about. The first 3/4ths for websites I care about. And then use the complete password for extremely important shit that could ruin me if someone gets a hold of. It's about 20 characters long.

>mfw e-mail password is "porn name"(childhood pet's name + childhood street name)

>thinks the keys he manually hits are random
>mfw

>not having a perfectly random random number generator in your brain

>using the smiley with a carat nose

JORDAN I forgot to tell you
k-on does the weird Japanese thing where you can't tell which season is which, so when you download it season one has one ! and season two has two !!

How did you get a job at watching anime?

it's easy when you love anime as much as Jordan

>LITERALLY giving the botnet your life

wew lad

Who says I don't? :^)

So you fucked your pet when you were child?

what? "porn name" is like a function. you determine it by doing the things in the parentheses he explained with