ITT: we escape the NSA botnet

ITT: we escape the NSA botnet

>single, live in a apartment
>no telephone, no cable tv no services at all other than electricity and water
>buy any cheap laptop with libreboot support, install parabola/trisquel
>heavily encrypt it's hard drive and leave the keys inside a usb stick
>glue the RAM in the motherboard
>detach the built in mic and webcam from the laptop
>buy a modern computer and install windows 7 on it, never use any personal info on any of those computers and never use a mic or webcam with the windows pc
>the windows pc would be used for gaymen and almost nothing else
>visit 2 different apartments and do some social engineering to get acess to their wifi
>use one network for each pc
>access their router and change the firmware and install a more secure and open source router firmware
>start filtering unwanted traffic
>don't own a phone
>host your own email client
>cover your face as much as possible when going outside

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>other than electricity
that's all the nsa needs to get you. unless you're on solar power and you laid the lines yourself you're fucked.
check out some of the tools in the nsa toolbox.

Yeah... I heard about some crazy shit people were able to do with current variation monitoring

Well,I guess solar panels on the windows connected to a power wall to power the pcs and the apartment's power source to power lights and stuff like a vacuum cleaner.

>tfw your job allows the US government to put fingers in your butt at any time without so much as a "How do you do?" much less a warrant
>tfw you don't have to worry about the botnet because you are required by law to send them the data they would collect anyways
It's somewhat comfy desu.

>no one gives a fuck about you

>glue the RAM in the motherboard
Why?

I too know this feel user.

>playing games over wifi
into the trash you go, idiot

so that the aliens don't hit it with liquid nitrogen and freezy freeze it to transplant it to their memory extraction machine

>the windows pc would be used for gaymen and almost nothing else
Master race, everyone.

>escaping the botnet
>when you have to have a government issued ID or driver's license
retard

How do you deal with IME/PSP?

You're doing it wrong, op.
>"Always yell with the crowd, that's what I say. It's the only way to be safe."

>live in a[n] apartment
lol no u dont idort, you're tracked if you have to submit payments at all to live anywhere
build a cabin

>buy cheap laptop
>>buy
mistake #2

>encrypt hard drive
>glue ram
why glue ram? that's implying they actually find you

>detatch built in mic and webcam
don't do this, personal security is good - write your own drivers for the hardware though

>buy modern computer
>put windows 7 on it
>for gaming
>>for gaming
>>>>>for gaming

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>>>
>>>>>>>>
>doing any kind of social engineering that's face to face
>using ANY networks for your computers that aren't a very secure cabling laid deep under the ground privately
>implying you can filter unwanted traffic
>implying
>>implying
>>>>>implying

>your laptop doesn't have open source hardware
>the NSA has a hardware trojan that works regardless of your OS
You lose.
Open source hardware is the only thing that can free us.

This. Stallman got it wrong. We need Free hardware.

Stallman used to be vehemently against free hardware until just a year or so ago, too. He said free hardware doesn't matter since it's not gratis.
This makes it very easy to suspect Stallman actually cares only about gratis things instead of freedom.

>host your own email client
>windows
Underage confirmed

>when blending in with the sheep is more effective than running away

To be truely free of the botnet you really need to:
>Ditch all electronic devices
>Find somewhere in the middle of nowhere you can live
>Use cash and connections to buy land, build house, something to generate Power
>Fake death so that you are removed from government records.
>Enjoy your life of peace and quiet.