WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD ? PHONE MAKERS

5.7-7" phone
front facing dual stereo speakers
fingerprint sensor on the back
4-6GB RAM
SD820+
64GB-128GB internal memory
micro sd card slot
3.5mm headphone jack
Super AMoled display
IP68 Waterproof
Removable battery
unlocked bootloader
CM13 Offical Build support
works on every carrier GSM + CDMA

What the fuck is wrong with you

>waterproof
>removable battery

>wanting good features on a phone

SAMSUNG GALAXY S5

>5.7-7"
>phone

lol

Removeable battery.
Sd card support.
Not fucking thin.
About 5 inches.
A FUCKING LANDSCAPE QWERTY.
Not a total piece of shit.

That's all I've ever wanted. Seems simple enough. Do not even care about camera (they've all been good enough for awhile now) or fingerprint reader or any other Bullshit.

Just a quality fucking slider smartphone or not retarded proportion.

Shit, I just want a modern day Sidekick that's unlocked

Pretty close to 6p...

Literally the only thing keeping my tied to my s5. I enjoy being able to hot swap and not have to worry about eater damage.

Goddamn just this. Lets just spam the T mobile Facebook and Twitter until they THINK there's enough demand to make a new one.

>5.7-7" phone
>7" phone

Needs to be X86 based and have a keyboard. In addition to a full sized USB Port and mini display port output with the ability to dual boot android and windows

>larger than 5 inch display
>good features
Pick one.

-amoled +IPS
Fuck your meme burn-in displays.
-waterproof
Fucking useless meme
+2 micro sdxc 512GB
+internal dac + amp
-CDMA
garbage shit that should die

all in all kill yourself faglord

>5.7-7" phone
5.5" is about perfect for anyone if necessary, anything actually larger is unwieldy to most

>front facing dual stereo speakers
Not actually a necessity for most, and I listen to music and watch movies with custom earbuds so who cares.

>fingerprint sensor on the back
Doesn't really do shit for security to be honest and if you're too fucking lazy to just swipe or double-tap on LG devices you don't really deserve or need a smartphone anyway.

>4-6GB RAM
Unnecessary even in spite of Android having issues with RAM because it's an OS running on top of a layer on top of an OS and not the bare metal hardware (virtual machines and shit, yo)

>SD820+
Doesn't fucking matter, the Snapdragon 800 is still more than enough for most anything these days, seriously.

>64GB-128GB internal memory
64GB max, 128GB is not needed for most anything because...

>micro sd card slot
This is an absolute must, period, and not even something to negotiate.

>3.5mm headphone jack
It's how things are done and using the data connector for audio is still a decade away before it really becomes "the standard".

>Super AMoled display
Not really a necessity, nice but not an absolute requirement. Backlights on traditional LCD panels are using less and less power all the time while still being insanely bright if needed.

>IP68 Waterproof
IP68 is a water and dust RESISTANCE rating, not water proof which no phone is or ever really will be. Water resistant != water proof, two vastly different things.

>Removable battery
Another absolute must not open for negotiation, period.

>unlocked bootloader
Useful but not a requirement as 95% of smartphone owners never muck around with rooting/ROMs/etc. Making it an optional and available thing is great, however.

>CM13 Offical Build support
CM13 is not all that great, really, pure AOSP is vastly superior but whatever.

>works on every carrier GSM + CDMA
Verizon devices which are GSM unlocked from the factory so it's a moot issue.

I hate small displays. Anything less than 6 inch goes into the trash.

I have Nexus 6 with 6 inch and even that is too small for me.

I would buy a 7 inch phone if they made one.

IP68 is waterproof to several meters for a specified time though. Obviously if something is rated for x depth and you take it deeper it won't handle the pressure.

Sorry you have baby hands user

I would buy a fucking 8" phone if they made one
these are fucking computers with touch displays

fucking make a 8" phone and PACK THE FUCKER WITH A 30,000 MAH BATTERY

>mSD
>Removable battery
>Amoled
>Waterproof

Into the trash it goes.

You forgot LPT and VGA out.

>Xboxhueg phone the size of a small tablet
>no physical keyboard
Kill yourself

What about it? Have you never seen a battery door with a gasket on it?

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Enjoy your cuckPhone.

>durr hurr it has a cell radio in it
my laptop is a phone

Enjoy paying $1300 for a phone

so.... you want a small Tablet essentially?
a phone is a simple tool that you carry around, why do you need so much storage for a fucking phone???

>10"-12" phone
>Front Facing Surround System
>2-4 monitors
>Mechanical Keyboard
>trackpoint
>16 GB RAM
>fingerprint sensor
>eye retina scanner
>over 1000 ppi
>512 gb internal memory
>6 sd card slots
>2 SATA bays
>IP69 waterproof
>removable battery
>removable CPU
>removable RAM
>official AOSP support
>works with data and voiceover satellite
>over 50000 mah battery
FUCKING HELL PHONEMAKERS WHEN?

MANLETS NEED NOT APPLY

SATA bays
Got me there. Holy kek.

I'll explain it as a /biz/tard.

It makes sense strategically. No company cares about you over their shekels. They do the least amount possible. Apple is the legend of this as they did it perfectly.

iPhone 6s was supposed to be the iPhone 6, but they downgraded the 6s so they could sell it twice and profit. But even iFags caught on and it didn't go well for Apple.

Samsung only tried with the S7 because they needed to fuck with Apple and they saw their opportunity.

OnePlus only cares because it's what makes them stand out and gives them a niche.

Get it? It's easier to farm than to actually try because we'd already have 128GB phones with over 4GB RAM for cheap.

At least Apple is smart so they spend even less money on it due to it having like what 2GB RAM? And shitty specifications when you think about it, but they perform just as well, if not better, than 4GB Android phones... but to be fair, most of that is Java's fault like the dogshit language it is.

There, now delet this.

I fucking will

Anyone can use a big phone, it's simply a matter of convenience. You fell for the phablet meme so hard that you forgot how it feels like to handle a properly sized phone. I have identified 3 stages, they differ by the grip you use. The first is a proper phone: your palm rests at the bottom right corner, fingers hold it from both sides. The second is a modern phone, >4 inches: phone lies on your fingers, all screen is still accessible but it's no longer possible to use one handed in a bathtub for example. >5.7 : pic related, might as well buy a tablet, you obviously don't use it as a phone but rather as a MID.

Stereo speakers on a phone are meme. You're not going to get proper stereo separation at that distance. And who the fuck wants to listen to their music through such tiny, shitty speakers anyway?

S5 is pretty close, aside from RAM.

>Being this fucking autistic

Kill yourself, faggot.

Also needs to cost under $150

Confirmed handlet.

I use a Nexus 5 and an iPhone 6 (work phone) with one hand all the time, most of the time actually.

Although I agree phablets are kind of dumb. Even if I did have gargantuan hands to use a phablet with one hand, that shit doesn't even fit in pockets without looking like a retard (either a giant cancerous bulge or parachute pants; both retarded).

it's a fucking phone not a soul container

Huawei Mediapad X1 is 7"

>reading comprehension
Phones below 5.7 are usable with one hand. Just not in every situation.

ZTE Axon 7 minus the removable battery cause who the fuck would want that in 20 fucking 16

> have giant ass hands
> forced to buy a phablet
> can't text on anything less than 6in
I fucking hate my hands.
They are the reason that my phone takes up 90% of one pocket.

>no physical keyboard
Good thing it's waterproof, because it's going straight in the toilet, where it belongs.

Install a better keyboard, m8.

The fact that nowadays you have to actually mention a 3.5mm jack and not have it simply implied is pretty pathetic.

Fuck you apple

How you you plug headphones into an iPhone, if not via a 3.5mm?

The iPhone 7 isn't going to have a 3.5mm port.

You will need an adapter to plug it into their lightning cable port because for some reason innovation now means regression.

>that feel when small hands
>that feel when small hands fit perfect with small phones.
>takes up only 50% pocket space.
>that feel when small hands make my cock look bigger when holding it.
>that feel when my cock looks big in her hands.

Like Trump hands?

>5.7-7" phone

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You just described my Kyocera Brigadier pretty much.

Hows custom recovery and cyanogen/aosp based roms on it? Maybe I'll get a spare used phone if there are good roms for it.

Nokia: Why buy something twice when it breaks than make a phone that puts us out of business forever?

tfw im doing it right now

I think I'm starting to see why no phone maker would ever think to make this phone
no one will ever buy another phone again
I think they are all feature fixing with each other in chaoots

fucking JEWS AGAIN

you forgot
>physical keyboard

>Android an OS running on top of a layer on top of an OS and not the bare metal hardware (virtual machines and shit, yo)
pls explain

Java

Manlet MacBabyhand

5.5" 1080P low ghosting IPS display
SD 620 or 820
Removable battery and storage
3Gb RAM
Fingerprint scanner
IR blaster
Front facing speakers
USB C with full 3.1
Stock Android

> 7" phone
> Super AMoled display
Try Galaxy Tab.

all that, minus the fingerprint sensor.
These also included:

>other than brushed metal (see note3 back)
>rounded back
>thicker
>no camera bump
>ir sender
>7000mah battery
>dual sim
>a proper headphone amp

optional but not necessary:
>turns into a grenade

this

Pretty much this.

S5 you cocksniffing faggot lover.

This is a tough phone to replace.

>no official Gentoo support
It would be still trash.

Removable battery is dead man, no good phone comes with that now a days

Flip phone
4.0" 720p touchscreen display with 180 degrees rotation
4.0" 480p e-ink display on the back
Front facing dual stereo speakers /w subwoofer in numpad part
16MP camera with decent optics and raw shooting support
Fingerprint sensor on back
2+GB RAM
SD830 / better
32+GB NVMe storage
Micro SD card slot
USB-C with full 3.1
IR blaster
Shallow/rain water proof
Removable battery
AOSP /w minimal Gapps (just Play Store and stuff you can't get from the store)

Anything that can be rooted would be better than the pos that I use now.
>tfw fell for the mediakek meme

You can root it though. That chink KingRoot shit works great for Mediakek.

Even chink programs couldn't root my tablet. It would claim that it's rooted, and even install some supersu app, but when I tried to do anything that required root, it would just fail to do it.

You can usually start putting on a KingRoot replacer or recovery and flash SuperSU.

Not everybody is a cuckolded consumerist goy who buys a new phone every 2 years.

>recovery is in Chinese
Yeah, I wouldn't be able to do shit.

I even tried to root it through fastboot, and it just crashed when I tried. I had to wait for it to run out of battery.

One Plus 3

>waterproof
>removable battery

Shit b8

This with a trackball, Bluetooth 5, and a 1280x1280 screen would be perfection

and running cyanogenmod

Fuck no. BB10OS.

Fuck outta here

why is this so fucking hard even ?
I'd add water proofing too though

>5+" phone
too big
>speakers
who cares
>fingerprint sensor
nope
>ram
2-4 is fine
>sd820+
overkill
>internal memory
16GB is more than enough
>microsd slot
mandatory
>3.5mm jack
definitely
>display
ok
>waterproof
faggot
>removable battery
while nice, the market would be knockoff dodgy chink batteries after 6 months rendering the feature pointless because
>unlocked bootloader
ok
>cm13 support
who cares
>works on carrier x
that's called an 'unlocked' handset

Here's what I want from a phone:
4-5", microsd slot, 3.5mm jack, fuckhuge battery capacity (like 8k+mAh), unlocked. a keyboard would be nice too but not required. I don't want a flimsy as fuck thin phone, I want something with some weight so I know its there.

because no phone has that appearance. they are not gonna change their flagship phones to include a FP sensor on the back. unless someone came up with a new line or brand and focuses on that, then it's alright.
there is a reason why consistency is so important in everything.

also, post the pepe where they listened to everyone's feedback and came out with a monstrous phone .jpg

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>5.7-7" phone
>phone
>tfw no manpurse to carry phablets with me

FP sensor on back is shit.
Side-sensor masterrace

That's a bomb nigga

>front facing dual stereo speakers
3.5" master race
>front facing dual stereo speakers
use your headphones faggot
>fingerprint sensor on the back
just don't lock your phone or input password?
>4-6GB RAM
1 gb ram is more than enough for everybody
>SD820+
iOS 6 isn't a piece of shit, A4 is more than enough
>64GB-128GB internal memory
>micro sd card slot
just use cloud?
>super amoled
IPS is all around better
>waterproof
Don't drop your phone in water?
>removable battery
Literally every phone has a removable battery
>CM13 Offical Build support
>cyanogenmod