What does a real hacker look like?

What does a real hacker look like?

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You stole my picture

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The hackers that try to ssh into your boxes are just average russian, chinese, or indian guys

Does bird sister mean sister's dick?

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A hacker is just some atutist with an anime pic

>atutist

I think that's you mate

Most of them have two eyes, one mouth, one nose with two nostrils, two ears.

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This is what a real hacker looks like

Holy shit those fake af tits. Would not bang

very hacker

...that's what I just said, you inane faggot.

Yep, you can tell with all those beatz by dree

You'd bang a bean chair, if it had a hole.

Who wouldnt?

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not edgy

That's a cyberspace warrior.

Leave Egghead alone!

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God I hate this image. Literally the ultimate image to describe the cringy bullshit known as Macfaggotry

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does anyone have that webm of the rotating 3d scan from this

Aka Rosie O'Donald

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Are roller skates required?

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How else are you going to quickly escape

Touché

I forgot this existed

Hackers does not have one distinctive appearance. I myself am a white hat hacker and I look pretty normal

Hate to break it to you, but there's no such thing as a white hat hacker. You're a penetration specialist. Sorry.

bidet

Maybe he means it literally. He might where a white hat while hacking

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SO I SEE YOU'RE RUNNING GNOME...

Is that the Oregon shooter?

go to be chumnup

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I can't wait for firearms restrictions to really crack down so tube guns can make a comeback in terrorism.
Kalashnikovs are fucking ugly desu. The fact that most terrorists are using the cheap Chink Norinco clones doesn't help.

they do not foregibe
they do not 4get

:--------DDDDDDDDDDD

Kek'd, I forgot about that scene.

Like this. Next question.

No, that's Egghead, a tripfag who is hated on /r9k/. They tried to blame it on him.

Sunabouzu?

A hacker is someone who enjoys playful cleverness—not necessarily with computers. The programmers in the old MIT free software community of the 60s and 70s referred to themselves as hackers. Around 1980, journalists who discovered the hacker community mistakenly took the term to mean “security breaker.”

Please don't spread this mistake. People who break security are “crackers.”

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They usually look like shit

oh fuck man, i am try learn programming in assembly, and can´t imagine this hahah

Come and get me Feds

if you dare

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Well, I can see the case for 'crackers' not being used

No

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shit

Indeed. We need better terminology.

Looks exactly like every shitty trailer I have have ever been in. Is it something about trailer's that make people this way or is it the other way around, people like this are drawn to live in clusters of trailers?

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Actual convicted hacker #1

#2

Absolute cancer
TV is cancer

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Woz wuz a hacker.

>knowing people that live in trailers

i'd venture to guess you're not much better than them m8 .. white trash tend to move in the same circles

Looks like a hairy 250 pound butt naked me laying on my back with a thinkpad t400 on my stomach munching doritos and occasionally itching my testicles with the same hand I'm using for food.

Charlie Miller?

amusingly enough, this is the closest person to a hacker on this thread
she does make her own stuff

do you even transhumanism bro?

Is weev a hacker?

From the Merriam-Webster dictionary:

Simple Definition of hacker
computers : a person who secretly gets access to a computer system in order to get information, cause damage, etc. : a person who hacks into a computer system

like this

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This is actually a real one

Weev didn't hack anything.
All he did was arithmetic and Apple and AT&T was pissed because they're stupid.
Weev is a simply a troll, one of the best.

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Accurate Description
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Mouthbreathing moron? That is fitting, for sure.

>Weev is a simply a troll, one of the best.
He's no longer a troll as he's not pretending any more. He legitimately became an insane white nationalist during his prison time. I've talked to him a lot on IRC since forever and he really has changed for the worse.

That is the definition perpetuated by the media. The definition at MIT and similar places predates that.

Define hacker.
Average joe. Will claim lack of knowledge of computing and will never exclaim they're a cracker (if they're a cracker, in the case of a software hack, people are usually proud of their hacks and post them on forums)

HE DID NOTHING WRONG