You power on your computer one morning and see this on your desktop

You power on your computer one morning and see this on your desktop
What do you do?

Reinstall the OS.

I shit my pants then masturbate while crying over my liquid feces

be surprised that a Windows XP window manager was installed on my beautiful gnu/linux distribution.

Shit myself

Hello Mr squid

SQUIDMIN NO

watch Angela Anaconda

Hit ok and continue with my lyf

How does one become a GUI squid

PANIC

HIT THE X

UNINSTALL WINDOWS XP

SMASH MY PC

REPLACE WITH NEW HARDWARE

INSTALL GENTOO

FUCK BOTNET

>He doesn't know how to enter the digital world
What a massive pleb.

I used to play GameBoy games with that monitor and my GameCube all the time

hello! :)

Wait for mom to change your diaper.

wonder how the fuck Windows got onto my machine.

Reverse engineer the code, see how it works. Become computer squid popup.

>hello.jpg
Reminds me of something.

>>press ok
>>guzzle down bottle of bleach
>>????
>>PROFIT

>Fuck it, might as well humor the little guy
>Click OK
>Font changes to Comic Sans, cmd pops open
>"Do you like it? Y/N"
>"Not really cuhh"
>Font reverts, windows icon on start menu replaced with squid
>"What about this?"
>"Yeah, that's alright"
> cmd disappears, default browser opens to make a post on Sup Forums
>My nigga squid in the upload pic box
>Post and ask what do

I actually kinda like that pokémon, it's sooo cute!!

Call tech support to fix it