Sup Forums I have come to you in a time of need.
I work in a office but I'm about to change jobs. Before I leave I want to give a present to my asshole coworker.
What's the best way to fuck up a pc?.
I was thinking on create a short cut to a bat file containing the echo off meme but i don't know if it would work on win 7 ultimate.
Any suggestions will be welcomed.
Pic unrelated
magnets to hdd
Forgot about this.
Extra info, she has a hp all in one touchscreen
Just pee on it.
Nah, she might get fired if the information in her pc gets deleted
Then steal the hard drives, nerd.
install gentoo
She has this abomination
steal
the
hard
drives
I don't even know how to open that shit
mess the MBR
install grub
bonus points for gentoo
Put one of the viruses from fosshub that deletes the MBR
forkbomb that bitch
Create one bat file for each icon on her desktop
@echo off
Shutdown -f -s
On each of them, change icon picture and name to match the ones on her desktop.
Then steal her hard drive
piss on it
Hit her with a brick in the back of her head and rape her
Haha
l ike this but need something that doesn't give away it was me, something like this
Stab her with a knife and rape her husband
And pee on him
Hit her with a bullet and rape her dog
Hit her with a car and rape her mother
Point everything to a batch file
@echo off
:1
Explorer.exe (or chrome.exe, you may have to point to the directory)
Goto 1
This will make that Explorer window or whatever open repeatedly with no real way of canceling it as the windows overlap anything else, will continue until the machine runs out of memory and starts leaking it.
Hit her with John Cena and rape her house
set her desktop wallpaper to this
Hit her with a Nokia and rape her broccoli
Hit her with her with a divorce paper and rape her bank account
Hide a spoonful of yogurt or sourcream somewhere she won't find it.
Hit her with your dick and rape her fingerbox
Im not Brendan Frasier's exwife
Yes OP please do this, it's malicious enough to fuck with her without completely destroying all of her data
I will post proofs as soon as I can
Set a forkbomb to run on startup starting weeks from now. Dead simple, look it up.
Remain professional, even when others don't.
Or this.
lol fucking pussy white knight
On your last day release 4 pigs in your workplace with the numbers 1, 2 and 4 painted on them, it usually takes a crane to get it out
What I meant is is want her fired
Creating a bat file with 'shutdown -s -t 1' and putting it in startup, or a fork bomb that activates 45 mins after the pc is started should work.
Install fiddler. It installs a proxy in the background that stays active when the program itself isn't running and greatly slows down the internet.
Install Softperfect RamDisk and set it to use most of his available ram. If you create and uninstall the RamDisk a few times the program usually won't free the ram until it's uninstalled and the system won't report anything.
If he plays an online mmo, set your router to block the login server.
Download a significant amount of cp from tor, put it on his pc in system 32 in a folder called driverstore_amdx86 so that he can't easily find it and then send an email with some cp from his email account on his pc to someone that has a name that sounds like or could be confused with someone he knows.
And steal her hard drive