Post the very best of IT humor

post the very best of IT humor

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Good thread, OP

Epic joke dude

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Too lazy to open a browser app so I'm typing the link here to tap

There are 10 kinds of people.
Successful, smart, attractive people who understand binary and OP's mom.

Ebin joke op

[spoiler]LOL

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Jeebus, they could at least TRY with the variables!

if(canRead(this, you)) {
get(girlfriend);
}

Then Chad or Stacy couldn't understand it, obviously.

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

A for main or class definitions.
B for helper functions, methods, and blocks.

darknet heroin to who explains this joke to me.

first for Visual Studio
second for IntelliJ Idea

should i just end it?

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heh.. us programmers, am i right?

thank you.

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only good one

Have a (You) on me

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>(You) on me

Faggot

that's kinda funny

And kys if you think it's funny

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Doesn't it got better after a patch? Also requesting source webm so I can shop other single-threaded programs on it.

I haven't seen the source in a while. Hard to find one without watermarks too unfortunately.

>he says "kys"

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That's pretty nightmare inducing, probably cause it's so believeable.

>He doesn't have query sanitization

I think you probably got it, it's just not funny dude

This is the best thing in the entire thread.

>I work from home
suuuuuure

lots of shitty jobs are doable from home. Mechanical Turk is like an internet sweat shop where you spend all day transcribing pictures of receipts that are too blurry or shitty for OCR to process. you would (presumably) do that from home.

Am I doing it right?
if(You.understand(this)) You.get(aGirlfriend);

youtube.com/watch?v=jFKvFcr01RY
Starting from 6:00

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Incredible.

T H I S
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kys yourself

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No, that's poor design.

so cool

heres your (You)

What's the point of x and xx? Wouldn't it make more sense to do it as xy and xx or something?

Or simply x and y?

Google 'bastard operator from hell' oldfags only

XX and XY makes it about genders, though, which counts as a subtle dig at both misandrists and migosynists.

Shouldn't it be this.understand?

Among other things wrong with that image, yes.

I studied mechanical engineering
Syill, wouldn't it be better to just use an if(x==xx) return true and an else if return false?

No the only sane anwser would be
return x == xx;
Anything else is bad style.
In the end this method dosent even make sense anyway since as you can see a function is not even needed.

What is the original joke on the series? Never watched that episode.

Thanks senpai

Here's your (you)

Always the first one

There's no way anyone could be this retarded

Welcome to the world!

If I wanted an IT humor, I would ask for your latest codes

it's not an episode, moe doesn't end up naked after a bart call
but bart's prank calls are a running joke

>tfw i have watched every simpson episode and i'm starting to hate it but too autist to stop

>If I wanted an IT humor, I would ask for your latest codes
Best one here.

In C++ you can overload the == operator in a way that (x == y) != (y == x) could be true.

Might as well put the blocked code in the second type in a function for itself and do away with the curly brackets. That code sets itself up for a wrap warp, something I only noticed after moving from fiction to non-fiction instructional books, where my eyes expect a wrap and do away with the right peripheral. As if I were "picturing" the code. It's too forceful a design and doesn't set a positive bound on either end of the window or class bounding area. If they wanted it to follow a strict design, they should have gone with:

if(Condition )
{
/*
...
*/
}


at least this way it's clear that the bound is only imaginary and by no chance dictated less or more than symbolically. The second type only acts as a convenience to those that think typing fast makes for cooler people. Even in this third type, though, all that's being created is a waste of space. In the first type, reading through the wasted space isn't a thing as the next block is designated on the next line, meanwhile the second type has a split in convenience. It's clear to me that this is not about convenience but rather a sense of assimilation where design is the key and it must kept principled over the reality that computers need proper care and maintenance rather than they are machines made to do things fast for us.

There have been days where my computer ran hot for no reason just to keep me warm. >8^)

How so? are you talking about using values that are just too big for a data type of N bits?

For non Integer object class, yes, but that is returning an int. They don't allow the overloading of operations for primitive types for a reason.

Please stop reading instructional books and learn you some proper reasoning, as made for adults.

kek'd

>need to take a brake tho

>5 cores

Literally if you ever use the first one you are straight cancer, your code looks like shit, and you are shit.

What are the benefits of using the first? The 2ne is easier to read and looks nicer.

You know that quote means "You can pound all that pussy, but at the end of the day you still gotta raise the children", right?

Also, code isn't supposed to look pretty. It's supposed to run well. The first one compiles slightly faster than the second one AND allows for many other conveniences in prototyping and modularization of process.

it said to check'em but I didn't see'em. Dubcek these though.

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Left.
Always.

It's at least as bad as any other post in this thread. So fake it hurts eyes.

is this a quip at Archive.moe from their major server crash last year?

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>(screaming kid in background)
kek, so many times i've heard that

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wtf happend?

Aftermath of emacs?

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>oldfags only
Oldfags already know BOFH though, only newfags don't.

Unless you wanna log whenever any two ints are compared.

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>37 bids

Oh the humanity

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