>Richard Stallman, 63, has been pronounced dead this evening after an apparent heart attack. An acquaintance visiting him in his home found him unresponsive and dialed 911 at 10:30 PM on Sunday night. Paramedics arrived on the scene and were unable to resuscitate him. He was pronounced dead half an hour later. A funeral service will be held this Saturday at noon. Stallman is remembered for his software activism and founding of the GNU project.
I thought an accidental death from autoerotic asphyxiation would have got him before a heart attack, honestly.
Kevin Price
>An acquaintance visiting him in his home >his home >implying
Jonathan Morris
Stallman has a home you fuck
Josiah Carter
yeah, his OFFICE
Chase Rivera
If only we could be so lucky.
Samuel Diaz
Fuck him
Christopher Richardson
Fuck you. I got excited.
Hudson Morales
Richard Stallman is going to live literally forever.
Isaiah Reed
Richard Stallman is using the latest innovations in Free Software Cybernetics to augment his body into a walking metal killing machine. Nothing will stop him once the augmentations are complete.
Robert Watson
until he gets kernel panic
Xavier Price
>MechaStallman vs CyberLinus >And RoboGates laughing in the distance. You know it'd happen