>forecast says its going to reach 107 degrees today
How do you beat the summer swelter, Sup Forums?
Forecast says its going to reach 107 degrees today
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By being on my underpants all day. Fuck, I miss summer so much.
by getting piss drunk so i dont have to feel anything
Keep my fleshlight in the fridge.
easy
Start up the over.
bake a pizza
>100 degrees
>tfw all the water is boiling
The fans and blowers around here don't work so well after noon or so. Once it gets to a certain temperature, they basically just blow hot air or you.
there should be a .gif where he drains the grease into a glass
I don't think anywhere hits that temperature, that's over boiling for fuck sakes. please.
>being European
Nice fucked up Celsius scale you got there
fahrenheit you 3rd world inhabiting darkies
The US is the only third world shit hole using an imperial measurement for temperature
Do they not teach context clues in Europe?
>everyone except Americans use Celsius or kelvin.
>Celsius is fucked up some way.
Yeah just keep using your shitty Fahrenheit that has no utility in real life and science. Celsius and kelvin have the same scale ( K= 273.15+°C) while Fahrenheit scale is shitty as fuck. Kys ameridumb.
Where? We don't all live in your pissant little town, so the temperature is going to vary for us. Some parts of the world are having winter right now you amerifat fagget. You think it's 107 in Chile or Antarctica right now you americentric nigger?
Fahrenheit is part of the standard measurement system. It's called standard for a reason. Now run along and suck French sucks some more. You know you want to.
>Fahrenheit
>standard
Have you ever heard something about the MKS convention?
Well there's only two types of countries in the world right now.
Those who've been to the Moon on the Imperial scale, and everyone else.
WHAT DOES THIS MEME IMAGE MEAN?
42ºC would be terrible. I'd have to abandon my flat or fork out for an AC.
source on that episode?
>implying gordon ramsay would use a pleb system like fahrenheit
by having proper air conditioning
also, not living in a subtropic hellhole helps
it means the pizza is shit
No, sorry, but I don't listen to rap or techno/disco.
Usually chilling in the basement solves most of it for me, reason why I am building a room down there.
By NOT MASTURBATING
Masturbating raises your body temperature a lot (or at least it does for me) - I often find myself sweating more after I fap.
>tfw regardless of the season I always leave a puddle in my bed after I'm done
I think I sweat too much when I finish.
>am building a room down there.
Make no mistake about it, it's a prison.
How about when you eat?
>Implying the moon landing wasn't a hoax
Don't eat fried stuff or soda and you should be fine.
Well, I'm doomed. There is nothing I did that haven't felt like a prison in the end.
GO OUTSIDE
Cheers!
That bait looks yummy
fuck me, iktf2
chek't
>going
That's also known as getting mugged
>Measuring system created by a loony German/Polish nutjob by setting 0 to the freezing point of some random salt water mix he made and 100 to be his wife's armpit
Oh yeah, totally logical "standard"
stay inside and shitpost on Sup Forums. Go out only at night to work out and get food. Guaranteed to beat the heat and humidity
I don't live in a city with a ghetto fortunately.
Are you sure you meant to reply to me?
Best investment ever. Loud as fuck, though.
Absolutely. You said Fahrenheit is a standard, I pointed out the origin of the Fahrenheit scale. It's a pants on head retarded system and should be considered so.
Got some solar installed just before summer hit. Now I can run the AC all day and night. Shit's amazing.
1. AC or a window fan if you're poor
2. Only wear underwear or nothing at all.
3. Drink a fuckton of water
Also, move up North.
>Now run along and suck French sucks some more.
>Anders Celsius of Sweden
>Lord Kelvin, born in Belfast
Yeah, those guys were really French. Murca wins geography again.
This. Using daily. But it's for one room only (as opposite to central A/C) and if you walk in/out many times, you can get sick from the frequent heat shocks
Hard Liquor
I embrace it with my two AMD 290s in crossfire.
>Summer is mostly extremly high humidity with ~25°C or monsoon like storms
I would take dry 40°C over high humidity every day.
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im putting in my 2 weeks notice and moving north
Might be cheaper to buy an AC instead
>Chile
no one gives a fuck about south america or africa you cunt
as for australians, get over it. why the fuck you talking shit on Sup Forums at like 5am
Those consecutive digits
Probably go to work in the junkyard as always.
nice quints
>Brazil
>java
that doesnt cover when i have to walk from my house to my car, or from my car to my work
>Implying NASA doesn't use metric now
>fapping in the bed
That's fucking gross. I always fap in the toilet, that way I can leave everything nice and clean.
masturbating makes me feel slimy and then i have to take a shower afterwards
why is that?
>implying you can use inches or feet for any scientific purposes
I bet you dont even know what a slug is l, pleb.
I've overclocked my cold water dispenser.
Super refreshing.
Natural lubricant?