Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
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Does anyone have first-person experience of cheap chink phones with good sound quality? I have a Homtom and I've had other chink phones in the past but they've all had pretty disappointing call sound quality. This is fine for me, since I'm not from the past and don't make many voice calls, but my dad needs a cheap new phone to do bidness on, so he needs good call quality.
Note: by cheap I mean like
Ayden Lee
I got a new OPMT in, and the final for my planned chink OPMT overview!
I'll spend the next few weeks carrying and testing the various chink OPMTs I've accumulated and then drop the review.
Spoiler alert: the phillips head driver on this OPMT actually works so it's already one of my favorites out of all the ones I have.
Landon Morris
proof? probably knock off xiaomi real xiaomi very good )))))))))
decided to brave the risk of jittering and ordered a razer abyssus from that ali seller promising them being genuine it was a good decision, no noticeable jittering and it's genuine. Would recommend.
also got invited to shill gearbest for points. tfw getting deep into chinkery.
Levi Williams
no you stinky rice eater, this is /csg/ Chink Skull General
Joshua Wood
Remember those meme images showing that putting a phone to the side of your head makes the side of your head warmer? Also makes the phone warmer.
Joseph Stewart
Why are you so racist? It's 2016.
Christopher Rogers
Buying chink skulls seems a little ethically dubious I mean the sweatshops where they clean the skulls must not be very nice to work in. And they don't need suicide nets since if you kill yourself you just go on the production line
John Allen
>Plebbit Nice.
Hunter Brown
POO
Nicholas Cruz
Was he sleeping on the phone? Because that's what it sounds like to me. What a dumbass.
Ethan Jackson
Why mangoes?
Cooper Lopez
If we hated the chinks we'd stop giving them money. The chinks don't give a shit so long as the dollaz keep flowing
Is this true or is this a damned chinese lie? I see so few chinese modem-routers, and this one seems awfully cheap for it.
Also is there an English FW for this somewhere?
Asher Kelly
Then who was fone in the bedding melt?
Lucas Taylor
You couldn't check the conections in the pictures?
It's not a modem router. You can check pandorabox and openwrt for this router, make sure it's the youth edition and not the miwifi mini.
Ryan Barnes
So I discovered /csg/ couple months ago and one of my first orders was a USB charger. It was cheap, but still it had over 1000 orders and 4.9 star reviews.
And today after a month of use it just blew and started to burn. Lucky I was home and managed to quickly put the burning charger off. If I had not been home the whole house would have burned down...
But this got me thinking, we are risking our lives with inferior quality, dangerous products. All just to save a couple of bucks.
Threw away my usb chargers, sharks, RN3P and 1 dollar mouses. Opened dispute on them all for risking my life. Not going to buy a single chink product again. My life is worth more than trying to save couple of bucks.
Ayden Powell
Dumbass.
Cameron Gray
You shouldn't throw away your sharks dude. They actually can't self-immolate due to design. But you're right with the chargers, you shouldn't trust stinky chinky when it comes to high voltage.
Henry James
You pussy, risking death is part of the experience in buying chink shit
Jaxon Martin
Stop being so racist
Christopher Campbell
the thrill of that risk is all that makes us feel alive
Gabriel Cox
>But this got me thinking, we are risking our lives with inferior quality, dangerous products. All just to save a couple of bucks. I'm not risking my life. I still do my research.
And anyone with common sense won't trust the reviews.
Samuel Davis
>Buy a chink powerbank >Why is my house on fire hmmm
Christian Turner
>tfw I have chinky charger at work which I leave in all the time
Owen Morris
>Buys a chink power bank >Why is my house on fire? hmmmmmm
Luis Barnes
WHY DOES THE FUCKING GEARBEST TRACKING NOT WORK?
Hudson Martin
Post the link to where you bought it.
Ethan Baker
hope your office has good insurance
Jace Russell
>burn down work >get time off work because it's on fire >palm the blame off on the chinks
capital
Jackson Adams
Those chinks really don't understand the point of user reviews
5 stars is basically "It arrived"
Logan Ward
When did you order it? Which postal company is delivering it?
Jayden Roberts
Can someone recommend a usb charger with EU plug for charging Xiaomi Redmi note 3?
Anthony Parker
And buyers are doing it for perks
Christopher Young
It works for certain types of items, like for example I order a lot of flags and posters from Ali and since those just get hung on the wall inside my house the rating accurately reflects the long-term quality of the item.
Christopher Harris
One week ago and its shipped via germany express. Whatever that shit is.
Henry Williams
Ask He knows some good chinky chargers
Jose Brooks
try putting the tracking number in an external tracking service
Jonathan Roberts
Which one for example?
Jaxson Flores
How much pussy will I get with this $1 watch?
Wyatt Adams
alle
Jaxon Hughes
I had an identical one in black when I was like 11
Results: no pussy
So I don't know man
Juan Murphy
17track is usually good
William Roberts
dumb western poster
Jonathan Rogers
11 year old girls aren't interested in sex at all so that's probably why you got no pussy.
Colton Kelly
Just say you're a drug dealer and you need it for computin and shit. Pussy will flow
Nathan Lopez
>I made it into the OP woo
Zachary Peterson
You just need to know how to charm them. Nowadays you show them the best places for pokemon. Isolated areas where no-one can hear them are where the rare pokemon are
Xavier Carter
in for a penny
Kayden Garcia
Fucking thanks m8! Its in Hamburg already! Tomorrow will hopefully be my chinkshit day! Yeah
Anthony Stewart
The most fun part of the chinkshit process is when it's in transit Before the disappointment sets in
Jeremiah Ross
And then you need to order something else, disappointment be damned, to get your chinkshit fix again
Send help
No wait, don't
David Brown
link for dollar mouse?
Noah Thomas
gr8 trackitonline.ru sometimes catches stuff that 17track doesn't, and the other way around.
Julian Sullivan
Link to the charger please, I want to offer one to friend.
Henry Rodriguez
it's something similar to this search artwscow 99 cent mousepad or something like that
John Richardson
not mousepad... the mouse from ebay
Hudson Johnson
Haha literal housefire. Just don't be a retard buying $1 chargers of course they're gonna be a hazard. Fucking faggot.
Brody Howard
>Remember those meme images showing that putting a phone to the side of your head makes the side of your head warmer? >Also makes the phone warmer. no. post one.
Chase Flores
Country express only tracks once it gets inside your country. My British express package started tracking the day before I received it.
Angel Wood
What's the best 1080p dash cam?
Hudson Diaz
Link up friend
Leo Murphy
...
William Bailey
pls respond
i want a good screen, and ok battery. I'm not opposed to charging every night
Thomas Taylor
Does any user have some chink hand fedora ink to recommend? In containers, not cartridges
Ryder Russell
Use fucking packageradar
Kevin Hall
Oh Nice, I didnt expect others from /csg/ to live in Hamburg. Chink Shit General con when?
Zachary Brooks
Has anyone bought a Xiaomi Wireless speaker? Are they good?
Luke Stewart
With every phone you buy there will be a one in a million chance of it exploding simply because of the lithium batteries. I've read this story before with other brands of phone. Xiaomi have shipped millions of units and this is the first time I've seen something like this. I'm not going to cancel the two xiaomi phones I've just ordered.
Jace Scott
Reposting from another user in old thread
Has anyone tried out one of the chink all-in-one-mini-PC NUC knockoff's?
The ones with low-voltage i5's/i7's and dual LAN ports look like they might be useful for reasons
I heard something about these speakers being as good as a JBL portable one, it can also take music via sharks and has aux not only bluetooth. gearbest.com/speakers/pp_241962.html wanted to order one but I havent done yet, I got a pair of headphones instead
Hopefully this'll be enough for now; if only MIUI itself is lacking in localization that shouldn't be too much of a problem I would think.
Once CyanogenMod gets shit working completely, without annoying small bugs everywhere, I'll make the move over (real happy to see there's actually upstream support for kenzo instead of just some loner on XDA hacking away at it). It's great being able to stay on official firmware in the meantime.
You've been patient with me, I think it's been enough Redmeme whining from my end to last for a while. Cheers!
Xiaomi phones have been exploding since they released the first redmi, there are news in Asia about them every year, but there are also exploding Samsung and Apple phones.
Is it safe to assume that the BM007 is the generic 1 dollar mice with another shell?
Parker Johnson
>no side buttons or dpi button probably different
Thomas Thompson
>Tfw ZTE chink phone i will never be part of the meme squad
Maybe it will be in MiUi 8 which is releasing end of the month. it's currently at 28% so probably gonna take some more time.
I think the chinks just hate Japs and do it intentionally.
> There's an effort to translate MIUI 8 to Japanese and I'm sure they need more people to translate from English to Japanese. Please consider helping them.
Even iPhones explodes. Question is what's the rate?
Wyatt Nelson
I don't really mind desu, you can put your microSD anyway so it's not like you really need it
Matthew Bennett
>the gaps around the buttons on the cheaper one holy high tolerances
Ethan Williams
>The speaker also sounds like a mess when you play high energy tracks with a lot of different instruments playing simultaneously. Give techno, trance, hip-pop bass, heavy metal tracks a complete miss as the speaker certainly cannot keep up with the sound, everything will sound noisy and mixed. Fuck this shit
Xavier Bell
Europoor here... Should I use gearbest or banggood?
Liam Butler
What are some decent chink bluetooth earphones? I'm starting to get tired of wires
Kevin Flores
Who will be the first to buy this?
Jose Nguyen
Same shit, whatever is cheaper.
Robert Ward
Thanks user, found one for $0.96 aswell. Novel design Unsex Silicone Multi-Purpose Date Time Electronic Wrist Calculator Watch White bb s.aliexpress.com/Zjui2A73 (from AliExpress Android)
