Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>News • user gets a remote trigger for his DSLR camera • user tries to chink a chink, turns out he can't into math • Chink pokeymans figures still on sale pics here • Memeband 2 (or are they fakes?) are the hottest shit right now • user buys 26 CAD$ chink watch, writes a mini-review and takes a pic • The company that designs Xiaomi earphones released piston 2s-like earphones • user gets some pens, doesn't know the lazy fox meme • user gets trolled by the fake shark test meme image • user gets a 4 in 1 pen, writes small review with a pic • user uses a 2008 powershot and chink lightbox to take pictures of chink flashlights • Anons get chinked by local posts • user gets a sanmeru and a lockpicking set Previous thread btw, I'm not the usual OP, but the previous thread was dying
What tracking app do you guys use? Some user.ru recommended PackageRadar but vodkaspeak
Ethan Garcia
17track user. It's ze best.
Josiah Anderson
I use 17track just because it also includes the tracking info when the package gets to my country
Carter Gutierrez
you honored the quality of ching shit with the title 17track is fine
REMINDER TO ASK VICKY FOR LEWDS
Samuel Allen
Daily reminder
The Ganss 87 is the only good chinkboard in existence
Jaxson Stewart
I guess I'm like the chink copy of the original OP, and I'm gonna stop working after one faulty thread
Jayden Evans
Does it come with anything other than Blues? I prefer Browns for typing, myself.
William Fisher
>17track Xiexie
Adam Fisher
Lol faggots, the samsung 32gb card is cheaper than your shark maymays
Evan Campbell
>indian >buying gookshit
Liam Phillips
Then get it No-one gives a fuck
Joseph James
...
Owen Martin
Nice meme currency
Luke Green
It could be 43strangesymbols or 383247837427347234 strangesymbols and you still wouldn't prove shit.
William Ward
You retarded bro?
Adrian Johnson
>Samsung Even Transcend is better than that shit
Jonathan Sanchez
>transcend competing with literally the best memory manufacturer.
Nice meme you've got there mate.
Chase James
>literally the best memory manufacturer.
Julian Rivera
Any of you reselling stuff? I been thinking in buying chink Fluke stuff and reselling it.
Zachary Perez
where can I get chink weeb shit?
Charles Kelly
Aliexpress.
William Ross
Ali has dakis and knockoff figmas
Jacob Roberts
What is going here?
Samuel Williams
So my TaoBao package arrived the other day, in this weird ass food crate
Luke Robinson
lmao did you negotiated the shipping with the seller? what did you get?
Gavin James
I got the Redmi Note 3 Pro Prime and attempted to unlock the bootloader using the unofficial method which soft-bricked it. It seems you have to flash the Chinese Dev ROM in order to get it to unlock by plugging it into USB and running the unlocker on the PC.
Daniel Anderson
everything you buy gets sent to a transport company warehouse (you can select which company at checkout) where it is then combined into one parcel and shipped to you although the 'TaoBao cargo', shipping option is only avaliable to some countries
suprisingly only took 10 days to ship, although the whole process took a little longer due to some problems
Noah Adams
inside the box
Aiden Edwards
for what i understood you can talk directly with the seller and negotiate it (if you speak chink of course) but its weird that they send it in that package i never seen something like that except from some unnoficial taobao agents.
Carson Price
thats a lot of random chink shit
Bentley Ramirez
yea you could do that aswel, but the TaoBao cargo was really easy, all you have to do is pay for the shit you bought, then it is sent to a warehouse where its all consolidated, then you pay for shipping based on weight
i ended up getting a lot of shit i didnt buy, im guessing they were 'gifts' or some shit
up first is the mechanical keyboard, royal kludge RK61 with cherry blues, which for some reason came with a paint brush and moist towelette, which according to one of my chink friends is a common thing, though i dont know why they would think i needed a wet towel thing to clean the KB with
Nolan Foster
some shots of the board
Aaron Myers
Would you convert those curryniggerbucks into a real currency?
Jayden Lopez
B8
Kevin Adams
So I purchased this Bluetooth speaker after looking around for a while and had low expectations, but I'm impressed with the volume and sound quality this thing has for $24.
There is mild distortion at max volume but it disappears at 2 notches below max. Long battery life, it's not going to replace an average set of computer speakers but for the price it contends strongly with some over priced tv sound bars I was looking at.
ive been using it for 2 or so days, and fucking love it. Ive come from using membrane boards all my life so this is no much nicer to use.
for those wondering, its a 60% wired/wireless (bluetooth) board with cherry blues and 'rainbow' backlighting which cost ~$60 dollarydoos (not including shipping). When i bought it, i thought the 'rainbow' meant RGB, so i kind of wish i got the white backlight version instead. Also the font on the keycaps is fucking terrible, but i plan on getting blanks soon
Liam Ortiz
You could burn your retinas, always wear the goggles. And make sure if you use your own goggles that they're the right ones for that laser.
I've been looking at these for a while, really want one.
Anthony Powell
oh shit, I just got that same keyboard. Is your USB cord super unreliable too, or did I just get a bad one? I kept on getting disconnected on mine, until I switched to another cord I already had which worked just fine.
Other than that, I love it.
John Jackson
some of the other shit in the parcel
top left: credit card multi tool which i got as a gift, already bought one when they were 10c so dont know what im gonna do with this one
top middle: weird keychain i also got as a gift, made from what feels like wood
top right: three cheap phone cases for my G3, i bought one and ended up getting three, i think two of them came with the glass screen protector i also got. pretty shit cases, terrible quality, but the one i bought was less than $1 so i wasnt expecting much
bottom left: tripod for my phone - works suprisingly well, only cost ~$2 but the mechanism to hold the phone is super tight, and feels like its breaking my phone when i put it in due to the size of the phone
bottom middle: $3 wallet - says its made from leather, complete bullshit. Suprisingly well built however, and fits everything i need
bottom right: glass screen protector for my G3 - feels just like every other glass protector ive used - easy to apply, looks fine, worth the $2 i paid for it
Nathan Price
this is really nice. i want a nice 10keyless but i don't wanna go through taobao shit just to send it across the pond to japan
Logan Cooper
>I can now engrave mai waifu into everything
Carson King
What's good Sup Forums senpai? Any recommendations for a cheap handheld device that emulates SNES and other retro consoles? Preferably one that runs GNU/Linux.
Christian Myers
> > >yea you could do that aswel, but the TaoBao cargo was really easy, all you have to do is pay for the shit you bought, then it is sent to a warehouse where its all consolidated, then you pay for shipping based on weight > >i ended up getting a lot of shit i didnt buy, im guessing they were 'gifts' or some shit >up first is the mechanical keyboard, royal kludge RK61 with cherry blues, which for some reason came with a paint brush and moist towelette, which according to one of my chink friends is a common thing, though i dont know why they would think i needed a wet towel thing to clean the KB with
user, could you please send me the name of the white-backlighted one? Thanks
Ethan Hill
Can anyone tell me where I can buy the Xiaomi 10000mah powerbank from for the cheapest ? / still legit?
I bought one from BangGood nov 2015 for $16, now theyre $25, fucking pokemon go.
Ethan Thompson
>i want a feature >but i want to cripple myself by a secondary useless requirement that interferes with the first
why.jpg
Evan Sullivan
Gearbest @ ~$16
Still cheap IMO.
Levi Adams
This is AUD, I bought the 10000mah originally for 16 AUD now its $25AUD.
Cunts
Andrew Cruz
You guys are never going to guess what this is.
Evan Ross
dragon dildo
Daniel Bell
Pocket Pussy
Brandon Phillips
Mousepad
Bentley Carter
How much was shipping to your country? I assume you're from USA as taobao cargo doesnt ship to European countries.
Josiah Bailey
where to buy that? i only found it on american amazon and i'm in the UE
Aiden Flores
WINNER
WEEB PAD INCOMING
Jaxon Russell
We used to be in the EU :(((
Robert Cook
does ar*s*ow have free int shipping?
Parker White
With the 99c code yes
Jayden Cox
When i bought it, it was $50 cheaper on TaoBao, but it has since gone down ~$5 on ali
you can basically decipher which board is which from the photos. the ones with cherry switches have 'cherry' in the images, and the ones which are 'rainbow' have a colourful name, while the white names is the white backlight. Just to warn you, i ended up having to pay 40 yuan extra for shipping because the keyboard has a battery. if you do plan on buying from TaoBao, all you have to do is download their 'aliwangwang' app, which you use to message sellers and shit, then contact the shipping company, give them your waybill number and ask for 'special shipping', it was really easy. If you want to read up on it some more, check out HowToTao dot com, that site helped alot.
im actually from Aus, and shipping was $37 for a 2.5kg package, but it changes depending on which cargo company you choose, as the one i picked was 75 yuan for the 1st kg, then 20 for every .5kg after that. though on top of that i had to pay a bit extra because the keyboard had a battery
Jason Sullivan
Yes. I payed $1.00 for mine, even though the package says "Total Value: $2.00".
Jacob Wood
Why not just use your Thinkpad keyboard that shit looks terrible
Isaiah Martinez
Thank you user, it's uncommon to find someone like you here. Really thank you very much. Have a nice day mate
Sebastian Smith
Its a wireless HP keyboard and it blows dick. I only use it sometimes in order to play roguelikes, because it has a numerical pad.
Ryan Gonzalez
>HP I feel sorry for you m8.
The chinks make dedicated numberpads though.
Jeremiah Myers
damn it, i want a mech kbd more and more, altho i don't want to pay 50 euro for one. and im kinda happy with my laser desktop 7000 kbd, but it might shit itself soon. are there mechanical ones with hotkeys ?i mostly use volume/mute, zoom
Samuel Ramirez
I got this wallet today.
My only complaint is that it is bigger than fuck. Other than that, it is of good quality. The black leather is smooth and it smells nice. The pockets are tight and hold my cards securely. The zipper works well, and doesn't snag. Stitching is excellent.
It is surprisingly well-made for only $5. Highly recommended.
Parker Bell
the last of the shit i got left: two selfie sticks i bought for photography, accidentally bought two rather than one, but they only cost like $1.50 so whatever. Same as with the tripod, the mechanism which holds the phone is super tight, which makes it feel like its gonna break my phone. Also feels super flimsy, doubt it will last long
Middle: small a5 notebook i got for my mum, decent quality though it looked better in the photos, and the two accessory bits are made from plastic not metal like i thought they would have been. paper is suprisingly decent quality, overall nice notebook
top right: USB light which i also got as a 'gift', gets decently bright and can attach to my phone via OTG, so i can use it as an extra flash or some shit.
bottom right: phone holder thingo - works suprisingly well, although when the 'arm' is extended as far as it is (or further) it weighs down the whole device, not a big deal. It is also really hard to manouver around, which can be a pain in the ass
no problem, if you need anything else you can ask
so thats the end of this wild ride, if anyone wants to know about TaoBao or any of the shit i bought you can ask. Overall i was extremely satisfied with the whole process, saved a tonne of money over buying everything via ali, even though i had to pay shipping, mind you it was way faster than anything ive bought before. I can definitely see myself spending stupid amounts of money on chinkshit from this site in the future.
Nicholas Bailey
its that really leather?
Kevin Torres
At least the news is better quality. Last OP news was just cheap filler
>Bicast leather (also known as bi-cast leather, bycast leather, or PU leather, sometimes described as split leather) is a material made with a split leather backing covered with a layer of polyurethane (hence the term "PU leather") that is applied to the surface and then embossed.
I think so.
Asher Russell
>filler
It looked like that because he had to fit three threads of news in the OP
Wyatt Ross
nah that is not really leather then, try the lighter test.
Grayson Barnes
I just ordered a Leagoo Shark 1 for 160 euros (from Europe, shipping included), did I do good?
>6" Gorilla class memescreen >3 gigs of ram >6300 mAh memebattery
Jacob Nelson
And yet he chose to fill it with boring repetitive junk instead of interesting tidbits. It's not like he had a lack of content to choose from, considering he had 3 whole threads.
Brayden Green
People talked about rechargeable lighters earlier in the thread
I have one of a different model.
Pic related
The bad about these lighters is the arc is small which may be a problem. It lights cigarettes perfectly. Cigars you need to turn the cigar. If your smoking wacky tobaccy with a bowl you can't stick it straight in the arc does not pull and it won't fit that deep into bowl but you can get around it by putting one side of the prongs outside the bowl and one inside and turn it across the bowl.
For general fire starting it works better than gas lighters in some ways worse in others. The flame goes out pretty quick when you stop applying direct contact with the arc. But it will keep a continuous flame of whatever your burning if it is decently burnable.
It hurts a bit to touch which might accidentally happen as it is electricity you might get shocked if you place your hand to close to what your trying to burn. It feels exactly like those old joke packs of gum with one stick sticking out and it shocks you if you pull on it.
I really like it. It last a good bit without needing a recharge.
Oh a word of warning I don't think any of these rechargeable lighters stop charging when the battery is fill mine came with a warning not to leave it charging when it's fill or its gonna blow the fuck up.
Michael Rodriguez
Might as well have gottena Mi Max at that point
Brandon Peterson
K6000 pro would have been the better choice
Andrew Kelly
I like that it actually says "huge battery" on the back cover.
John Rodriguez
>the fuck is going on?
has this happened to anyone else?
Seems like an item i'm buying fucks up the choose shipping method and it doesnt show up on the checkout page...
then pic related.
Any anons give me a hand?
Jordan Thomas
REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DONT I NEVER GET YOUS FROM THE OH-PEE
I found the meme pogeymans and rubber ducks originally.
Cooper Garcia
what a bizarre gif
Lucas Cox
It's 20 euros more expensive for me, no meme screen
The 2 gig version is 40 euros more expensive
Ayden Clark
Try buying it separately
Elijah Nelson
Should have saved 40 more euros then
Nolan Williams
My dad wants me to get him a big tablet for reading news and internet, and a bluetooth speakers, any ideas?
>oukitel >no meme screen Fell for the wrong screen meme satan, oukitel screens are near impossible to break
Brayden Martinez
i got the xiaomi cylinder speaker and it's great
all chink tablets are disappointing for me cos shit battery life
my dad has a big samsung tablet that he uses to watch movies on, seems happy with it
Blake Sanders
Amazon fire tablet is good, what country are you from? Depending on the currency it might be or might not be worth it.
Xiaomi $20 speaker from gaybeast.
Elijah Thompson
>he uses to watch movies on Whoa, even you dad has a faplet?
Ryder Garcia
he uses it mostly while taking two hours shits durin which he smokes and drinks beer. mostly he is laughing from the comedy movies he's watching, but maybe he's jerking it too
William King
>he eats where he shits
O U R G U Y
Does he browse Sup Forums too?
Dominic Parker
It might not be letting you buy it at all. I ordered the same power bank to Australia and Gearbest made me refund the order because it was apparently against their new policy to send power banks to Australia and I know thats bullshit
Brody Murphy
can i light a gas stove with this?
Parker Bennett
TaoBao keeps asking for chinese captcha whenever I do anything. Have I fucked up
