PIN and chip credit cards

>get new credit card
>it has one of those "chips" europoors on Sup Forums keep raving about
>go to mcdonalds
>order two mcdoubles, a mcchicken, 20 chicken nuggets, 2 large fries, and a mcflurry
>attempt to slide the chip
>"you have to insert it in the slot underneath, sir"
>the slot takes 30 seconds to find
>60 more seconds for it to "verify"
>beeps when it's done
>go deaf from beeping
>by the time I get to a table, my food is cold and a random shooter has gunned down everyone in the restaurant
>have to tip the shooter
>he only accepts credit cards
>"you have to insert it in the slot underneath, sir"
>get shot because I can't find the slot in time
>now $130k in debt from hospital bills
How is PIN and chip better?

>>the slot takes 30 seconds to find
more seconds for it to "verify"
Get better internet in your 3rd world country, amerifat.

(you)

Look this post makes fun of itself

>can't find the car door handle
>automobiles are USELESS

>tfw a pasta you made lives on

>tfw you realise only amerifats would order that much

>by the time I get to a table, my food is cold and a random shooter has gunned down everyone in the restaurant

My fuckin sides

(You)

(You)
> (You) (Him)

do you people really not have tap to pay yet? lmao

My sides are in mild pain.

Clap to pay?

That existed here before anywhere else, retard. It's also useless.

Nice try, Europoor. Stop obsessing over us and maybe you'll be able to make some friends.

>go to Sup Forums
>repost age-old bait
>people still reply it

jokes on you we all use contactless now

(Me)?

>using contact payments
>2016
NFC master race

>having a credit card
you deserve it

Visa debit cards are a thing

>Tfw eurokings used this trash over the past 10 years and is now being discovered by amerifats
>Tfw eurokings have moved on to wireless nfc phone pay which takes about 1 second :^)

>voluntarily carrying a government tracker
>europoor
Checks out

>tfw got a Sony Xperia X Performance
>NFC chip is on the front so I have to rely on force feedback to know if the scan worked

> >attempt to slide the chip
> >"you have to insert it in the slot underneath, sir"
Already can say it's a shitty POS terminal, because most of them allow you to cancel the PIN and go with swipe. Which is reasonable, what if there's a camera pointed right at the terminal and you don't want do reveal your PIN.

>Tinfoil ameripoor thinks the government cares about his location
>muh new world order
>muh illuminati

Are you fucking retarded?

(literally)